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Clips from Family Guy - The Griffin Family History (S04E04)

"Time has a way of changing a place and its people."
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"Uh, excuse me. Hi. Yeah, is there, like,"
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"a human resources guy we could talk to?"
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"Yeah, the quarters are too crowded, the hours are long,"
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"and, uh, you know, I don't like to be "this guy,""
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"the plantation owner's daughter."
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"you just want to have sex with over and over."
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"so she looks like a cross-eyed torso."
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"He knew he had to have her."
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"- Lois! - Who are you?"
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"Hi. I'm Nate Griffin."
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"I work against my will for your dad."
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"Well, let's just say I know my way around a hoe."
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"Well, I got the idea to build a panic room"
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"Everything started with the big bang."
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"It was a Saturday night,"
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"Hey, Peter, does your tail itch?"
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"This maybe make you millionaire."
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"Here we are, the Red Sea."
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"Now, all we gotta do is swim across."
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"Commandment Number four:"
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"We need to figure out how we're gonna survive."
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"You think Meg made it through the vent?"
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"Oh, God, Meg, they know you're there."
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"Use the other mustard!"
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""We have your son. ""
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"It all began in Africa in the tiny village of Quahogswana"
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"and what you can do to please it."
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"so you know it's a long vowel sound and not a short one."
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"And sometimes I like to dot the "I""
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"Something to brighten the reader's day."
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"A backward place where they didn't believe in science"
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"and hated others just for being different."
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"And then, all of a sudden, he saw her."
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"Lois Laura Bush Lynne Cheney Pewterschmidt,"
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"As a poet might say, she was the kind of woman"
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"Oh, yeah? Well, what do you do?"
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"and eventually, they made it to the North."
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"Sir, don't get snippy with me."
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"Come on! I'm pretty!"
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"Addy, I'm Tojo."
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"Oh, come on, man. That's not fair."
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"Yes, it is, Peter, because sometimes at night when Eva has to go,"
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"Oh, no. You stupid idiot! What did you do?"
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"but you-you go to tell me first,"
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"The Griffin family history is a rich tapestry."
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"there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you."
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"How can you even say that, Dad?"
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"Did not like the movie."
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"Don't thank me, Lois. Thank my ancestors"
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"Show me your teeth! Show me your teeth!"
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"Anyone buy wheel get dead bird."
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"and you start seeing Stuckey's."
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"A- ha!"
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"What are we supposed to do with these?"
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"I mean, you never see... Robert Duvall!"
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"Hey, Lois. I'm gonna go nail a couple of dinosaurs in the next valley."
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"You know, where you stop seeing Howard Johnsons"
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"I'll see you guys later."
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"With the kind of breasts you just wanna push together"
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"Peter, these are parachutes."
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"After that, a meteor hit the earth,"
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"You so money. Don't know it."
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"I hope she does. That kid really deserves it."
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"It's distracting."
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"What's your name?"
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"as Germany takes its rightful place as ruler of the world!"
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"All right, listen, there'll be time to grieve,"
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"This is what everyone always says whenever..."
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"as 78% of Americans at that time."
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"You know, where I'm, like, helpless,"
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"Yeah! Germanator! I'll be back! Yeah!"
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"I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it,"
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"All right, I'll see what I can do."
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"Luckily, they were helped by Nate's good friend, Al Cowlings,"
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"Kiss me, Tony."
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"but I will lead you to freedom."
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"just wasn't right for the talking pictures."
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"Hey, guys, one of my cuffs is loose."
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"So for the next 15 years, they raised a family in secrecy."
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"Ooh, look at that. "Danny Gans, Entertainer of the Year. ""
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""Mancow in the morning. " - Shut up!"
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"their lives were changed forever."
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"who showed up on his trusty white bronco."
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"What the deuce is all the commotion?"
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"Is somebody downstairs?"
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"Tired walking everyplace?"
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"Hey, I hate you too, bitch."
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"Why Peter look sad?"
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"Run!"
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"Oh, my God! We're gonna drown!"
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"His name was Willie '"Black-Eye'" Griffin,"
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"Yeah. I was so scared."
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"Today begins a new order!"
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"But the golden years soon ended."
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"Hey, can I borrow 50 marks?"
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"- Exactly. - Well, there you go."
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"Thank God you guys are okay!"
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"Daddy!"
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"That wasn't oxygen."
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"we might be able to alert the authorities."
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"She asked if we were gonna have our way with her."
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"Yes, Peter. Nazi stuff."
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"And it's all 'cause of you guys. You know what?"
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"Free beer on this motherfuhrer! Eh? Come on!"
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"Didn't like... Didn't like it."
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"'Cause it has a valid point to make, it's insistent!"
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"But I think it's important for the last one of us left alive to know this story."
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"Brian, what hell?"
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"This is gonna be the best summer ever."
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"You dirty..."
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"with a little smiley face or a heart or something."
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