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Clips from American Dad! - Familyland (S09E09)

"Roy Family?"
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"You're right, I were."
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"But now I wasn't."
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"Attention denizens of Familyland."
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"walk out the front door."
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"I just wanted to say I am a big fan"
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"of Simpler Times Mountain."
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"You trapped us in the park"
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"And-and why were you frozen for 30 years?"
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"I built Familyland to be an Eden,"
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"So I froze my body, but not my mind,"
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"right in the center of the park."
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"You were conscious that whole time?"
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"So, since they destroyed my dreams,"
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"they can destroy each other."
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"But... but I appreciate family."
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"That has to count for something."
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"You and I are of a kind."
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"Which is why we're going to watch the blood blath together."
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"Did you just say "blath"?"
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"But don't worry, it'll thaw out."
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"to teens!"
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"Today, we fight for respect!"
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"If we fight hard enough, will we get husbands?"
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"Are there going to be casualties?"
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"But we're mostly grown men,"
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"and one of the armies is entirely made up of children."
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"of going completely casualty-free."
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"and you're just gonna have to trust me on this."
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"Die... for me."
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"No questions, good."
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"Nice, isn't it?"
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"This is where we'll live, Francine,"
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"and you'll have all the love and respect"
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"a woman like you deserves."
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"What makes you think I'd ever marry you?"
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"Listen to her."
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"and already trying to flip it on me."
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"Sorry, this guy can't be caught,"
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"But you just said you couldn't be caught."
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"I'll be in the control room"
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"Klaus, we have to do something."
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"They're all gonna kill each other."
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"I want to make some cookies."
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"Oh, my God, would you leave me alone?!"
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"It's coming from up there."
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"We smelled your cookies!"
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"You made us remember, Mom."
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"I'm so glad you guys are here!"
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"That man, Roy Family,"
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"h-he took me hostage,"
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"he-he made me iron his pants."
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"I don't care who you are."
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"Francine only irons one person's pants,"
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"I wanted a place where families"
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"would find their way back together."
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"You were broken, but, Francine,"
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"you showed me that the Smith family is worthy."
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"Wait, Smith."
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"And, um, here."
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"Ooh, lifetime passes."
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"It was worth it!"
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"It was all worth it!"
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"What will you do now?"
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"Leave your family."
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"We'll get an apartment."
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"There are a lot of blackout dates on these lifetime passes."
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"that took place in the last week?"
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"Gosh, Francine, I think we are."
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"And that was the last time Familyland was visited"
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"as it was closed immediately under a mountain of lawsuits."
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"In its place stands a memorial wall for the fallen."
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"As for me, I was never heard from again."
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"♪ Good... ♪ Good morning, USA"
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"This is the story of,"
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"Right."
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"That was all shot in one afternoon."
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"We're at the one place in all the world"
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"I know what I'm doing."
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"and then head over to Simpler Times Mountain"
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"When did you... Oh, I get it."
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"shouldn't be asked of a princess."
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"Out of my way, people! I'm here to laugh"
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"Yeah, and they just unload you on me."
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"And so, the Great Wall rose"
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"and Familyland was thrown into chaos."
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"And the people lost all semblance of civilization."
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"All right, talk to you next time"
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"Kill him later, got it."
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"Let's give it a whirl."
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"and I'm sure all of you'd really like to go home."
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"Which is why Uncle Roy's decided to let the last army standing"
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"Answer that last one first."
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"Tainted by people who don't appreciate the value of family."
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"It does, Francine."
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"My tongue's been frozen for 30 years."
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"So I have a new strategy,"
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"This is how they send smells out into the park"
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"What's that smell?"
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"Are... a-are those Mom's cookies?"
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"Francine!"
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"Come live with me forever."
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"until I'm awakened again by another family's strife."
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"So, are we just gonna ignore all the truly horrible things"
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"But some say they still see me in the park."
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"♪ Zoo zoo, zoo zooby, zooby zoo. ♪"
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"♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say"
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"I want to be a princess like you when I grow up."
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"Just like the flying cars on tracks at home."
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"Ain't that right, Floppy Rabbit?"
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"Now, times are trying and rations run low,"
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"Look."
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"Hey, Roy, do you have cinnamon?"
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"They stopped fighting. What did you do?"
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"Attention Familyland patrons,"
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"♪ Good morning, USA!"
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"Hello, Francine."
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"Hayley was right."
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"Then I shall return to my slumber,"
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"and her army of splay-legged princesses."
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