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Clips from Bob's Burgers - L'il Hard Dad (S05E05)

"and all the sweat's gonna meet in the middle"
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"I didn't read any of the books I did reports on in school. What?"
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"Oh, yeah, I've never read the book."
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"Louise! What? You never read the book."
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"Well, I mean, you should read the book."
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"How can you do a book report if you haven't read the book?"
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"You just got to give 'em a little show. Pizzazz 'em"
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"so they don't even notice that you didn't you-know-what."
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"Pizzazz, that's up my alley."
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"I once did a presentation on Catcher in the Rye"
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"with only a catcher's mask and a loaf of rye bread."
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"Now, that one I failed, 'cause I didn't back-cover it."
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"Back-cover it? Oh, my God, Mom, Let me slap her again."
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"Tina's learning. See, Tina, you can't judge a book by its cover,"
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"but you can judge it by its back cover. Mm-hmm."
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"Uh-huh... Wait, I don't get it."
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"Dog named Buck, stolen from his home,"
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"in the cold, unforgiving Klondike region."
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"I'm on lyrics and dance steps!"
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"Okay, bye. No, Gene, come back."
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"Right, right. Li'l Hard Dad."
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"We're not leaving, Sheldon. Not until we get our money back"
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"for this defective helicopter!"
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"Well put. Yep. You don't get it, do you, Bob?"
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"Stop calling me a heliflopter!"
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"We don't care how fun it is to say!"
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"You see, I only sell those novelty toys to make ends meet."
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"This is my quad."
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"I've made a few modifications"
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"Hey, there's something on your shirt. What?"
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"or do you want to run along home?"
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"The latter! Good day, sir!"
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"No, we're not going anywhere. Okay then!"
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"Suit yourself, Bob!"
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"How is that wet?!"
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"Give us a twirl. See that tail?"
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"Real construction paper."
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"Stunning. Thank you."
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"Wag it a little honey, will you?"
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"That a girl. All right,"
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"so let the Call of the Wild book report rehearsal begin!"
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"Tina, here's the lyrics for the opening number."
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"♪ Who's this calling on the phone? ♪"
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"Great lyrics, Mom. I know. But you got to belt it, honey."
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"Like this? ♪ Wild, wild! ♪"
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"♪ Wild... ♪"
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"No, that's n... Okay. You know what, try grabbing"
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"the skin on your throat and moving it around"
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"while you sing like this. ♪ Na... ♪"
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"Like this? ♪ Uh... ♪ No."
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"Maybe I should just transfer to St. Mathews."
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"People never stop making you read books, Tina."
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"Oh, thank God. It's gone."
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"We don't have to get out on my account. I'm in my element."
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"No, we are going to show Sheldon that we're still here"
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"You done hiding, Bob?!"
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"And we still want our refund!"
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"Your gently floating fish don't scare me, Sheldon!"
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"They're actually kind of pretty! It's a lot like snorkeling,"
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"Ow! That one hit me in the nipple!"
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"That's his good nipple! My good nipple is bleeding!"
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"I have a couple frozen pizzas in the oven,"
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"of having a helicopter that shoots stuff, Gene!"
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"even though you're holding your nipples."
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"This is war, Sheldon!"
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"I'm Terry, how can I help you?"
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"Do you by any chance have any RC helicopters"
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"capable of actual warfare?"
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"Uh, we don't have anything like that, sir."
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"Whoa. I was hoping that would get a "whoa.""
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"That sounds brutal."
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"Now, I need to know what kind of element we're dealing with here."
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"Well, it's this guy who sold me a helicopter online,"
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"Sheldon Felds..."
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"Oh. What?"
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"Just stay away from Sheldon Felds."
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"Let's just say Sheldon ate a lot of food"
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"out of the fridge in the break room that didn't belong to him"
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"And when me and the rest of the Hobby Hole guys decided"
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"Hmm. You see this?"
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"He's on a whole other level."
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"So let's get you all set up."
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"But with that missile range,"
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"she's worth it."
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"$300?!"
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"Terry, please."
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"No, it helped."
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"Mama's old tap shoes. How do they feel?"
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"A little loose, but, um, why am I wearing these?"
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"Because nothing's more distracting than tap dancing."
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"When your toes are tapping,"
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"Now, follow me!"
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"And a tap and a tap and a..."
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"And we're tapping and we're spinning"
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"and we're spinning and we're tapping."
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"Hold on. So when... And a shimmy tap, a shimmy tap."
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"Wait, hold on. We're still spinning..."
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"A wiggle tap, a jiggle tap. Wait. What?"
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"And a shibba-dabba, shibba-dabba."
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"Scooba-dooba-doo, and no one's even looking at you,"
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"what you didn't do, and a-scabba-dooba-scabba-dooba,"
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"And the book report's over, and you got yourself an "A"!"
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"Great! She's like a jazzy jackhammer!"
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"Watch out, floor! Oh, yeah."
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"he said he wants to be in your book report,"
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"and anyway, he's gonna meet you at school tomorrow,"
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"Got to get up higher somehow,"
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"so I can see onto his stupid balcony."
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"Uh... sure, that seems like a good idea..."
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"of something dangerous to do."
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"Like her?"
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"when I customized the crap out of it."
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"No, it's not. You just slow down on the second "er.""
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"Vanquisher-rer?"
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"Look, the point is, it vanquishes Vanquishers!"
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"Are you suggesting an air battle?"
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"Perfect! Air battle!"
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"I'm gonna make your precious helicopter look"
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"But first, can I shoot you with a missile in your nipple?"
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"I was really excited about it."
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