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Clips from The Simpsons - All's Fair in Oven War (S16E16)

"You can fix it."
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"You're right."
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"If I can feed a family of five on $12 a week,"
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"I can do anything."
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"You feed us on $12 a week?"
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"I stretch your father's meatloaf with sawdust."
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"Attention, contestants,"
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"baking time is over."
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"The judging will commence in one hour."
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"If your dish is not in the judging room"
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"by the time this metal door hits the ground,"
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"your entry will not be official,"
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"and will be eaten by the janitor."
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"Hurry, Mom!"
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"I guess was the last one."
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"Damn it!"
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"These other dishes look so pretty."
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"And those cheaters blackened my sugar wieners."
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"I'd like to give those Betty Crookeds a taste of their own medicine."
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"Yes..."
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"Even the Pope couldn't forgive this pizza..."
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"and he's letting a lot of things slide these days."
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"Don't worry. There's plenty for all of you."
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"Now who's laughing, huh, huh?"
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"Me! I'm laughing!"
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"I can't believe my mom would cheat."
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"Hey, sweetie,is Mom winning?"
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"Oh, she'll win the contest..."
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"but she'll lose her soul."
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"But she'll still win the contest?"
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"But win the contest?"
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"If Marge becomes Auntie Ovenfresh,"
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"we'll meet all the food personalities..."
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"Look! It's Mr. Cashew,"
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"the Koobler Dwarfs, Snip, Crinkle and Poof..."
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"Twinkle the Kidd, I love you!"
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"Whoa-ho-ho, easy there, partner."
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"You... killed him."
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"He was my world!"
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"Blood for creme!"
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"Blood for creme!"
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"It's always difficult to pick two finalists,"
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"but this year it was easy. All the other dishes made us vomit."
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"Our two remaining dishes are "Blackened Dessert Dogs" by Marge"
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"and "Armadillo a la Road" by Brandine No Last Name Given."
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"That's an entry?!"
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"I thought it was garbage."
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"Just 'cause it was cooked in a garbage can don't make it garbage."
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""Canned and frozen juices are more popular than ever these days...""
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""but most bachelors we know would prefer to squeeze their own tomatoes.""
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"Bachelors are always squeezin' stuff."
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"Would you excuse us, Milton?"
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"It's Milhouse."
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"Yeah, and your father's "No House"."
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"Now scram."
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"Bart, I know a father has no right to pry into the life of his ten-year-old son..."
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"but what's going on up here?"
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"I'm just spreadin' the Playdude philosophy:"
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"Hi-fis, Norman Mailer, gettin' some..."
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"what do you think "some" is?"
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"Uh... toys?"
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"I thought I'd never have to do this,"
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"but it's time to tell you the facts of life."
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"Do you know what a boob is?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Good, that'll save us some time."
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"Why do you think your mother and I sleep in the same bed?"
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"Exactly,"
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"and we're poor because we have kids."
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"And the biological method..."
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"...by which children are created by a man and a woman is..."
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"And then the woman..."
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"than from their parents when they're old enough."
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"Congratulations, Mom."
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"You seem to have a prescription for success."
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"What a kind yet oddly ominous thing to say."
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"Don't forget your secret ingredient..."
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"Lisa, the people in this bakeoff are stinkers..."
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"who pushed me and pushed me like the pushy-wushies they are!"
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"Mom, if I don't have you to look up to, I don't have anyone."
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"Look, I'll be a winner with feet of clay..."
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"like Mickey Mantle."
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"Everyone loves the Mick."
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"I don't want Mickey Mantle. I want my mom."
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"Right now, people just know me as the wife of a guy..."
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"who doesn't go to work."
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"Can't you understand that I need this?"
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"Not if you knew what he's been doing."
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"Welcome to the final battle of the Ovenfresh Challenge."
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"She's already ahead of me."
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""I look up to you..."
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"That's clever... and devastating."
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"Stop the competition!"
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"I don't deserve to win."
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"Looks like me and Marge are both going to hell."
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"Then I won... with my festive holiday Alco-Hog."
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"I thought it was dead!"
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"Thanks, honey, for saving me from myself."
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"And Marge, you'll always be the best chef in our house."
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"Well, beat me,"
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"The secret ingredient is whiskey."
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"Hey, it keeps the kids quiet."
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"Now that Brandine's famous, she done run off with James Caan!"
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"But don't you worry. I'm going to fix his wagon."
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"A toll booth? I hate these things...."
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"clever presentation is as important as taste."
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"Marge, I don't want to freak you out, but I think I love you."
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"I hope the Ovenfresh Bakeoff likes them as much as you do."
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"Who's that adult?"
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"I don't, but I hope you win."
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"Hot bananas coming through. Oops."
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"medicine."
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"Baby ear medicine."
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"I sabotaged all the other entries."
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"I do just scrambled eggs, Homer."
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"Hey, look! The new Ovenfresh Flour bag!"
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"What do you think, Thomas Pynchon?"
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"because you let me down.""
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"They're giving out cookies and business cards!"
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"It's not my fault!"
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