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Clips from Scary Movie (2000)

"- And don't forget... - To flush your stash."
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"Oh, you are my little girl. I love you so much..."
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"- Dad... - But you have to remember to step on it before you sell it."
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"- Now, what are you gonna cut it with? - Um, baking..."
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"- Baking soda. Not baking powder. - Soda."
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"Because baking powder guys will have muffins growing out of their nose."
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"You've loved that joke since you were two years old. Eh?"
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"- Okay, well... - Okay, I love you."
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"- I love you. - Have a good trip."
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"Is the coast clear?"
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"Oh, Cindy, that nightgown."
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"That was close. God!"
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"I was, uh, home watching The Exorcist, and it got me thinking about you."
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"If this is about the time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix..."
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"No. No. Uh, it was edited for TV. All the good stuff was cut out."
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"So you thought you would just climb through my window..."
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"and we would play bump-bump?"
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"Oh, I was kind of hoping to get my balls licked, but..."
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"I wouldn't wanna break your little underwear rule, now, would I?"
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"So maybe just some on-top-of-the-clothes-type stuff?"
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"Okay. But just for a minute."
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"Wrong set."
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"Bobby! Oh, Bobby!"
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"I don't wanna wait"
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"For our lives to be over"
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"- No, Bobby, don't. - Ow!"
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"Jeez. I see, yeah."
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"Yeah, my dad."
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"Okay, stud, you have to go now."
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"Oh, um, about the sex stuff?"
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"I was only half serious. I mean, I don't wanna rush you or anything."
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"Hey, would you settle for PG-13?"
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"Oh, jeez!"
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"Good night, Bobby."
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"And make sure you take your behind to class today."
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"- I do be going to class. - Lunch is not a class, Shorty."
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"- See, that's why you such a dumb-ass. - Your mother."
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"You my brother. That's your mother too, jackass."
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"Oh, yeah. Well, then, your father's stupid."
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"So? I don't know him."
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"- Hey, girl, you ready? - Yeah, in a minute."
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"- Come on. We're gonna be late. - Ooh, wait. There's Buffy."
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"I don't know why you hang out with her."
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"- She is such a ho. - Why do you say that?"
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"'Cause I've seen her."
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"- My friend Sean had a pool party this summer. - Sean?"
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"Anyway, everybody was drinking Cristal champagne."
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"And then it started to get wild, and people was getting freaky in the pool and stuff."
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"I look over and there was your girl getting buck wild in the Jacuzzi."
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"So?"
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"I mean, that's nasty. That's-That's lower than the security guard."
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"At least security can get you backstage. She don't love herself."
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"- Bye, Daddy. - I don't know. I think Buffy's sweet, Brenda."
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"Oh, she is as fake as Press-on nails."
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"- Hey, baby girl! - Hi!"
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"- Hi. - What is up, my sister?"
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"- Bye, Mr. Gilmore. - Bye!"
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"It's all about the money"
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"- Because they test their products on animals. - So?"
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"Look, have you seen what they do to those poor animals?"
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"Well, I am much more of a people person."
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"I'd like to feed all the hungry little children of the world."
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"- I'd much rather help my fellow man than some animal. - Spare a dollar?"
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"- Oh! Get away from me, you bum! - Buffy."
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"Can't you see he's just hungry?"
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"Here you go, sir. A nice sandwich for ya."
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"Ow!"
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"God. Look at this place."
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"It's a circus."
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"Hello. I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of the book You're Dead, I'm Rich."
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"A small college town is in shock..."
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"after the unthinkable has happened:"
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"and this small town shaken and stirred."
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"It seems there are no witnesses available at this time."
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"Reporting live for Black TV. White folks are dead and we're getting the fuck out of here!"
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"- Let's roll, Jack. - Right. - Come on! Grab your shit and let's go, motherfucker!"
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"Ugh! Girl, no. The press only wants to interview the most ignorant person they can find."
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"I'm on TV! Oh, shit! First Cops, now this!"
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"Oh, man, I'm gonna be a star, son!"
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"- What can you tell us about Drew? - Well, she had the phat ass, son."
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"- I mean, it was like bang! - How close were you to the victim?"
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"Then she woke up talking about pressing charges."
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"So I just pulled my tongue out of her ass and left."
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"What would have been your last words to Drew?"
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"Run, bitch! Run!"
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"Hey, yo, dog. Does this shirt make me look gay?"
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"No, man."
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"What about now?"
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"- Nah. - Cool? - Yeah."
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"Here. Take one, guys. Don't forget: election's Tuesday."
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""Don't forget: election's Tuesday.""
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"My report card."
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"Well, at least you got one "A.""
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"- Yeah. I did, huh? - Yeah."
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"You're so smart."
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"- Hey, has anybody seen Bobby? - Nah."
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"Why are you"
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"Any better than anyone else"
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"- See you later, Hairy Mama... - Bye, hon. - Bubba, Jim..."
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"- Big Jim, Little Jim, Slim Jim, everybody. - Bye."
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"I'll see you later. Ciao, Ding. All right."
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"- I'd sure like to get in them pants. - Really?"
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"Hey, baby."
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"- You guys see all the reporters out there? - Yeah."
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"- Yeah. Saying that girl Drew Decker got killed last night. - I know."
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"- You know what? I think I knew her. - Really?"
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"- Yeah. She had a brother named Steve? - Yeah."
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"Long hair, pretty little mouth, perfect ass?"
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"- That was her. - Nah, I was talking about Steve."
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"Whatever happened to him?"
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"you know, killed that guy?"
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"Hey! Cindy, that was an accident."
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"Would you look at what they're doing?"
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"When are we gonna do stuff like that, huh?"
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"- You like that, baby? - Yeah, that's different."
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"- You like that? - Oh, I love that."
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"Oh, I love when you play with my ass."
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"I'm not playing with your ass."
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"Come on, man! Hey, Bobby, put on some music."
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"Hold on. Here, put this on."
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