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Clips from American Dad! - Familyland (S09E09)

"it smells so yummy around here."
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"Ugh, yeah, they pump in pleasant smells to make you happier"
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"You're such a cynic."
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"Okay, everybody, what should we do first?"
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"Straight to Cartoon City."
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"It's where Mikey Muskrat"
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"and all of his cartoon pals"
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"go about their daily lives."
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"They live, they laugh, they love, they learn."
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"They're just like us, really."
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"and gloves but not pants."
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"Forget Cartoon City."
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"I'm gonna go to Wild Wild West World"
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"It's just one long, dark tunnel"
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"where anything can happen."
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"Can you picture what these idiots"
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"It's gonna be Ground Control to Major Lame."
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"Oh. I guess that was kinda lame."
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"Yeah? Well, I'm going to Fairytale Land"
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"to teach little girls that princesses"
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"are an outdated stereotype perpetuated"
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"by a male-dominated society."
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"Well, good news."
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"We can start in Cartoon City,"
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"for our picnic lunch at noon, just like we did last time."
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"They ditched you, Franny. But not me."
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"I just rudely walked away as you were talking."
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"You did?"
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"How about I show you what real cutting is, huh?"
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"I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you."
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"Can you speak into my microphone?"
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"Oh, boy, looks like cartoon rush hour"
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"Well, then you just find"
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"the best looking boy you can"
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"and do whatever he says."
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"Don't listen to her."
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"Seriously, whatever he says."
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"Because he'll find a princess who will."
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"They got it exactly right."
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"It's 1:00."
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"No one showed up for lunch."
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"Some family vacation this is."
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"Real great park, Roy."
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"Familyland, my ass."
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"Whoa, you're the guy from the statue!"
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"Gluttony."
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"Ugh!"
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"It's become something sick and perverted."
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"Shut it down."
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"Shut it all down."
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"Forever."
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"What's happening?"
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"Familyland is now a prison."
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"You will die here."
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"Oh, look at that."
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"This is definitely a show."
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"Honey, get up."
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"The talking fist says it's a show."
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"Honey?"
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"I-It's a show."
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"Get 'im!"
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"Resources were scarce and tempers flared"
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"as the kingdom hovered on the brink of war."
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"Out of the chaos, four kings rose to power."
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"that are also somehow old-timey."
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"And to the west, the Cowboy King,"
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"Black Stan and the Italian Stallions."
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"Let's see, Francine and Klaus are tooling around the park,"
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"Yep, I think that covers it."
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"Four kings."
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"Not so fast."
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"Two, four, six,"
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"eight and ten."
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"♪ Trip, trip, trippity, dem ol' Trippin' Balls... ♪"
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"Let's ride."
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"♪ Trip, trip, trippity, dem ol' Trippin' Balls... ♪"
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"Can I help you with something?"
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"You know why I'm here."
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"You've been playing that jingle day and night."
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"I can't hear my piano bear."
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"Sure, Stan, I'll happily shut the music off."
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"Yeah, right."
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"I'll give you a little time to reconsider my offer."
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"But know that if you refuse, the music will never stop."
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"♪ Trip, trip, trippity, dem ol' Trippin' Balls... ♪"
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"Excuse me, can you back me up a bit?"
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"Sit tight, Standy."
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"Do you want to see me dance, sire?"
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"Are you sure?"
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"Because it looks something like this."
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"♪ Zoo zoo, zoo zooby, zooby zoo. ♪"
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"It's fine."
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"Let him speak."
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"My king, I've returned from my raid on Fairytale Land."
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"I bring you churros."
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"Churros to last a week."
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"These are days old!"
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"And you've brought no dipping sauce!"
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"Can we can kill him now?"
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"I don't want you to think it's the only thing"
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"I'm focused on, but it's all I can think about."
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"It looks abandoned."
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"Maybe we can hide out here"
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"until everyone comes to their senses."
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"Great idea."
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"I wonder why they closed this."
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"I remember it being very popular."
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"Well, no one's here."
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"Hello, I'm Pappy Van Pappy."
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"I'd like to tell you a story"
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"about a rabbit I owned that ran away."
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"The rabbit's a metaphor."
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"For a slave."
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"Hmm. This ride may be a bit dated."
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"Well, it certainly has my attention."
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"And that's when I realized"
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"I like working on farms for free."
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"Wow."
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"I wonder where that elevator goes."
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"Well, there's only one way to find out."
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