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Clips from Scrubs - My Monster (S02E02)

"I know we put on a hell of a show, but, dude,"
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"OK, just subtly take the spotlight off yourself."
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"Mission accomplished."
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"OK, so I'm in a bit of a dry spell."
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"Please. I'm a young, single player with a heart of gold."
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"Rowdy."
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"I'm not the only one in a rut."
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"- Pretty don't pay the rent. - It does for my sister."
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"She's a model. Come on, we talked about thinking before we speak."
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"that feeds on our personal lives."
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"Talk to her."
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"so smiles, everyone, smiles."
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"Whatever. Dry spell, prepare to be moistened."
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"OK, momentary setback. Regroup. Regroup!"
Scrubs
"Sure. Why not?"
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"That's my dog. That's my dog!"
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"- I can loan you a buck. - A buck?"
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"and get some caramel draped in nougat."
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"Your choice, jumpsuit."
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"No, not you. Although, kudos."
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"That's true. I stay at your house every night and then in the morning"
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"- Really? - Yeah, if it saves you the hassle."
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"a post-op infection at her thyroidectomy site."
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"Newbie, when a patient has an infection,"
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"Oh, my God, did I just ask my ex-wife to move in with me?"
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"Turk, come help me wrap presents."
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"I should give you a sensual massage,"
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"rub your feet a little, and maybe, if you're interested,"
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"I know how much you like The Jeffersons."
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"I'm gonna rock your world!"
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"Turk, the show's starting."
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"Come on, I'm sure you'll find a roommate"
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"My stuff is outside in a truck."
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"Why not crash with us until you find a place?"
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"of toxic shock syndrome?"
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"So many doctors standing around, I assumed it was rounds."
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"You were looking at the wall, so that means it's an art exhibit."
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"When does the gay gentleman come round with the tray of champagne?"
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"- Lucky girl. - Yeah."
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"But do me a favour and leave my sleeping pills out"
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"It's a new expression. It means "any questions?""
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"is managing the gift shop nowadays."
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"Oh, yeah, the word you're looking for is "wow,""
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"Jordan, if you're feeling like crap,"
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"then I'll come straight home... Of course, with the food."
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"No, I don't necessarily know if there is anything bigger"
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"- Did I fall asleep? - Yes."
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"Turk, what happened to all my stuff?"
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"Baby, I was just exhausted from work."
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"When you were an intern, you were exhausted from work,"
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"but you always made time for romance."
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"Dr Reid? What are you doing in here?"
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"I'm just a kindly old man who doesn't know the difference"
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"But if you want a bed in my hospital,"
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"That wasn't me. That was Nappy, the ice-breaking puppet."
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"- So you think you're in, huh? - Come on, I am so in."
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"- You can't be sure. - I feel pretty good about it."
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"- You want me. - I don't."
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"Just kiss me."
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"I got this, like, weird... It's a flutter."
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"I guess you never know how the monster's gonna attack."
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"you can't bear the thought of taking care of someone at home."
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"All right, we need to talk about this."
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"Sometimes it even takes the roof over your head."
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"Actually, it's a roll of quarters. It's laundry day."
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"- Newbie, what's up? - Everything's up."
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"Rise and shine, sport."
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"You're freaking out. Just keep your head down and move."
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"I get it. I haven't paid you back,"
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"- so you won't even look at me. - No."
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"Turk, do you ever have any trouble getting your manhood going?"
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"Apparently I'm the only one here with women problems."
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"of thinking you could follow through with it. Do you get it?"
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"We've been together for a year and a half."
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"Cos it doesn't to me. One minute we're clicking,"
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"and the next you're running for your life. What's going on?"
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"Baby, you have got to chill."
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"Sometimes the worst thing a guy can say is nothing at all."
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"You know what? Forget it."
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"Dr Reid."
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"I have no reading material for my daily, post-lunch..."
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"If I could just get a little more time on that..."
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"Don't let him get to you. Just keep saying positive things to yourself."
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"Sometimes I get so jealous of Turk."
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"and he just never seems to show it."
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"- Women, huh? - Tell me about it."
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"It's like they're from another planet."
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"OK, I'm going to engage you two in a conversation."
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"Eighteen. But none of them really understood me."
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"The weird thing is that I'm trying this time."
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"My peep's on the fritz."
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"There's your stupid dollar."
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"- Hey. - Is this where you're sleeping tonight?"
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"Yeah. So? It's cosy. Hospital adjacent."
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"You're living out of a van, like a hobo or..."
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"Well, I was thinking that you work so hard,"
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"the monster's always gonna be there."
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"The trick is to not let it beat you."
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"- Thanks again, JD. - Don't sweat it."
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"Merry Christmas."
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"This is exactly what I wanted."
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"put some shades on or somethin'."
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"Baby, it was dark, and helshe had a body that was rockin'."
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"We're talking about you now, studly."
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"I have no idea what to do with myself."
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"Why not give Rowdy a bath? He smells ripe."
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"I should be able to stir something up."
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"- My life is a mess. - At least you're pretty."
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"I was just frazzled."
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"I'm getting kicked out, and thanks to this hospital,"
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"I haven't had time to look for a new place."
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"It affects all of us."
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"I managed to forget to bring home the curly fries."
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"You're one of the cutest doctors I've ever met."
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"Well, put it in your pocket and save it for later."
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"The monster kills everything that's beautiful. Everything."
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"Except Lisa, the gift-shop girl."
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"I was thinking, you're probably one of those girls"
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"Hey, go out with me."
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"It's the right thing to do."
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