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Clips from Scary Movie (2000)

"- Well, my name's Heather. - Heather, can you tell us what you're doing out here all alone?"
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"I know. Just as I thought. The murder is happening as we speak."
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"Get, get that camera off me!"
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"This was my interview..."
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"The largest ship the world had ever known."
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"- Amistad II - Get your ass back down there, boy!"
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"And they're off! It's number three in the lead. Number two close behind."
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"And number three is the winner!"
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"This is all me up in here. You handle that."
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"- Will you shut the fuck up! - Yeah!"
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"- Shut up! - Hold on."
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"Give me that."
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"No, no, no, no, no! Don't!"
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"Kitty, you scared me."
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"- You are? - Yeah."
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"I have to just give in to them..."
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"you have to enjoy each moment."
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"Aw, man! What can we use to make a bong?"
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"This some good shit!"
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"It's okay. It's okay. It's just like..."
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"- Okay. - Show me now"
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"- How it feels when we're together - Just like that."
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"Don't ask me why Don't make me lie"
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"Just kick back Just sit back"
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"Enjoy the ride"
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"Oh, yeah. Oh, Bobby!"
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"What?"
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"I got one. I got one. I got one. Here it goes. Ready?"
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"Cindy!"
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"Cindy, he shot me in the lungs."
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"Ketchup."
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"Did I Know What You Did Last Summer make any sense?"
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"How about this for a motive? Lack of sex!"
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"And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray."
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"- Come on. Come on. All right. - All right. All right."
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"Come on! Give it to me! Give it to me!"
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"- I know, man. How many times we gonna go over this? - To the side, right?"
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"- I know, okay? Stop. Just... All right. - Okay. All right. I'm ready."
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"- Okay. - Stop acting like a little girl. Come on. Come on!"
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"- What the hell's goin' on here? - Sheriff, it's a bloodbath in there."
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"It has to be him, Sheriff."
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"- He's buried in Lakewood Cemetery. - That's impossible."
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"Someone who could move around without being noticed."
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"She used to baby-sit my brother Doofy. He had the biggest crush on her."
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"- Doofy! - Shithead?"
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"And he's too cool for school"
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"He's an operator He's a real player"
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"You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me"
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"I make you kneel and squeal as I turn you to a beal"
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"Need your cries of fear It's music to my ears"
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"You're ice cold 'cause I'm the fucking chiller"
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"I promise you pain I'm totally insane"
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"I promise you pain I'm totally insane"
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"Like a scrotum here it is in a nutshell"
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"1972"
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"Soul for sale sold to satan for a hell of a lotta luck"
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"Idolized or despised Bet I'm getting recognized"
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"Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity"
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"It's the inevitable return, baby of the Great White Dope"
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"Lost son of Iggy False bigger nose than Ziggy, true"
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"Great White Dope Great White Dope"
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"Feel me, feel me, feel me"
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"My keys for the three Now you suckas fuck with it"
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"Say some other shit Really hurt a rapper's feelings"
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"Who know the outcome Must be the wild one"
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"Feel me, feel me, feel me"
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"Okay? I'm in love."
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"- Hello. - Wanna have a little fun?"
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"I don't think so."
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"- What's that noise? - Oops. I farted."
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"Oh. I'm making popcorn. I'm getting ready to watch a video."
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"- Ooh. What is it? - It's just a scary movie."
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"- Do you like scary movies? - Mm-hmm."
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"- What's your favorite? - Mm, I don't know."
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"Think."
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"Oh, I know. Um, Kazaam. You know, the one where Shaq plays a genie."
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"- That's not a horror movie. - Yeah, well, you haven't seen Shaq act."
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"- Hey, you have a nice voice. - Thanks."
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"You never did tell me your name."
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"Why do you wanna know my name?"
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"'Cause I wanna know who I'm looking at."
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"What... What did you say?"
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"Nice breasts."
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"I wanna see what your insides look like."
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"Well... Well, then, turn to page 54."
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"Oh."
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"Listen, asshole, you've had your fun, now you better stop or else."
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"and he's black and he'll kick your ass."
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"- Oh, really? - Yeah."
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"You mean the one who wears make-up and dresses like a woman?"
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"Help! Help!"
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"Oh, that's not my boyfriend."
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"I mean, I've fucked him a couple of times, but that's it."
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"Go ahead. Call the cops."
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"But you might wanna check the back door first."
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"You forgot to lock it."
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"Take that, you psycho!"
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"I can't feel my legs."
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"I think my arm is broken."
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"Hello, Drew."
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"Oh, God."
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"Oh, God!"
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"No!"
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"Daddy! Daddy!"
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"Daddy, no! No!"
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"It just occurred to me I never climbed through your window before."
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"Yeah, well, now that you got it out of your system, Bobby..."
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"- What? - you have to leave. - Why?"
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"What's going on in there?"
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"Ow! Daddy's head is stuck. Unstick Daddy's head."
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"- Dad, can you knock? - Knock?"
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"- I thought I heard screaming in here. - No. No, you didn't, Dad."
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"Well, i-it could've been that crack I smoked earlier, I guess."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, that's what it was."
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"Listen, I gotta leave town for a couple of days. Okay? No big deal."
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"Just, you know that new business I started with those Colombian guys?"
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"- Oh, you mean Uncle Escobar. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah, that's right."
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"And apparently, some legs are gonna get broken."
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"- It's just better if I lay low for a couple of days. - Okay."
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"- Now, if the cops raid the place... - I never heard of you."
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