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Clips from The League (2009) - The Tie (S02E02)

"I'm Ryan, this is Nicholas, and we just got married today."
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"Thank you."
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"And we videotaped it to commemorate the ceremony, and someone stole our tape."
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"How you doing?"
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"Yeah, I did. I found it, um..."
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"Looking good. Come on in."
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"You know, I know we talked about beer, but then I remembered I"
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"I though "You know what?"
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"Mmm."
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"Um... shit."
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"This is all great."
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"Who are those people?"
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"That's fear based. That is a fear boner."
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"Oh, no, you're not! You're not getting those tickets."
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"You give me those tickets!"
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"I'm not gay!"
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"They still after us?"
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"I don't know."
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"Shh, shh, shh."
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"You hear that?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Y'all is trespassing and, from the looks of it, fornicating."
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"Well, I'm gay, and gays like you give the rest of us a bad name."
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"- You're gay? - I'm gay."
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"Hey, Thelma and Louise."
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"Uh, when you guys were running, which one of you ran faster?"
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"Well, I mean, there can only be one winner, as you taught me."
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"It was a tie."
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"- We... tied. - We tied."
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"- Yes. - Alright, great."
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"- Your commissioner will bail you out. - You're commissioner again?"
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"What's next?"
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"Kevin is a lazy, shitty commissioner."
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"Well let me tell you. I was stuck in traffic,"
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"and I called Kevin to ask him for one tiny favor:"
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"to use his power as a commissioner"
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"And he says to me, "Look, I can't do it for you."
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"If I do it for you, then I got to do it for everybody.""
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"Like the fat lady at the DMV."
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"Like the piece of shit at McDonald's who won't give me a McGriddle at 10:01."
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"Oh, God!"
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Do you know why?"
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"(Kevin groaning)"
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"I spew less shit and I smell much better."
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"Looks like a rusty balloon knot."
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"The preceding message was paid for by friends of Ruxin's asshole."
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"it around to the rest of the world."
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"He called me every three minutes this morning, for an hour, just"
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"Just because someone is annoying you with their phone"
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"calls doesn't give you the right to censor their posts."
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"But there has been a precedent set that there will be no"
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"ANDRE: What are you... No!"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Yes!"
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"No, you didn't."
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"I really did."
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"No, you didn't."
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"Okay... You look a lot like Nosferatu... I do not."
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"TACO: Hey, guys."
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"What happened to the, uh, what happened to the wrist there?"
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"But I made a huge discovery today, guys."
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"Not a whiff of incense, everything was clean, no weird"
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"I mean, guys, this entire experience has really opened my"
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"Oh, yeah, really old stuff."
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"You're one of these healers, aren't you?"
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"Scrubs?"
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"Okay, just... I thought it was impossible to heal the human body without"
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"Oh, check this out."
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"Someone does not like that you took down his post."
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"It looks like Ruxin renamed his team the Kevin's Microdongs."
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"Oh, what an asshole."
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"I'm just gonna change his team name back... No, you can't change a team name."
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"Our brilliant forefathers in the ancient fantasy football"
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"leagues put in a system of checks and balances."
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"You guys are assholes."
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"Speaking of assholes... Hi."
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"Hello."
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"Or should I say... (high-pitched voice): Oh, hello!"
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"(chuckling)"
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"Ah!"
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"Psyched for Sunday matchups."
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"Andre, I think you're gonna have a lot of trouble against the"
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"Kevin's Microdongs."
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"It's gonna be a tough match."
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"Those little Microdongs are very feisty."
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"Yeah, the Kevin's Microdongs are best at coming from behind."
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"Okay, fair enough."
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"I will change it back."
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"- Very mature. You wanna do this? - Thank you."
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"I'm going to be the... Ruxin Looks Like A Middle-Aged Lesbians."
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"That's true, actually."
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"Getting all the grease all over my computer."
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"All right, just wash your hands before you use it, I don't get your germs."
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"Whoa, whoa, washing your hands is healthy?"
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"I did it 'cause it felt good."
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"I have so much to learn."
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"This game's pretty much done."
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"Really?"
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"Yeah."
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"Amazing tickets to the Vikings game pretty much just handed to me."
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"How?"
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"There's this guy who had these tickets and he didn't want them and... This guy?"
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"I met him at the park."
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"I was jogging and... just a friendly dude."
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"for next weekend; I can't go."
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"Do you want them?""
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"And I was like, "Sure, how much do you want for them?""
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"I'm sure you'll do me a solid at a certain point."
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"have to do is a favor in return?"
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"Oh, don't, don't start."
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"What are you, in second grade?"
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"Yeah."
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"Look, it's a normal person doing a nice favor for someone else."
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"Is he gonna put the tickets through the little hole in the bathroom stall?"
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"Are you really doing what I think you're doing?"
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"Did he sing the song "Faith"?"
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"Did he tap your foot underneath the stall?"
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"Dude, favors are gay."
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