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Clips from South Park - Towelie (S05E05)

"When you get out of the water, you need to dry off right away"
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"to avoid catching a cold. That's why Towelie says,"
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""Don't forget to bring a towel.""
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"- You wanna get high? - No."
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"Okay, turn it on."
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"Okama Gamesphere."
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"Oh, yeah, Thirst for Blood. Bring it."
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"Oh, this is so cool."
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"- Bring it, bring it. - Vengeance."
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"Good night, boys. Don't stay up too late."
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"Yeah, but you still shouldn't have done that. He's just a boy."
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"- What? - Nothing. Come on, Randy."
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"Multikill."
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"Yeah, yeah, Mom. I can't go to the lake."
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"No, Stan's having emotional problems and I need to help see him through it."
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"- He's got... What is it? - Date-rape psychosis."
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"Date-rape something. Yeah. Okay. I will. Okay, thanks, Mom."
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"- I don't have to go outside. - Awesome."
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"Oh, yeah, we've got baseball practise today. God damn it."
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"Well, it's all right. We can still play for six more hours,"
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"- And then we'll go play baseball. - Don't forget to bring a towel."
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"Oh, no."
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"When you're playing sports, the sweat can get in your face."
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"That's why Towelie says, "Always keep an extra towel in your duffle bag.""
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"- You wanna get high? - No, we don't wanna get high."
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"Okay. You sure?"
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"- Yes. Go away, you stupid towel. - Oh, dude. Did you see that?"
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"Okay, boys, that's it. You have to go now."
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"No, no, it's okay, Mom. We can't go to baseball practise"
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"- 'cause Kyle has cancer. - No, Stanley, it's Monday morning."
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"- You have to go to school. - It's Monday?"
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"No, you're not sick. Now get to school."
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"- All of you. Go! - But, Mom..."
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"Can't believe we have to go to school."
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"Yeah, real life is so boring and stupid."
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"- Hello, boys, how are you? - Fine."
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"but have you seen a talking towel around anywhere?"
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"What? You mean Towelie?"
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"Repeat. Code five, Park County, Colorado."
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"What, dude?"
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"This is gonna be one long-ass day."
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"Come on, hurry. I bet we can get to level 29."
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"- It was right here. - Where the hell is it?"
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"Come on, man, this isn't funny. I need my fix."
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"- Hello? - If you ever wanna see"
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"your Okama Gamesphere again, you will bring us the towel."
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"Just get the towel and meet us at the gas station outside of town."
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"- Okama Gamesphere. - Don't hurt it."
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"- What? - They've taken it."
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"They've taken our Okama Gamesphere."
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"No, no."
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"What do you mean "they've taken it"?"
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"Oh, this isn't happening. This isn't happening."
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"Towelie."
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"- Hey, towel! - Where the hell is he?"
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"- Where the hell could he be? - I don't know."
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"The guy on the phone thought we had Towelie, so now we gotta find him."
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"What has this world come to?"
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"Hey, maybe we'd better do a towel call."
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"- That's a towel call? - This is hopeless."
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"- We're never gonna find him. - Hey, wait a minute."
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"Towelie always showed up to give us towel advice"
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"when we'd said something about water."
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"Hey, yeah. Well, guys, let's go to the swimming pool."
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"Let's go waterskiing."
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"- Don't forget to bring a towel. - There he is."
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"Be sure to bring a towel so you don't get all wet."
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"- Just come on. It's getting dark. - Are we gonna get high?"
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"Are you sure this is where they said to be?"
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"They said the gas station outside of town."
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"Well, I'm gonna get a little high."
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"- Hold it. - Who is that?"
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"Step away from the towel."
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"There you are, towel."
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"If you ever go to a hotel, be sure to bring your own towel."
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"It isn't safe for you out here, towel."
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"There are people out here who mean to harm you."
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"Excuse me, can we have our Okama Gamesphere back?"
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"- We just wanna play video games. - Your what?"
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"Look, dude, we're on level 24, about to cross into the Caverns of Madness."
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"Oh, my God. It's a trap."
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"Run, towel."
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"Where's the towel? It can't be far."
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"Hurry. You must get the towel back to Tynacorp."
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"Where is our Okama Gamesphere?"
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"Get the towel home. They will explain everything. Please, hurry."
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"Do you know where he's talking about, Towelie?"
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"What? Oh, yeah, back at the base."
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"It's a long ways away."
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"All right, we're gonna have to use this truck. Come on, guys."
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"- Well? - They've gone, sir."
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"- It's like they've vanished out of thin air. - Damn it."
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"They must have some unexplainable bond with it."
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"Perhaps they're telepathically linked to the towel, sir, like E.T."
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"It could already be anywhere, hiding out again."
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"Destroy all towels within a thousand-mile radius."
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"Good, because Towelie merchandise is now available."
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"Be the first to show your enthusiasm for Towelie"
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"with the all-new "I Love Towelie" T-shirt."
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"And if you don't like Towelie,"
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"you can buy the "I Hate Towelie" T-shirt."
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"It's 100% cotton. And available soon, the Towelie towel."
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"It comes with all your favourite catchphrases."
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"You wanna get high?"
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"So call now and order your "I Love Towelie""
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"or "I Hate Towelie" T-shirt."
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"American Express or Discover Card."
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"Supplies are limited so order one of these great T-shirts right away."
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"- Are we getting close? - I think so."
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"A little more gas, Kenny."
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"How long has it been since you've been back there?"
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"I've been wandering around on my own for the past few weeks."
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"You know, helping people out with towel safety and proper towel use."
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"- It's important. - No, it isn't."
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"- Is. - No, it isn't."
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"- It's down this dirt road. - Brake, Kenny, brake."
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"- Maybe it was down that dirt road. - Dude, don't you remember where it is?"
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"I can't remember, it all looks the same. Hold on, let me get high."
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"Then I'll remember where it is."
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