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Clips from Scary Movie (2000)

"- You want some popcorn? - Uh-uh. I brought me a little snack of my own."
Scary Movie (2000)
"- You want some chicken? - Nah."
Scary Movie (2000)
"Mm-hmm. For all y'all talkers up in here, it's time to keep it down right now."
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"Shh."
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"Shh, back at you. Shh!"
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"Its 400 passengers and crew on a maiden voyage to a brave new world."
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"I'm the king of the world!"
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"- I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick. - Don't leave now! The movie's about to come on!"
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"Hurry up, man. Don't be long."
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"Back up! Let him through!"
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"You can move back some. You don't own the theatre."
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"Number two has placed, and number four to show."
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"Next week's Triple Crown starts at 2:30. Be here early."
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"Hey, who is that?"
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"Go ahead. Do it again. Do it again."
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"Don't go in there!"
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"Lord, I'm gonna have a heart attack!"
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"Damn, this is some scary shit!"
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"Oh, I am scared!"
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"Excuse me."
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"I think I paid my money like everybody else up in here."
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"- ... out of her favor where I am... - That ain't no man."
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"- You can see her real hair right there! - Do you mind?"
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"I know you better get outta my face!"
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"Outta my face! Outta my face!"
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"This movie is good. Hey, baby."
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"You came back just in time."
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"She's about to get it on with Shakespeare."
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"- He found out she's a girl. - Shut up."
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"Yeah, I got you. I got you on camera."
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"You on Candid Camera now."
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"You ain't know that."
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"Hello. Hey, girl. Uh-uh. I'm in the movie. Uh-huh."
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"Shakespeare In Love. Uh-uh. Ooh! You lying."
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"For Christ's sake, will you just shut your trap!"
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"I don't know why y'all is actin' like this."
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"My girlfriend already seen the movie. She said they don't even stay together in the end."
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"Right on."
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"Will you sit down?"
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"Shut up."
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"Your ass is grass."
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"- This is for Thelma! - And Louise!"
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"This is for talking through The Fugitive!"
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"- Boogie Nights! - And Big Momma's House!"
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"And I cannot marry the daughter of Sir Robert De Lesseps."
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"Um, you guys, there's a, there's a few too many people."
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"Oh, hi. Please don't, don't... No. Hey, you guys, stop."
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"Hey! Hey, please! That's my dad's!"
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"- No, don't touch... Ah, ah, no! - Do you have more beer?"
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"- Do you have more beer? - No. Um, yeah. Uh, check in the garage."
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"Horsey. Oh, you scared me too."
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"Hello? Who's there?"
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"Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Please, don't!"
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"Please! I'm just a day player!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!"
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"Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!"
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"Yeah! Yeah!"
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"Oh, Bobby. Bobby. I was worried about you."
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"I thought the killer got to you before I could."
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"Could what?"
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"I wanna go upstairs. There's something I wanna show you."
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"- Yeah. - Oh, yeah."
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"- Hey, party on! - Yeah!"
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"- So... - So."
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"Here we are again."
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"Yeah."
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"And, you know, if you're not ready..."
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"I'll understand."
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"Bobby."
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"I am ready."
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"I can't keep fighting these urges."
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"and let them flow."
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"Right."
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"Bobby?"
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"I have been so selfish."
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"This is like a scene from a movie or something."
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"Only it isn't a movie, Bobby."
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"This is real life."
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"It's all a movie, baby."
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"There's the sound guy. There's the script supervisor. How ya doin', baby?"
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"What I mean is that in real life..."
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"Bobby! Bobby!"
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"Sure, man."
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"I see dead people."
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"Man, this shit is awesome!"
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"Yo, son, you gotta roll some more of that shit!"
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"- Ah, shit! - We don't have any more papers, man."
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"We don't have any more papers."
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"- Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! - Yeah!"
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"Oh, shit, son!"
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"Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke!"
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"It's like sucking on a Tootsie Roll Pop."
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"- A Tootsie Pop? - Yeah, a cherry-flavor one."
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"- Oh. - With the fudge in the middle?"
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"- I'm afraid if we wait - Just like that, baby."
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"Oh! Jesus!"
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"I never could wait to get to the chewy middle."
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"- You know what? Let... Let me. - Oh. Okay."
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"Goddam!"
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"I'm on a rocket ship to a mother ship"
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"I'm flying solo but don't know if I can stop"
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"'Cause I'm a spaceman"
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"Guess it's been a while."
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"It's very, uh, '70s of you."
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"Stay with me Tomorrow's just"
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"Come here, Bobby! I want it now!"
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"Oh, man, am I fuckin' stoned!"
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"- Yeah, me too, son. - Hey."
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"Hey, you guys hear that?"
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"- Hello? - Hello."
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"- Hello? - What's your favorite scary movie?"
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"I'm gonna gut you like a pig!"
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"Oh, yeah! Oh!"
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"Yeah! What's my name, Bobby?"
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"- What's my name, bitch? - Ow! God! It's Cindy!"
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"Whose is it, Bobby? Whose is it, Bobby?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, shit!"
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"Don't even contest 'Cause I'll make you undress"
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