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Clips from Scary Movie (2000)

"will rid you of crab infestation."
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"So if anyone needs to come to my office to talk..."
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"I am here for you."
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"- What a crock of shit. - It's not, Buffy!"
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"Miss Mann?"
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"Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if you'd like."
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"No, thanks."
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"What can I do for you, Cindy?"
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"I need to talk. See, I have this problem..."
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"and I don't know who to tell."
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"- Not feeling so fresh? - Huh?"
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"Feminine odor and itching got you down?"
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"Uh, no. No, not that."
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"Then what is it?"
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"I have a terrible secret."
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"Sometimes we do things we're not so proud of."
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"Some for money..."
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"others to gain the athletic edge on the competition."
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"Sometimes those secrets come back to haunt us."
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"Thanks for ball... I mean, all your help."
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"I have to go to class."
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"- Buffy, are you coming? - I'll catch up with you guys in a sec."
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"Hello?"
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"Somebody there?"
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"Hello!"
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"Very funny. Who put you up to this? Cindy?"
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"Lose the cape. It's way too '90s horror."
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"Oh, so what movie is this from, Die, Cheerleader, Die?"
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"Wanna play psycho killer? Can I be the helpless cheerleader?"
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"Oh, so this is where I'm supposed to beg for my life?"
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"Please, Mr. Killer, don't kill me."
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"So is this where I'm supposed to bleed?"
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"Oh, look, I'm bleeding! Eek. Eek."
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"Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to run, right?"
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"Okay. I'm running! I'm running! Help!"
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"Help! Oh! Now I'm gonna fall and break my leg, leaving me helpless."
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"There you go, Mr. Scary Killer. I'm panicking now."
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"Oh, God! Somebody please help me!"
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"Oh, God, no!"
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"No!"
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"Oh, now what?"
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"I guess this is the big climax. Hope you don't mind if I fake it."
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"Oh, look at me. I'm all dead."
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"Do you know who I am? I'm Miss Teen. You're really giving me a headache."
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"- I'm gonna jump! - Phil, get back in there."
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"- No! - What are you doing up there?"
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"- Be reasonable. - I can't take this fucking job..."
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"or those greasy shithead teenagers any more!"
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"- I'm gonna end it all! - Wait! Hold on! We're getting help for you!"
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"- Now we know Bobby's not the killer. So who is? - I don't know."
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"Well, if the killer was in your house last night, why didn't he just kill you then?"
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"Because he's just messing with us."
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"We can't go to the police. He's just out there watching us and waiting for us."
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"What are you waiting for, huh?"
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"What are you waiting for?"
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"What are you waiting for?"
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"- What am I waiting for? - What are you waiting for?"
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"- What am I waiting for? - What are you waiting for?"
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"Fuck you!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"- You know I'm not gonna let nothin' happen to you. - I just don't feel right."
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"- Why can't we just do something else? - Okay. How about we go to the movies?"
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"- Huh? You like that? See a little movie, huh? - Yes. Yeah."
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"- Hey! That is my song! - Hey!"
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"- You know they gave me a shout-out on the album, right? - What?"
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"Yes. Everywhere I go I see the same ho's"
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"Ooh, Brenda."
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"Did I tell you how sexy you look in my jersey?"
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"- I do, Ray? - Yes."
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"I like it. Hey, get up. Go-Go over there. Let me see it."
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"Ooh! Yes, I like that."
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"- You like that? You like that? You like that? - Yeah. Hey!"
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"Hey, put this on with it."
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"- Ray, you are so freaky. - That's right. You know I'm freaky, girl."
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"Go on. Pull it. Pull it up."
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"Yeah. Here, here. Put this on with it."
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"Go on."
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"- Are you sure? - Go on, girl. Go on. Pull it on."
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"- Okay. - Go on."
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"- I like that look. - Ooh! I'm bad."
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"Go on, girl. Put it on."
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"Yeah. Put that shit on there. Come on. Just shove it on."
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"Come here, girl. Bring your little sexy ass over here. Come on!"
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"Full speed. Charge!"
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"Yes! Yes! Come on! Turn around!"
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"Turn around! Come on! Yes, Brendan!"
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"- Take it, Brendan! Take it, Brendan! - Who?"
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"No, let's role-play. Come on. You get me."
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"- Get me! Come on! Come on! - Huh?"
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"I'm here at Lover's Lookout."
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"It's dark, it's in the middle of nowhere..."
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"and it's where hormone-driven teens love to come and fool around."
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"So very likely we're about to see someone get killed."
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"Okay, sure enough, there's a girl in that car, blouse unbuttoned, all alone."
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"Let's see if she'll have a word with us."
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"Hi. Gail Hailstorm, author of the new book You're Next."
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"- Oh, yeah. - Can you tell us your name?"
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"Well, yeah, sure. My boyfriend and I were just, like, making out..."
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"and then we heard a noise out there, so he went to go check it, but..."
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"- Well, that was, like, ten minutes ago or so. - Yeah, yeah."
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"Heather, has it crossed your little mind that your boyfriend was probably murdered..."
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"and you're about to be slaughtered next?"
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"Really? No way!"
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"- Way. Heather, good luck. - Okay, thanks, Gail. You're the best."
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"I'm going to try and break into the bloodshed. Are you getting this?"
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"Excuse me. Heather, Heather, can you tell us what you're feeling, honey?"
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"Lots of pain. Gail, please help me. Gail, please!"
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"I'd like to help you out, kid, but it's sweeps. Sir, sir, can I get a word with you? Sir!"
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"You got a lot of nerve coming here. I'm just trying to do my job."
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"- Get the camera off me now! You're dead, bitch. - No, Kenny, keep rolling! Keep rolling!"
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"- I'm gonna slice your head off and shove it up his ass. - Sweet Jesus! Shit!"
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"Oh, my God, Kenny! Kenny, move your fat ass!"
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"Kenny! Oh, my God, he's right behind you!"
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"This man is chasin' me, Gail!"
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"I am so scared right now."
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"I just want to say..."
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"to the family of my cameraman, Kenny..."
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"I am so sorry."
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"my story."
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"It's all my fault."
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