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Clips from Scrubs - My Monster (S02E02)

"Very funny, you dumb choir punks."
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"Where were we?"
Scrubs
"I could think of a couple of things."
Scrubs
"- I'll see you tonight. - OK. Bye."
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"- Nice to meet you, Turk. - A pleasure meeting you, Lisa."
Scrubs
"Yeah, Gift-Shop Girl."
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"- Player - Hold me down"
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"- Know what I'm saying? - Hey, look at me."
Scrubs
"Turn Gift-Shop Girl into Gift-Shop Woman."
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"I swear on all the gifts in her shop, I will make you proud."
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"Come to Papa."
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"The coil didn't complete its revolution."
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"What a kind offer from the charitable Dr Money Bags."
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"You can either be a jerk as usual,"
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"or you can accept this gracious offer"
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"Jordan, I have to tell you, despite how crazy hormonal you are,"
Scrubs
"You have never looked so beautiful."
Scrubs
"- It's the giant boobs. - Have you seen them lately?"
Scrubs
"I've seen bigger."
Scrubs
"I've gotta drive back to my apartment to get ready"
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"Then just leave your boobs and some other stuff at my place."
Scrubs
"- Bring it on. - Well, great. See you tonight."
Scrubs
"It appears Mrs Watson has developed"
Scrubs
"Start Ancef, one gram Q eight hours and..."
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"Baby, do you realize how long it's been"
Scrubs
"Yeah."
Scrubs
"sex you up and whatnot."
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"- Come here. - I'll get the TV."
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"Baby, you're a gift from God."
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"Ha! I put those flyers up and nobody wants me to live with them."
Scrubs
"who's a "clean, non-smoking vegetarian"
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"that rinses the shower thoroughly after each usage.""
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"If you don't, it gets mildewy."
Scrubs
"You should move in with my friend, Anal McLooney."
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"I had to move out of my apartment this morning."
Scrubs
"I'm so tired of everyone always thinking I need to be rescued."
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"Sir, my father cut me off..."
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"This is just work day."
Scrubs
"All right, Mrs Carlson, the surgeon"
Scrubs
"that's coming to do your lymph node dissection"
Scrubs
"is a handsome young man, so don't forget about me."
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"- I'm serious, you naughty girl. - Sure, Jordan."
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"in case when I get home I wanna take 300 of 'em? OK, bye."
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"I can't stop obsessing about this date. What do you think I should do?"
Scrubs
"You should go ahead and thank your lucky stars"
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"- You know, Perry... - Perry?"
Scrubs
"if you're clear with your intentions right off the bat,"
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"they just fall into place."
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"Yeah, I'm ready. Let's get going."
Scrubs
"PO. Peace out."
Scrubs
"than a Super Size, but I'll ask the guy..."
Scrubs
"Was that before or after I rocked your world?"
Scrubs
"You know I get nervous when you start chanting."
Scrubs
"The massage, the bath, the feet? I let you watch The Jeffersons."
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"Hi, Dr Kelso. I was just... I was on call."
Scrubs
"and your name doesn't seem to be on it."
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"But what do I know?"
Scrubs
"between a doctor on call"
Scrubs
"I've just been so swamped with work"
Scrubs
"you better have a damn rent check or a massive coronary"
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"- Thank you, sir. - No problem."
Scrubs
"I had a really good time tonight."
Scrubs
"That little guy earned his money tonight."
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"- Let's do this. - OK."
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"You know what it is? It's like a tickling."
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"Nappy? Stop fooling around and..."
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"And sometimes the monster takes something"
Scrubs
"you never thought you could lose."
Scrubs
"Like your mojo."
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"Is that a roll of quarters or are you just having a good time?"
Scrubs
"See ya."
Scrubs
"So, Little JD isn't rising to the occasion."
Scrubs
"It's not a big deal. Nobody knows about this but me."
Scrubs
"Luckily, I had a friend I could talk to about anything."
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"- Hells, no. - Yeah! Me, neither, dog."
Scrubs
"You made a kind gesture and I made the mistake"
Scrubs
"most guys are smart enough to say the right thing."
Scrubs
"I'm sorry. Crazy person says what?"
Scrubs
"well, let's just call it "reading session.""
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"It's too much. I'm just one person."
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"Thatta girl."
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"- Aren't you gonna get that? - Nah, it's just Todd."
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"- Agreed? - OK."
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"It has gotten to the point where I'm going back in my head"
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"I'm not going to sit here"
Scrubs
"and count up all the women I've ever slept with."
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"I thought the person who'd understand would be Carla."
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"I just wonder if I'm what she really wants."
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"I wonder if I'll ever be able to make it work out with anyone."
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"- Poor Newbie. - No."
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"so that's where I get "peeps", "fritz" came from."
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"God love you, Newbie."
Scrubs
"Enjoy."
Scrubs
"Elliot, come on, this is crazy."
Scrubs
"I know you wanna show you can stand on your own two feet,"
Scrubs
"and that if I want surprise and romance"
Scrubs
"that maybe it's my turn to be the one who brings it."
Scrubs
"So I brought us a couple of salads."
Scrubs
"- That's great. - A box of 36 hot wings."
Scrubs
"Now, that's what I'm talking 'bout."
Scrubs
"And some blue-cheese dressing."
Scrubs
"Curly fries?"
Scrubs
"As for me, I just have to hope that my problem"
Scrubs
"Hey, how you doing?"
Scrubs
"- Morning, Dr Cox. - Denise. I know it's morning."
Scrubs
"No, I get asked out all the time."
Scrubs
"OK, whatever. Look, if you're hungry, man,"
Scrubs
"Mm-hmm."
Scrubs
"since we've had an afternoon off, just the two of us?"
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"Here come Daddy!"
Scrubs
"I beg your pardon."
Scrubs
"you finally found a gal who's into same-sex relationships."
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"- AQ? - What?"
Scrubs
"Well, I have the call sheet right here"
Scrubs
"Whoa. You know, I thought I had to sneeze,"
Scrubs
"Calm down. He says that to everyone."
Scrubs
"I know we seem insensitive, but in the crunch,"
Scrubs
"We're residents now and we're so swamped,"
Scrubs
"He's called four times to ask if I want to move into his pants."
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"You will speak of it to no one."
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