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Clips from Family Guy - The Griffin Family History (S04E04)

"But the law was hot on their trail."
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"Well, we're getting a good view of the chase from up here, Tom."
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"That's right, Diane. We're looking at Nate Griffin and Al Cowlings,"
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"the man we believe to be Al Cowlings."
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"Um, it seems like a futile effort on their part, Diane."
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"At some point, that horse is going to have to stop and eat some grain."
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"After that, Nate devoted his life"
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"by inventing the Department of Motor Vehicles."
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"- Sir, did you fill out the 1170? - I think I did."
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"That's the 1190. You're gonna have to go stand in the blue line."
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"That is not my prerogative, sir."
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"I wait in one line, they send me to another line..."
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"You know what? You can always call to make an appointment."
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"The line's always busy! It's ridiculous."
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"You can go wait in the appointment line, then."
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"- I know! I don't wanna wait! - Sir, I can't help you."
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"I don't have all day."
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"You're going to have to take that somewhere else."
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"- It shouldn't be this hard! - You know what? I'm on break."
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"Peter, enough with the storytelling. We gotta get outta here!"
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"They're gonna kill Meg!"
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"Hey! A flare gun. Good idea, Peter."
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"If we angle it through the vent,"
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"while I put on the one scuba suit."
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"What's the matter?"
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"That was a tank of Tony Danza's breath."
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"I want your breath inside me."
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"Hey!"
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"Well, as long as death is staring us in the face,"
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"I might as well tell you about my great-grandfather,"
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"and his ocular misadventures made him a star."
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"were among the wealthiest people in Hollywood."
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"They spent their idle time cavorting, doing the Charleston,"
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"and enjoying America's prosperity following World War I,"
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"Sadly, '"Black-Eye'" Griffin's voice"
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"Pardon me, madam. I'm the truant officer."
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"I found these two children of yours playing hooky from school."
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"It's important for you to get an education!"
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"Get in there and finish your homework!"
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"'"Black-Eye'" Griffin struggled to make ends meet"
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"It was a simpler time. It was a better time."
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"Well, no matter what happens to us, I just hope Meg's okay."
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"So, is... Is this, like, the part"
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"- where you guys have your way with me? - What?"
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"Oh, no! Oh, God! Oh, no, no, no, no!"
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"What did she say?"
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"- Ew! - No, seriously. I won't scream or anything."
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"No! No! I... I... No. No sale."
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"without hearing the story of my great-uncle, Peter Hitler,"
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"who was Adolf's favorite brother."
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"Hey, there you are."
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"Hey, you ready to go check out that new skin flick over at the Boobengarden?"
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"Yeah? What are you doing?"
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"- Stuff? - Yes."
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"Nazi stuff?"
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"Can I help?"
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"No, Peter. Just let me work, all right?"
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"Hey. Hey, Addy. Addy, look."
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"Addy. Addy, look. I'm... See, look. I'm Tojo."
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"I am from Japan."
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"Sweet!"
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"That's what a gun sounds like."
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"Oh, what happened to the 50 marks I gave you last week?"
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"Oh, come on. Your girlfriend's not cheap."
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"Hey, whatever happened with that art school?"
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"Look, I'm going to do a rally."
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"I'll be back in an hour."
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"The days of despair and hardship are over!"
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"Victory up the ass, baby! Yeah, come on!"
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"A new world! A better world!"
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"A German world!"
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"We will emerge as the dominant people!"
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"You guys, with your marching, and your letters, and your phone calls..."
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"This is all thanks to you."
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"You made this happen, you guys."
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"You know... My God."
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"Come on. You deserve it. You deserve it."
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"Hey, what do you say we all head over to the Boozenpuken, eh?"
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"Knock, knock."
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"Getting a lot of positive feedback about that rally. Lot of positive feedback."
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"Everybody loved my Germanator joke."
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"Look, Peter. I want you to move out."
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"What?"
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"You can't live here anymore. You're a pain in my ass. I want you out."
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"Look, if this is about the whole me-leaving-the-seat-up thing,"
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"I mean, that's... Is that really a big deal?"
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"if she goes in there and the seat is up"
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"and it's dark, she sits in the water."
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"No way. Get the hell out of here."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Well, that's pretty much all there is to tell, kids."
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"- I did not care for The Godfather. - What?"
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"Did not care for The Godfather."
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"Peter, it's so good. It's like the perfect movie."
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"Robert De Niro, Al Pacino..."
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"- Why not? - Did not... Couldn't get into it."
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"- It insists upon itself, Lois. - What?"
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"- It insists upon itself. - What does that even mean?"
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"It takes forever getting in, and then you spend, you know,"
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"like six-and-a-half hours, and then, you know,"
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"if you haven't even given it a chance?"
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"and I... I get to the scene where all the guys"
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"It's noted in every annal."
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"It's like they're speaking a different language."
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"- That's where I lose interest and I go away. - They're speaking Italian!"
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"The language they're speaking is the language of subtlety,"
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"I love The Money Pit."
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"That is my answer to that statement."
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"Wow! You saved our lives, Mr. Swanson!"
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"We've captured the burglars."
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"Oh, thank God."
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"against your daughter."
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"Well, that was a close call."
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"You know..."
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"Meg should probably get a lawyer."
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"Oh, sweetie, thank you for keeping our spirits up with your stories."
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"Your daughter's a sexual predator."
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"If you don't do anything, she could go to jail for a long time."
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"All right, guys, just take her away."
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"- Peter, did you brush your teeth? - No."
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