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Clips from Family Guy - The Griffin Family History (S04E04)

"- Peter, brush your teeth. - I don't wanna."
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"Peter, brush your teeth."
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"No, it's stupid."
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"Well, I guess we're gonna have to do this the hard way."
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"- No! - Open your mouth."
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"Peter, did you hear that?"
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"Dad, what is it? What's going on?"
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"Oh, God, Meg, you startled me. I'm sorry."
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"What the hell's your problem, you dumbass?"
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"Peter, what is that?"
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"after I saw that movie, The Butterfly Effect."
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"I thought, " Wow, this is terrible."
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"These monitors are for watching the house."
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"See, there's Stewie's room, Chris' room, Meg's room..."
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"Peter, there's no phone in here."
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"That's not true."
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"We'll survive by eating each other."
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"The story of the Griffin family history."
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"Here's how it all began."
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"and God and his roommate Chugs were arm wrestling."
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"Yeah! Undefeated!"
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"Oh, wait, wait, wait. Here comes another one. Quick, give me your lighter."
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"You smell that?"
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"Then, over millions of years, evolution took its course."
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"Of course, I'm obligated by the State of Kansas"
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"to present the Church's alternative to the theory of evolution."
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"And the noblest of all those early creatures was the dinosaur."
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"Peter, that's terrible."
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"Hey, I don't know any better."
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"Hey, a herpesaur."
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"Brian, Peter invent wheel. Peter show wheel to people in town,"
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"but no one want wheel."
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"Everyone excited about trapezoid."
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"No one buy wheel."
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"That big breakthrough."
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"Then how come no one buy Peter wheel?"
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"Maybe sales pitch not good enough."
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"Not sure can do it."
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"Need something make you go?"
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"Peter wheel make you go."
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"Maybe Joe want try wheel on chair."
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"For last time, Joe no want."
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"Brian, Peter fail again."
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"Not so fast. Brian have other idea."
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"Not working. Try drastic measure."
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"Hot lady next to wheel."
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"People want Peter wheel thanks to sexy wife."
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"Tonight you and me party like it's nine."
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"Damn all. What deuce? Victory's Stewie's."
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"There have been many great Griffins throughout history,"
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"including Moses Griffin, who led the Jews out of Egypt."
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"Now, Jews, ho!"
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"I didn't bring my trunks."
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"I ate 20 minutes ago."
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"You know, what they flush in Cairo ends up right here."
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"You know he hasn't talked to his brother in three years?"
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"All right, listen up."
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"Before we go any further, I'm gonna lay down a few rules, all right?"
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"Commandment Number One: Shut the hell up."
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"Commandment Number three:"
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"There are no more Jolly Ranchers, they're all gone."
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"When we pass a billboard, please don't read it out loud, all right?"
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"Now, come on, let's get going."
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""Hassle-free checking. " Damn it!"
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"Peter, can we stop the stories for a minute?"
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"Right, good thinking."
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"Meg, go get us some sandwiches."
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"Wait a minute, that's a great idea."
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"If Meg can get through the vent,"
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"she can sneak out and go get help."
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"Dad, I can't go through the vent."
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"Yeah, she's right. We need to grease her up so she doesn't get stuck."
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"Everybody, spit on Meg."
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"Stop! Stop! Stop! Okay, okay!"
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"I meant I can't do it because there are burglars down there."
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"Come on, they're not gonna touch you."
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"You're covered with spit."
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"Be careful, Meg."
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"Oh, no, no, I'm just kidding. Can you imagine?"
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"Well, let's find out."
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"Hey, Meg. I see you there in the kitchen."
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"Put my sandwich on whole wheat, please."
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"No, no, no, no, don't use that mustard."
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"Quick, scrape that mustard off."
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"Oh, no. The burglars got my baby."
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"I think they're making a sign to tell us something."
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"Better not be using my crayons, mixing them up."
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"Meg's our daughter."
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"You know, Meg being captured by evil men reminds me of another story."
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"Um, this is the story of my ancestor Nate Griffin."
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"His real name was Richard Bachman."
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"where he was a proud member of the tribe of Tootie-and-Blair."
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"Hey, Quagdingo, how was your date last night?"
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"Oh, it was awesome. You never feel as big as you do with a pygmy."
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"Not today, Joemama."
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"I'm going off to find a log to build a drum,"
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"Coming up in this half hour,"
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"flies on your face: How many is too many?"
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"White men have been spotted nearby,"
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"laying traps and forming slo-pitch softball leagues."
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"Well, whatever makes them happy."
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"Live and let live, that's what I say."
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"And I'm sure that's what they say, too."
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"Hello. I'm Cleveland from South Carolina."
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"Hey, Quagdingo, you wanna play I-spy again?"
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"No!"
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"I spy something beige."
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"- Wood. - Yeah."
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"Hello and welcome to the news at what I suspect is dawn."
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"Our top story continues to be,"
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"- Ollie? - I saw a fish!"
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"Thanks, Ollie. And now, sleep."
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"If we can break out of here, I've got an idea"
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"Hey, where's the captain?"
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"I don't know. I haven't seen him all morning."
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"And it was."
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"But Nate soon found himself put to work on a Southern plantation."
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"It was way down there."
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"where they took away everybody's African names"
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"Honey, you keep that up, it's whatever you want it to be."
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