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Clips from Rick and Morty - Raising Gazorpazorp (S01E01)

"Kind of makes you wonder, huh?"
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"No I'd say given what we've been through,"
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"that I was right the whole time, and any epiphanies"
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"about gender politics were projection of your feminine insecurity."
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"Go ride around, and have a jolly old time."
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"Maybe that'll shut you up."
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"I was reading a newspaper."
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"Oh, that's interesting, Beth. You know it's funny..."
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"I heard about a little bit of news, myself."
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"Take a look."
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"Take a listen."
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"This world... still got a... still got a chance!"
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"See you guys next week!"
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"Your book is about innocence, the definition of it,"
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"Certainly. I mean,"
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"all writing is, in my opinion."
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"But, my..."
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"kept me locked in the house until I was a teenager."
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"And there was violence and..."
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"threats of poison gas."
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"and created this masterpiece from your suffering."
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"You did the best you could."
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"I hope he's eating enough."
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"Look, I'm not paying 70 smidgens for a broken defraculator."
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"OK, I just..."
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"That is Gwendoline."
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"She started beeping, and then transformed and tried to fly away."
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"Yeah, this here is some kind of baby maker."
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"I'm a father now, you know?"
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"your family's primitive biological hang ups."
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"which is..."
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"- Scoot Summer. - Don't you need a new companion..."
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"We tried that technique on Summer and she is gonna end up stripping."
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"Stop filling it with your own insecurity."
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"What the..."
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"Oh, you are going to ruin that kid, Morty."
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"and now they just fight with each other over"
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"Summer, grab hold."
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"Well obviously Summer, it appears the lower tier of this society"
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"You're my special little guy."
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"What was that, Morty Jr.?"
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"Destruction, domination."
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"when females separated from the males"
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"Wait a minute. We're here because a male Gazorpian"
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"The worst crime a female can commit."
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"Look, I'm sorry, Summer."
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"I can't take this anymore!"
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"God is dead! The government's lame!"
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"Dad, there he is!"
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"Oh God. Hey stop that!"
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"I know Morty Jr. I'm sorry."
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"Actually, there is."
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"I'm hunted by uncontrollable thoughts"
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"So, I assume this novel your son writes"
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"you re-evaluate your policy about taking girls on adventure?"
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"But hey, why don't you have pink spaceship?"
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"Dad? Summer? Where were you guys this whole time?"
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"- Like the Insane Clown Posse. - Yeah, good one, Jerry."
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"Well, we can't all be raised like reptiles"
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"by a mentally-ill scientist."
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"From here we dispense mechanical surrogates"
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"- Out of the way, Morty! - No!"
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"Mortimer Smith Jr. New York Times best selling author."
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"- I wanna go home! - Yeah, no duh."
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"Thanks, dumb dumb."
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"What? A night on the couch?"
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"It's true."
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"it was a pagan holiday!"
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"You are insulting them."
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"Well, it really doesn't matter what you want"
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"- But also dancing. - But you persevered"
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"That was what I was trying... That's what I meant."
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"Knock it off both of you! Give me him!"
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"No! Jackie!"
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"[electricity noise]"
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"I wanna go home!"
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"Ticketmaster."
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"Grandpa Rick!"
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"Where's your hands? Where's your hands?"
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"If he is a rogue male, tell us now, and we will kill him."
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"You are silly, Daddy."
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"you are from a more primitive world,"
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"You think it's efficient to get rid of women?"
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"He's my slave. He's my slave."
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"You know, when we first got here"
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"Morty Jr., no!"
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"Your planet just got cellphones and the coverage still sucks!"
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"Alright..."
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"2003 just called and wants its easy target back."
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"- Don't name it! - Morty Jr.?"
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"The spider in sector C is still alive."
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"Summer, put your burqa on!"
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"These are names of the penis."
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"to maintain our population."
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"Was this really the time to make that point, Summer?"
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"aggressive creature in the universe."
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"This TV is for cartoons and video games only!"
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"Dad, I'm so confused."
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"Is it autobiographical?"
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"That is multiphase quantum resonator."
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"He thought it looked cool, you know what I mean?"
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"He is at that age, let's just be proud of him."
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"Let me grab this thing."
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"What is going on?"
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"And it's half human."
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"But maybe I can find suitable parents"
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"The least you could do is be ashamed of your gender."
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"and I spent a lot on this top."
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"The... plot... thickens."
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"Silence!"
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"The old "behind every great man amazon" twist."
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"How did you know?"
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"This is for you Daddy."
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"What are you in for?"
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"This is gonna be cake."
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"Mark? Jacob?"
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"My car!"
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"I'm an alien?"
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"That burqa is a human rights violation,"
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