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Clips from Scary Movie (2000)

"- Are you okay? - Oh, my God. - I heard screaming. What's going on?"
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"- Bobby, he was here. - Shh."
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"- The killer was here, Bobby. - It's okay."
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"- I can explain that. - Oh, my God."
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"A friend gave 'em to me. Cindy. Cindy."
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"Cindy. Cindy! Cindy!"
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"It's me, Cind."
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"Cindy, you know me. Cindy."
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"I know you've had a rough night, Cindy, so I won't keep you."
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"I just want you to look at some photos. Tell me what you think."
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"- No? - No."
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"- I'm sorry, Sheriff. - You sure?"
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"Okay, you're free to go. Do you have somebody picking you up?"
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"- Yeah. - Oh. Just..."
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"- Mm, no. - No? No? All right. Well, worth a shot. All right, thanks."
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"- Guess what I just did with those hookers we busted. - No way."
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"Okay."
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"Special Officer Doofy reporting."
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"Hey, Doofy, smell my fingers."
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"- What's that? - That's when you know you've become a man, Doofy!"
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"Hey, Terry, smell my finger."
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"- Ugh! What the hell is that? - My ass."
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"- Get the hell out of here, Doofy. - Doofy."
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"- Mom said get home now. - Tell Mom I'm on official police business."
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"- Cindy, are you okay? - Hey, hey, hey. No talking to the witness."
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"- Go get in the car, Doofy. She's coming with us. - Does Mom know?"
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"- Yeah, Doofus. - Mom says when I wear this badge..."
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"you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law."
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"Yeah, well, Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner."
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"Okay, three, two..."
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"- No, it's just that there's all these numbers with deci... - What, can't you count?"
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"- No, I can count, but there's really... - Here, let me make it easy for you. Chump-zilla, listen up, okay?"
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"This little piggy went to the market. All right? This little piggy stayed home."
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"Now, if this little piggy doesn't roll the goddam camera..."
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"- I'm gonna put my foot up his fuckin' ass... - We're live, Gail."
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"Gail Hailstorm standing out front of the police station..."
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"where I'm going to try and get a glimpse of Cindy Campbell..."
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"- You're on my foot, fat shit! - Sorry, G... - What did I say?"
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"- Huh? What did I say? - "Don't... Don't ever step on Gail's shoes.""
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"- Why not? - Because Gail wears Prada shoes."
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"- Cindy! Cindy! - How about one minute?"
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"- Cindy, can we get a statement? - Buffy Gilmore, Miss Teen. She's not talking."
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"Is it true the police have someone in custody?"
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"Bitch!"
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"- Good shot. - Come on."
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"- All right, who copped a feel? - Gail, it was me."
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"I only touched it, the top of the breast."
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"- It was so tender and juicy. - Shut up!"
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"- Yo. - Hello, Shorty. What are you doing?"
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"Nothin'. Sittin' here watchin' the game. Smokin' some bud."
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"Are you all alone?"
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"- Wassup? - Wassup?"
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"Yo, pick up the phone."
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"- Wassup? - Wassup?"
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"- Yo. - Wassup?"
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"- So what you doin', son? - Nothin'. Just chillin', killin'."
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"True. True."
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"I don't know. But he was there, Buffy."
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"I knew there had to be something. He's just too perfect."
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"Handsome, smart, good in bed."
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"Hey, Cind. Got your ice pack for your hand."
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"- Uh... - I'll get you one for your head."
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"No, no, that's okay, Doofy."
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"Hey, we're gonna get that guy you dumped in the water. Yeah."
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"I'll be next door if you need me."
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"The moron overheard a conversation Greg and I were having."
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"- Yeah, but what if he says something? - Who's gonna believe a retarded retard like him anyway?"
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"Don't worry."
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"Cindy, telephone."
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"Thank you."
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"- Hello? - Hello, Cindy."
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"- Guess what. - No!"
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"- You got the wrong guy. - No!"
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"- Yep. It's not Bobby. - Doofy?"
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"- Who is this? - Doofy! Doofy!"
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"Hello?"
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"Hello?"
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"I said don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room!"
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"I haven't seen him around. Is he pissed?"
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"Yo, son. It's like I seen this all before."
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"They had a killer at your old high school, Shorty?"
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"No, it was in this movie Scream. Same dialogue and everything."
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"I don't know. Some niggas started shooting up in the movie theatre, so we just broke out."
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"- No doubt. - Okay, I say we all just stick together."
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"Tonight everyone meet at my house. And bring some friends."
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"Okay. Yo! Party at Cindy's house!"
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"Drunk white women for everybody!"
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"Ray, if you see Bobby, tell him I love him."
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"- What, you don't still think it's me, do you? - No."
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"- It's just that somebody did try to kill me. - Yeah."
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"- And the police said I scared him away. - I know. He called me last night."
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"Yeah, so you see, it couldn't have been me. I was in jail last night. Remember?"
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"You're the best."
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"Understand what? That my girlfriend would rather call me a killer than touch me?"
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"- That's not true, Bobby. - Then what is it? - What is it?"
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"- She's gone and she's not coming back. - It's been over a year, Cindy."
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"- Oh, you gotta move on, baby. - Oh!"
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"I am sorry if my complicated life..."
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"is an inconvenience to your perfect existence."
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"Cindy. Cind."
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"Okay, everybody, listen up."
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"- Hey, you know, shit happens. - Sheriff! - Sheriff!"
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"- Yes, Miss Thunderstorm. - Have they found Cindy Campbell's father?"
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"- No. - Isn't he a suspect?"
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"That is classified information. Where are you getting that?"
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"I'm sorry, but, uh, my sources are strictly confidential, Sheriff."
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"Hey, Gail."
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"Gail swallows."
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"Watch this."
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"Hello? Who is this?"
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"What? You wanna kill me?"
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"Oh, God. Hold on."
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"Cindy, it's for you."
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"All right, knock it off, Buffy."
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"Now, as you all have heard, there is a killer in our town..."
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"and the police have asked us to give you the following safety tips."
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"Stay in well-lit areas."
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"Do not travel alone whenever possible. Always wipe front to back."
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"And remember, never, ever believe someone..."
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"when they tell you that shaving your pubic hair..."
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