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Clips from Family Guy - The Griffin Family History (S04E04)

"- No! No! - Peter, open your mouth!"
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"Oh, my God, there are men breaking into our house."
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"I heard a noise."
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"Quick, everyone get in the attic."
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""I wish I could escape to a place where this movie couldn't find me,""
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"- and then... - What the hell are we waiting for?"
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"How are we gonna call the police?"
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"Oh, my God. We're all gonna die!"
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"You're going down, man."
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"Oh, dude, that is sick."
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"I'm a dinosaur. I don't have morals."
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"turning it into a block of ice for some reason."
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"But then it thawed and cavemen came."
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"Peter, you invent wheel?"
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"Brian help."
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"Okay, sell wheel just like practice."
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"Hi, me Peter."
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"Make me want wheel."
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"Maybe if me buy wheel, me get pretty lady, too. I buy wheel."
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"All right, it's gonna be a long journey, everyone,"
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"I don't want to step on a shell."
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"I can't get water in my ears."
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"Oh, I can part the Red Sea."
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"Commandment Number two: There's nothing I can do about the sun."
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"What did I say?"
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"I mean, is there even any food in here?"
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"I hate you all!"
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"Oh, there she is. She's in the kitchen."
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"Use the other mustard."
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"Peter, do something!"
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"Of course, Nate Griffin was his slave name."
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"And this is the story of his roots."
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"Hey, you guys wanna go get a drink at Club 227?"
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"so I can play the opening part from Hot For Teacher."
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"But first, that orange thing in the sky"
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"You know, you shouldn't be poking around out here."
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"Wow, you're a different color than me."
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"Would you like to be equals?"
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"where is this giant canoe heading?"
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"But first, let's go to Ollie Williams"
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"with the portside window report."
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"how to give the captain of this boat what he deserves."
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"Anyway, it was a horrible place"
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"and gave them new names."
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"Tobi with an "I.""
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"With an accent over the "I," and a little line over the "O,""
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"I asked you what your name was."
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"Of course, back then,"
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"the South was a very different place than it is today."
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"- Um, I have a work-related grievance. - What?"
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"but a couple of the overseers have been making racial slurs."
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"Of course, ordinarily, black guys aren't attracted to white women,"
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"but she was something different."
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"Is someone there?"
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"- You wanna do it? - You bet your sweet black ass I do."
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"When I grow up, I'll be accepted by everybody."
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"Daddy, you're the embarrassment."
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"Tell it to the authorities, because you're all going to jail!"
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"We'll stay with the chase."
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"But luck was on their side"
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"to getting back at the white man"
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"for the injustice of slavery"
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"- Did you fill out the 1170? - I filled this out."
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"Look, I was already in that line."
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"What? I've been here all morning."
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"I tried to call! I can't get through."
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"Oh, yeah? Over Meg's dead body."
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"We'll be fine. Here, put these on."
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"They're supposed to distract you"
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"I wonder who got my oxygen tank."
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"who was the greatest silent-movie star of the '20s."
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"'"Black-Eye'" Griffin and his family"
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"which, at that time, was called International Civil War II."
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"Oh, my! This will never do, will it, dear?"
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"Chris, you gotta... You gotta..."
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"until he died tragically in the same manner"
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"He was stabbed in a card fight."
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"and you guys take turns. You know?"
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"Are you okay?"
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"Well, it sure would suck if you guys died"
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"Peter, can't you see I'm busy?"
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"All right, all right. Okay. All right."
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"Will you stop that?"
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"Ooh!"
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"Just kidding. Oh, look at your face."
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"You ever gonna take another crack at that?"
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"A rally? Sweet."
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"All of Europe will tremble"
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"Yes. As I was saying, the time for victory is upon us!"
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"Give yourselves a round of applause."
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"I just... I can't take it anymore."
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"He's driving me crazy."
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"Take it easy, honey."
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"Hey, there, bro. How's it going?"
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"did you actually sit in the water or was that..."
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"But since we're all gonna die,"
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"I know. Fine, fine actor."
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"Explain yourself. What didn't you like about it?"
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"I can't even get through it. I can't even finish the movie."
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"- I've never even seen the ending. - You've never seen the ending?"
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"Well, how can you say you don't like it"
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"- I agree with Stewie. It's not really fair. - It's outrageous."
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"are sitting around on the easy chairs..."
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"Yeah. That's a great scene. I love that scene."
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"I have no idea what they're talking about."
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"something you don't understand."
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"- Whatever. - I like that movie, too."
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"Unfortunately, they're pressing sexual harassment charges"
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"for living lives of greatness."
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"Dad, help!"
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"- Dad! - Have fun at the dance, Meg."
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"And from the moment that piece of off-color blue comedy was uttered,"
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"Supper's ready! Come and get it, kids!"
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"You know the best part about being half-black and half-white?"
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"Just as I thought!"
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"Lois, how in God's name could you embarrass the family like this?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Sitting right here."
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"Nate and I love each other!"
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"And so they set off on their escape to the North."
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