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Clips from Scary Movie (2000)

"- Yeah, that's the shit right here! - It's rainin' men"
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"- Hallelujah - It's raining men"
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"- Baby. - Amen"
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"- I wanna go out - What? - I'm gonna let myself get"
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"- What? It's a classic. - Absolutely soakin' wet - Turn on the radio, man."
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"Yeah! Whoo!"
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"- What? It was laundry day. - What the fuck is..."
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"- Hey. Come over here. - What?"
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"- Bobby, what are you doing? - I just want you to touch it. Just touch it. Come on."
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"- Uh... - Just a little bit. Come on."
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"- Bobby! - Oh, my God! Shit!"
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"God, Cindy... Oh, shit!"
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"Oh, my God. What was that?"
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"I think we hit something."
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"Oh, man!"
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"Bobby, look at my car, man! My dad's gonna freak!"
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"I didn't see it. It-It-It c-came out of nowhere."
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"- Oh, my God, we hit a boot. - Where's the foot?"
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"I don't know."
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"Where the..."
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"- It's a body! - Oh, shit. Is he alive?"
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"- I don't know. - Well, check it out!"
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"- I can't. - Shit! - Oh, my God!"
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"- We have to call the police. - No way. I ain't goin' to jail."
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"- We have to! - Hey, Cindy."
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"Do you know what they do to young boys in prison?"
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"You know, all those sex-starved convicts just waiting for a fresh piece of meat."
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"Oh, yeah. That's a great idea, Ray. But what about Brenda, huh? You think she wants to go to jail?"
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"This is manslaughter, okay? We're all gonna fry for this."
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"- Alcohol all over... - It's okay. I'm fine. - We're in so much trouble, you guys."
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"- I'm fine. - Don't blame that shit on me, Ray."
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"- Look, we... We'll get rid of the body. - Unnecessary."
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"Come on. It'll be all right."
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"Cindy, come on. We'll just pretend it never happened."
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"- I'll get his arm. - I'll grab his other arm. - I'll grab his ass."
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"We'll take him down to Williamson Cove and we'll dump him in there."
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"The sharks'll take care of the evidence."
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"Oh, my God, someone's coming."
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"- Oh, shit. It's Shorty. - Brenda, take care of him."
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"Shorty, I know you ain't driving without no papers."
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"I got papers, blunts, bongs..."
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"all the ingredients to make a high nigga pie."
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"- Hey, yo, can I help you? - Yo, what's up, Ray?"
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"- Yo, son, you all need jumper cables? - Nah, we're cool."
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"- Go home, Shorty. - Yeah, I-I'll see you later."
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"- It won't close. - I'll do it."
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"Hold on. Hold on. Put him down. He's heavy. Oh, God."
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"Jesus. Okay, look. On three we dump him over the ledge, all right?"
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"Wait, wait, wait. Shouldn't we at least check his wallet?"
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"- For what? - Shit, he might have some money."
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"We already committed murder. We might as well rob his ass."
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"- I'll take the credit cards. - I want his jewelry. - I'm gonna take his drawers."
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"- I got me a gold ring. - Credit cards."
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"- It's not too late. - Shut up, okay?"
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"- Christ, already. I'll do it. - Come on. - Just get him in the water."
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"Okay. One, two..."
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"Right now we make a pact. We take this to our grave. Agreed?"
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"- Agreed. - Agreed?"
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"We take this to our grave. Say it!"
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"We take this to our grave. Say it."
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"Greg, chill. Come on. You're hurting her. Greg."
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"- Come on. - We take this to our grave. Ow."
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"And we never mention this again."
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"- Mention what? - The guy we just killed."
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"Well, you just mentioned it, Greg."
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"Starting now!"
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"- Stupid bitch, man. - God, I hate him."
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"It's gonna be okay, baby. It's gonna be okay. I promise."
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"Just touch it again. Come on. Please?"
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"- You have to move on, Cindy. That's all behind us now. - Exactly."
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"- It's a coincidence. - Greg's right, Cindy."
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"I mean, what do you think we're in, a horror movie?"
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"Yeah, you guys are right. I mean, if we were..."
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"they'd probably cast some dingbat like Jennifer Love Huge Tits to play me."
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"Kenny, get the camera ready. Here. Hold my gum."
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"- Hi. Sheriff, Sheriff, can I get a statement? - No comment."
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"Damn. Who do I have to screw around here to get a stupid story?"
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"Hey! Hey, no running."
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"All right!"
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"Special Officer Doofy."
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"- No comment. - Okay. - No comment. - Okay."
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"You know, you look awfully young to be a police officer."
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"- Yeah, I'm 25 and a half years old. - Ooh!"
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"Yeah. That's big."
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"Well, you don't look a day over 12."
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"Except for the big head and glazed-over look in your eyes."
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"- Ooh, was that drool? - Yeah. I forgot to swallow."
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"Don't worry, 'cause I never forget."
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"- Would you remind me not to do that again? - Sorry."
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"Hello. Due to the recent tragedy, the sheriff and me, your principal..."
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"will be questioning all students throughout the day."
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"Hey, Doofy, what do you say you and I go inside my van over there..."
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"- Would you like that? - That van? - Yeah, that van right there."
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"- Yeah. Yeah, okay, let's go. Come on. - Oh!"
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"A terrible tragedy and an unbearable loss."
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"It's days like today that we need prayer in school."
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"It starts to unravel the very moral fabric of our society."
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"Here you go, baby."
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"You go to your daddy."
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"- I'll see you after class. - Sweet! - All right!"
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"Okay, class, who would like to give their oral presentation first?"
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"- Anybody? - Yes!"
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"Anybody else?"
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"- Okay. Can I start? - Yeah."
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"And it began on May 25, 1787 in Philly with George Washington."
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"And it states, and I quote..."
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""When our Founding Fathers argued the passage of our glorious Constitution...""
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"And so, the First Amendment gives us the right to say what we want..."
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"So, who's next?"
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"Uh, Cindy Campbell."
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"Isn't she the daughter of, uh, well, you know..."
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"- Oh, yeah, you know, old Mrs., uh... - Old Mrs..."
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"And, uh, yeah. Yeah, the one and only..."
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"- Uh... Why, uh, hello, Cindy. - Hi, Principal Squiggman."
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"Now, Cindy, Sheriff has some questions that he would like to ask you today."
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"- What is that, that god-awful smell? - I don't know."
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"I got a poopie."
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"Did you just say that you, uh, you went poopie?"
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"- Get him out of here. - Yes."
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"- Thank you, Doofy. - Okay."
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