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Clips from Scary Movie (2000)

"Like porn dancers waitin' at the front door for an answer"
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"Hey, yo, I'm sick of artificial MCs like silicone titties"
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"Hey, yo, check it, yo. Fuck a cheap bong"
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"I wanna smoke Cheech and Chong"
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"And if I wanna fuck long I let my ding-a-long hit the bong"
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"And then the song Always pass the dutchie to the left"
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"Because the right way is wrong"
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"I'm gonna slash and gash Cut another hole in your ass"
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"I spill blood on the walls then play tennis with your balls"
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"If the phone rings don't answer the call"
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"Gonna slit your throat Fuck you like a goat"
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"Peel your foreskin off and make a winter coat. Peace!"
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"Yo!"
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"That was the illest rhyme I ever seen, son!"
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"Bobby, where were you tonight?"
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"- What? - I was just curious."
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"- What took you so long to get here? - Why are you so curious?"
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"I don't know."
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"you turned out to be the killer."
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"Oh, so, what? You think I killed Buffy and Greg?"
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"Buffy and Greg are dead?"
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"- I thought you knew that. - Oh, my God!"
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"Bobby, turn around! It's the killer!"
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"- Oh, my God! Bobby! Bobby! - Cindy. Help me."
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"- Bobby, it's okay. - Gimme the gun. Gimme..."
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"It's gonna be okay, Bobby."
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"Yo, wait for me! There's a killer in the house!"
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"There's ass, blood and guts everywhere!"
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"Someone done gone crazy, son!"
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"Oh, shit, son!"
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"You wanna hit this shit?"
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"Just like my mom puts on her spaghetti, baby."
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"Oh, my God! Ray, you've gotta help me! Bobby's gone crazy!"
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"Surprise!"
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"Why are you doing this, Bobby?"
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"Why? Why? You hear that, Ray?"
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"I think she wants a motive."
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"Don't think so! And what about the sequel? Huh? What the hell was with that fat, white Jamaican kid?"
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"- Oh, I wanna kill that motherfucker. - I know. Me too, man. - It was bad casting, Bobby."
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"It can cause serious deviant behavior."
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"- I thought you loved me. - Oh, I did, baby."
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"I did. But abstinence can make you discover new things about yourself."
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"That's right, Cindy. I'm gay."
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"What? I ain't gay."
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"- What are you talking about? You took me to that club. - So? They play good music."
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"- What about our trip to San Francisco, then? - I wanted to go shopping."
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"- But you-you made love to me. - No. First of all, you sucked my..."
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"Whatever, Ray! I don't want to talk about this now. The point is, Cindy..."
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"that I'm a new man, and I'm ready to leave all this behind and start a new life."
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"- So you killed all your friends? - Oh, no."
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"Just you. And maybe Shorty..."
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"but that wasn't planned or anything."
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"But here's the genius part."
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"We're copycatting a serial killer that already exists."
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"- It's the perfect crime, Cindy. - But wait! There's more!"
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"Hang on to your seat, baby, 'cause this one's a screamer!"
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"- I'll be back. - Uh-oh."
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"Move your big ass. Come on."
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"Dad!"
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"What are you gonna do, frame him?"
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"Nah. We're just havin' a little bit of fun with old daddio."
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"The police are gonna find you and daddy both dead..."
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"and me and Ray are the only survivors of a maniac's revenge."
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"- You ready? I'm ready. - You ready? I'm ready to do this."
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"- All right. Let's do this, Ray. - Let's do this. I'm ready to do this shit."
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"- Come on! Come on! - Give it to me. Give it to me. No!"
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"No! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Just... You remember what we talked about?"
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"Trust me, okay? I got this shit. Ready? Come on."
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"- You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. I'm ready. - Come on. You ready?"
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"You guys are psychos! You've seen one too many TV shows!"
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"No! Watching television shows doesn't create psycho killers!"
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"Cancelin' TV shows does!"
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"It was a good-ass show, and we didn't even get a final episode!"
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"Take it easy! I'm feelin' a little woozy here!"
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"It's my turn. Give me the knife."
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"Fuck outta here. Ain't nobody stabbin' me."
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"Surprise, Cindy!"
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"All right, all right. Hold on a second."
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"Just give me a moment. Ah. One..."
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"Oh, yeah. That's it."
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"Ah. Okay."
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"Dad! Are you okay?"
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"I thought I told you not to have a party unless I was here."
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"But, Dad, you were here. You were in the closet."
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"Oh, yeah, that's right. Did you get some girlfriends' numbers for me?"
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"- Dad, they're dead. - Ah, you know, I can't get a break."
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"What's that? Is that the cops?"
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"Okay, okay, listen, honey. Help me up now."
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"Uh... Uh... Uh... If the cops come, tell 'em I'm a plumber, okay?"
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"You had a leaky faucet, and you called, and they sent me over. We don't even know each other."
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"No! No!"
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"- He was right here! I swear it! - Who was?"
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"The killer! The guy that murdered all my friends!"
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"And the sick bastard planted drugs all in the house there."
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"- All over the place. - Dad. Stop it."
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"All right, Cindy. I'm gonna have to take you down to the station."
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"I'm cool, though, right?"
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"- I'm okay? - Let's... Let's go, Cindy."
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"Cindy. Call me. Call me."
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"Daddy'll get you out, honey."
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"Okay. Let's go over this again."
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"- You say it was an accident. - Yes."
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"- He was on the road. - And you think he came back to get revenge?"
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"Here, Sheriff. They wanted me to give this to you."
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"- That'll be all, Doofy. - Okay."
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"- I'm gonna go, then. - All right. - All right."
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"Bye, Cind."
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"I'm sorry, Cindy. It wasn't the man you guys killed."
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"His name was David Keegan. Some fishermen found his body a few weeks later."
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"- Then I don't know who it could be. - He's gotta be someone..."
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"who was connected with all the victims, someone who knew about the accident."
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"Oh, my God."
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"It's me, Cind."
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"'Night, Cind."
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"- Have you seen Doofy? - No."
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"- Have you seen Doofy? - No, Sheriff."
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"- Has anybody seen Doofy? - No."
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"- Yeah. Just went out the back, Sheriff. - Doofy!"
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"He walks alone under the big city lights"
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"He always knows just when the time is right"
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