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Clips from Axe Cop - Taxi Cop (S01E01)

"She liked my joke. You remember my joke?"
Axe Cop
"It was self-deprecating,"
Axe Cop
"but not too self-deprecating..."
Axe Cop
"This is your last chance, alien baby!"
Axe Cop
"Surrender or we will shoot you"
Axe Cop
"with our guns!"
Axe Cop
"Flute Cop, now!"
Axe Cop
"You made me look stupid for the last time!"
Axe Cop
"Uni-Man, what can you tell us about this disgusting baby?"
Axe Cop
"Her name is Uni-Baby. She is from my planet."
Axe Cop
"You can tell by her horn."
Axe Cop
"She was sent to Earth as a distraction by Fatsozon,"
Axe Cop
"- that bad guy I spoke of earlier. - A distraction?"
Axe Cop
"While the normal cops were tracking down Uni-Baby,"
Axe Cop
"he filled Earth's core with bombs."
Axe Cop
"- everyone on the planet will die. - But you can still stop him."
Axe Cop
"Fatsozon returned to Uni-Planet"
Axe Cop
"Uni-Planet is very far. We won't make it there on time."
Axe Cop
"Yes, you will. You can take my dinosaur."
Axe Cop
"Great. I will call him... Wexter."
Axe Cop
"To Uni-Planet!"
Axe Cop
"Welcome to Uni-Planet, Axe Cop."
Axe Cop
"but I'll be busy blowing up the Earth."
Axe Cop
"Perhaps my army of evil, biting robots"
Axe Cop
"If they bite us, we'll turn evil."
Axe Cop
"By that logic, since we're good guys,"
Axe Cop
"if we bite them they might turn good."
Axe Cop
"I'm a good guy now."
Axe Cop
"Now go bite your evil friends, good robot!"
Axe Cop
"Oh yeah, you did it!"
Axe Cop
"Freeze, Smartist Brothers."
Axe Cop
"Oh? Not according to the daily report I'm going to file."
Axe Cop
"According to that report, Fatsozon killed both of you."
Axe Cop
"Then I showed up and killed Fatsozon"
Axe Cop
"- with my gun. - Ray!"
Axe Cop
"That's not what happened."
Axe Cop
"That's impossible."
Axe Cop
"Every morning I drink bulletproof juice,"
Axe Cop
"and goes right back into your gun."
Axe Cop
"Flute Cop, I did it."
Axe Cop
"- Can you save my brother? - Yes."
Axe Cop
"But I must warn you,"
Axe Cop
"The surgery is going to involve removing the part of the brain"
Axe Cop
"that knows you two are brothers."
Axe Cop
"Hey, look at that, Anita! Axe Cop is having tryouts!"
Axe Cop
"at least I'd get a chance to meet him."
Axe Cop
"Anita, I would think I would know if we were brothers."
Axe Cop
"Just sign? That's it?"
Axe Cop
"Hey, even I can handle that job, right?"
Axe Cop
"I wish Anita was here, she'd love that joke."
Axe Cop
"Wrong. We will be the best crime fighters"
Axe Cop
"That was the day he became"
Axe Cop
"I will drop you folks off!"
Axe Cop
"Oh, look at this. What do we got here?"
Axe Cop
"There are our two newest cops."
Axe Cop
"Bang bang, bang bang!"
Axe Cop
"I'm going to be..."
Axe Cop
"Uh, Flute Cop? Yeah, Flute Cop."
Axe Cop
"You know, whatever. I'll change it later."
Axe Cop
"Yeah well, I gotta split."
Axe Cop
"Ugh!"
Axe Cop
"who this head-chopping vigilante is,"
Axe Cop
"And you don't shoot babies!"
Axe Cop
"Yes. And I'm taking the alien baby."
Axe Cop
"Cops, shoot your guns!"
Axe Cop
"Fatsozon!"
Axe Cop
"Oh hey, Ray. You can put the gun down."
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop already killed the bad guy."
Axe Cop
"Flute Cop?"
Axe Cop
"You're crazy."
Axe Cop
"With that."
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop!"
Axe Cop
"- All right! - No no no, no. Please please."
Axe Cop
"I am giving him rockets for arms."
Axe Cop
"I wish I could entertain you,"
Axe Cop
"Already ahead of you."
Axe Cop
"I've heard that guy is awesome. Maybe I should try out."
Axe Cop
"Let's move!"
Axe Cop
"Lots of things happen the way they don't happen."
Axe Cop
"I'm evil."
Axe Cop
"so any bullet that hits me just bounces off"
Axe Cop
"while I've been out shooting bad guys with my gun?"
Axe Cop
"I chopped it off. You're welcome."
Axe Cop
"Oh whoa! Look what I just did!"
Axe Cop
"There's something about the little fat one. I can't quite..."
Axe Cop
"a taxi driver!"
Axe Cop
"Hey, I need your daily report"
Axe Cop
"Hmmm."
Axe Cop
"But that's just a baby."
Axe Cop
"I'll get you, Smartist Brothers!"
Axe Cop
"will keep you entertained."
Axe Cop
"Now kill Fatsozon!"
Axe Cop
"Ahhhh!"
Axe Cop
"there is one serious side-effect."
Axe Cop