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Clips from Scary Movie (2000)

"- Okay. Salute. - Maybe a change of underwear, son."
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"- Bye, Doofy. - Bye, Cind."
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"- How are you, Cindy? - Fine."
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"- How are you, Sheriff? - Bloated, constipated."
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"Got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut. You know, the usual."
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"Cindy, I want to ask you some questions about Drew Decker."
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"- I didn't really know her. - Oh, come on. Sure you do."
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"- No. I mean... - Come on. - I didn't really know her."
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"Tell me about Drew. What was she like in bed, Cindy?"
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"Tried to get you. It's an old police trick."
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"It's an old police trick. You didn't fall for it. Good for you, kid."
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"Hike!"
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"Yo, Dugan, man, nice play, yo. Word up."
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"- Johnson, what a block, baby. Word up. - Thanks a lot, kid."
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"- Woodward. - Hey-hey. - Nice ass."
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"Damn."
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"Hey, yo, Greg, man, what's up? You gonna hit the showers or what?"
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"Suit yourself, kid. All right. Last one in the shower's a rotten egg!"
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"Come on, y'all! I'm gonna get y'all!"
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"Don't let Uncle Ray catch you!"
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"Who did this? Huh? Where are you?"
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"A small dick's like a disability, man!"
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"Huh? Would you make fun of a guy in a wheelchair? Huh? Would you?"
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"Come on out here, you sick fuck!"
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"I'll kick the shit out of you right now! All right?"
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"It's not the size of the hammer, it's the nail you're throwing it at!"
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"It's a shame how she died, you know? She was such a nice girl."
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"Yeah, she used to baby-sit my brother Doofy."
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey."
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"- No, no, no, what you tryin' to say? You wanna get butt-naked and wrestle? - Chill out. Chill out. Chill out."
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"- Bring it on, Ray! - Hold my earrings. - Chill out. - Where's my Vaseline?"
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"- Take it easy. - What's the problem? - I'll show you the problem."
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"Oh... That's you?"
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"They... They turned the hot water off in the showers, all right?"
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"Oh, shit!"
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"You know what? You can all go to hell!"
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"Greg, you're not the only one who got one."
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"Oh, you-you mean Bobby's got a baby dick too?"
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"No. I was talking about the note."
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"I got one too."
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"Look, someone's just trying to fuck with us, you guys."
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"You call the police, and I'll kill you myself."
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"But I'm not going to jail. You got that?"
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"Just forget it, Shorty. You already know too much."
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"- Buffy! - Contestant number one!"
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"Very good. And contestant number two."
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"Very good. And contestant number three."
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"- Buffy! - That's my girl!"
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"- Hey, kiss my ass! - Yeah, I'm hitting that too!"
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"- All right, Buffy! - Hey, shut the hell up, man!"
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"- Oh, yeah, man. Best pussy I ever had! - What, you want a piece of me?"
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"Now the talent portion of the competition."
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"- Oh, you guys, I'm gonna go downstairs for a closer seat. - Let's begin..."
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"with contestant number three... - See you after the show. - Buffy Gilmore."
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"Hey, you know what? I'm gonna go, uh, hit the head. You want me to bring you back anything?"
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"No, no, no. I'm good, man. But hurry back. She's gonna perform."
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"- Don't worry. I'll be back. - So, good evening, Buffy."
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"And what will be your talent for this evening?"
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"Buffy Gilmore doing a dramatic reading."
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"Hey, do that thing from Baywatch! She's running down the beach!"
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"Look out, Greg! Look behind you!"
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"- It's him! It's the killer! - Huh?"
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"Oh, my God! Somebody do something!"
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"Somebody do something!"
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"He's killing him!"
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"- He's killing him! - Must be an original piece."
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"He's killing him!"
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"She's good. She's good."
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"- What's wrong with you people? - That's fantastic."
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"You fucking bastards! Why won't anyone help?"
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"- Amazing. - She's the next Pamela Lee. - God!"
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"Oh, God! Oh, God! Don't!"
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"Greg, hold on!"
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"Absolutely fantastic."
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"I think we have a winner, ladies and gentlemen. Miss Buffy Gilmore!"
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"Buffy, wait. You have to go back onstage."
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"- No. I have to get to Greg. - But you won!"
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"- They're calling your name. - There's a killer..."
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"- I won? - They're calling your name. Go."
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"- Buffy, what happened? What about Greg? - Oh, fuck Greg. I won."
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"- Congratulations! - Oh, out of my way, loser!"
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"Miss Buffy Gilmore!"
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"Here she comes Miss Teen She's So Fine"
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"- Such lovely tits - Give me my crown, bitch."
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"And a great behind"
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"There she is Doggy style anytime"
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"And I'll do her behind behind and behind"
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"- There's no sign of him anywhere. - He could've taken the body."
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"That's impossible, Cindy. There's no blood. There's nothing. Look around."
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"I bet it's just Greg playing another one of his dumb jokes."
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"He's gonna turn up. I'm sure of it. He's probably at my house..."
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"waiting for us right now, you guys."
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"All right, fine, fine. But you know what? I'm gonna look around some more, so..."
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"- You mind catching a ride home with Buffy? - Yeah, no problem."
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"- All right, fine. - Call me later."
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"- Hello? - Hello, Cindy."
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"You know, your boyfriend."
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"Yeah, I'm sorry. I guess I'm a little jumpy lately."
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"- Do you want me to come by? - No."
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"I'm just gonna take a bath, and then I'm gonna go to bed."
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"Bobby, I told you..."
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"Who is this?"
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"Ow! Ow!"
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"- Hello. - I'm gonna kill you."
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"- I'm gonna slice you up. - Who is this?"
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"- I'm gonna chop you like liver. - What do you want?"
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"Do you know where I am?"
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"I could be anywhere. I'm like the wind, baby."
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"Yeah. Where am I?"
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"Um, you're-you're behind the couch."
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"- What? How do you know that? - I-I can, um, see your feet."
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"Close your eyes. No peeking."
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"Yeah. No. No. No."
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"Hey, hey, hey. No peeking. No peeking. Turn around."
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"Now do you know where I am? You don't."
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"No, Mr. Killer. I don't know where you are."
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"I'll give you a big clue."
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"Oh! I gotta stop drinking."
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"- Grandma! - Ow, baby! Ow! Ow! Oh, my hip!"
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"Come on."
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