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Clips from Scrubs - My Cold Shower (S06E06)

"Elliot's friend Melody and I, witnessing this moment."
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"This is so romantic."
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"Here come the "fricks.""
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"Just get the motherfricking ring on my motherfricking finger!"
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"It needs to be resized."
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"- Definitely. - Oh, thank goodness."
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"Because, I am so sorry, but I'm just going to have to take back my "Yes.""
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"my eyes welled up, and I said,"
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"Just make sure that all of my friends are there."
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"she's teased me for six years"
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"about how she's going to beat me down the aisle."
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"Sadly, it's only in the movies where the pretty girl ends up with the uggo."
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"Well, you and Elliot did go through a lot."
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"more than Ross and Rachel from Friends."
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"Baby, will you do me a favor tonight that requires no effort on your part?"
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"TURK: Oh, man!"
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"Mrs. Sheldon is the sweetest old lady,"
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"Now, go stand over there."
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"I'd have to find some tiny charts and mops, but it's do-able."
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"I'll tell you what's do-able."
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"(SCATTING)"
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"Well, it's official."
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"I am the only single sorority sister left."
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"Damn!"
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"I just don't want to end up like my aunt Sheila"
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"you don't know whose mouth it fell out of."
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"You want to join? It's all comped."
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"Oh, well. Could have been fun."
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"I'm not going to get anywhere with her. She's got this weird policy."
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"She'll mack with anyone,"
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"I'm tired of the cold showers."
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"Now, are you going to create a wonderful memory"
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"Turk, you know I'd like to be the one"
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"making the secret bathroom call for once,"
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"(KNOCK ON DOOR)"
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"- Huh? - That's my last name."
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"Did they not have sunscreen where you grew up?"
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"Is there anything that you can tell us"
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"Hey, so I convinced the bartender to give us all the booze at your party"
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"Perry, no!"
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"J.D.: Okay, you made it to the room."
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"Step one, make her realize you share things in common."
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"That's something my dad used to always say."
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"I can't believe no one's ever gotten down on one knee for you."
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"Whilst thou mate with me tonight?"
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"All right."
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"Not really sure how I'd go about doing that."
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"Show me where, Goat Turk, and I'd be happy to."
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"(BLEATING) My bad."
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"I would characterize this mattress as springy."
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"Still waiting."
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"What's on today's agenda, lovey?"
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"Well, snookums, I'm first going to check out the market,"
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"- Bye, snookie. - Okay, have a good day."
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"(SPEAKING SPANISH)"
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"- Take me! - It's going down."
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"KELSO: Oh, poor Turkleberry."
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"Great. Everything came back negative on Mrs. Sheldon and Mr. Bilbray."
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"Well, it's not PMR or pan-hypo pit, and we've already ruled out malignancy."
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"Test both of their patients for this,"
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"Can I have that tiny ketchup bottle?"
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"All right. Can you think of anything else we should try?"
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"Next stop: Boob Town, population, two."
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"That, my friend, is a gated community."
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"Great Aunt Judy!"
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"All you can do is take solace in the fact that no one's getting any."
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"The test results are back and our friends, Mr. Bilbray and Mrs. Sheldon,"
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"Bang."
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"Thought I fixed that."
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"- I can't believe they have syphilis. - Yes, Barbie."
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"The fact of the matter is, thanks to a variety of male-enhancement drugs,"
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"sexually transmitted diseases have increased amongst the elderly"
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"by 300%."
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"Because from time to time I like to throw back a few blue bombers"
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"No one will."
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"and we went at it like drunk monkeys."
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"Now, just soak in that image for a while."
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"Everybody in the room okay with pretending that never happened?"
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"Great."
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"You? There's still a chance for you."
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"God, what a day."
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"Go shoe shopping."
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"Life would be so much simpler."
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"We were just trading stories about our grandkids."
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"They do. They sure do."
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"if they're going to get all freaky and doink."
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"they won't know what you're talking about."
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"You see, ultimately, it's all about persistence."
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"- Give me another chance. - Can you control yourself?"
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"I can't."
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"Mmm-mmm."
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"so I could run a few errands."
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"Mrs. Sheldon, Mr. Bilbray..."
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"Relax, I already told them both."
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"- I'm getting uncomfortable. - You can go."
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"It gives you vitality."
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"can you?"
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"- Those pictures give her pan-face. - It's absolutely horrendous."
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"Okay, when she gets here,"
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"(GROANS)"
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"Let me help you down. Good work."
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"You know what? I don't even really know."
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"Actually, I did. I just didn't want to admit it."
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"What is all this?"
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"I'm really happy that you're my wife."
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"Me, too."
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"No last name, I changed my mind."
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"some that were re-igniting,"
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"J.D.: There we were,"
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"Awesome, awesome! Okay."
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"Okay, it's a little tight. Just push a little harder."
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"Got a little skin there. No problem."
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"Frick! Frick! Frick!"
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"Okay, Keith, sweetie, you know how I'm crazy, right?"
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"You see, you have to understand, I have dreamt about this moment"
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"since I was a very little girl,"
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""Yes! Oh, my God, yes!" With exactly that inflection."
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"I'll fix it."
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