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Clips from Scrubs - My Cold Shower (S06E06)

"Just tell me when you want me to ask you again."
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"You mean, you'd let me plan out my own proposal?"
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"Sure."
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"Yes! Sweet!"
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"Okay, we've only got two days, people. Melody, you're on decorations."
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"Jordan, you'll come up with my look."
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"will you have your armpits Botoxed so they don't sweat?"
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"Because otherwise I'm very limited."
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"Oh, and Naomi, that bitch from Radiology,"
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"Well, she can suck it,"
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"- her and her fat neck. - Invite Fat Neck. Got it."
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"If you point out Fat Neck to me,"
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"Done."
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"Check it."
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"Not a drop of sweat, and it's like 100 degrees in here."
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"We haven't really been introduced."
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"Hey, sport."
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"Sorry to hear about your placing second in the Dr. Reid-a-thon."
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"You don't have to hide it, son."
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"Given your history, you must be taking her engagement pretty hard."
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"Can you believe him?"
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"No, of course not."
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"You guys are crazy."
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"Nobody else in this hospital thinks I'm upset about Elliot."
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""'Tis better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all" five."
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"I know about loss, brother."
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"It's like she took your heart and just..."
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"(HEART SQUISHING)"
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"Doug, aren't you supposed to save those?"
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"Don't tell anyone."
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"Okay, I'm going to head over here to vomit."
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"Sure, what is it?"
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"Come on!"
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"We haven't had relations since Izzy was born."
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"Turk, I'm just not there yet."
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"I mean, if you weren't emotionally ready, would you want to have sex?"
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"Baby, I don't even understand the question."
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"Go away."
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"(SIGHING)"
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"but I can't figure out what's wrong with her."
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"She's got the most random symptoms:"
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"Myalgia, alopecia, a rash."
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"That is so weird."
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"My patient, Mr. Bilbray, has the same exact symptoms."
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"Jamie, you're a baby intern."
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"Yesterday, you asked me how to turn on your stethoscope."
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"like some place they've been, or eaten."
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"Let's go check it out."
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"Could you imagine being married to Elliot?"
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"(CHILDREN CHATTERING)"
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"Darling, do you think that we're pigeonholing the children?"
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"Very clever. God is watching."
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"Who'd have thought "God is watching" would work?"
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"some post-engagement nookie tomorrow night after the proposal."
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"Did you get me those purple lacy undies?"
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"Coolio. Okay, I've got to go meet Carla."
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"I guess it's true what they say,"
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""First one to be in a threesome, last one to get married.""
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"Damn!"
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"I'm sorry. She just said that she was in a threesome."
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"Damn!"
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"and get married and have a kid when I'm 50."
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"I mean, you find a tooth in that house,"
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"Sometimes I wonder, you know,"
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"if I'm ever actually going to find someone, you know?"
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"Now, was it two girls and a guy, or a devil's threesome?"
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"All-girl."
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"Hey, I'm reviewing this new hotel downtown tonight for work."
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"I think I'll pass."
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"(ALL CHATTERING)"
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"Okay, guys. Guys! Guys!"
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"I'm sure he has an explanation. Go sit down."
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"but the second you try and take it further, she throws the brakes on."
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"It always ends the same way."
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"Great Aunt Judy's arm fat. Great Aunt Judy's arm fat."
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"That was yesterday, when she was this confident, young hotel reviewer."
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"Today she's a sad, vulnerable, last single woman standing."
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"and then secretly call me from the bathroom right after, or not?"
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"but I'm not that desperate."
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"Ah! That's a good one!"
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"- I thought about it on the way up. - Come on in."
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"J.D.: Oh, it's on."
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"Mrs. Sheldon, may I just say, I hope to look as good as you when I'm 80."
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"I'm 68."
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"So, to wrap this up,"
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"you two live in different nursing homes and you have nothing in common."
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"Last week, I got a new pair of shoes."
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"That's very helpful, thank you."
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"We'll just go run some more tests then."
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"You're going to have to show some boob."
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"Apparently, mine did not get us all the way there."
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"He has a soft touch, though."
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"Lovely."
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"Oh, and Per, you were wrong. Someone is dumb enough to love me."
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"Where's your head right now?"
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"I know that we've only been married two days, Perry,"
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"but you should know this."
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"Worth it."
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"Time for the John Dorian three-step seduction plan."
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"(EXCLAIMS) They have tampons in their toiletry basket!"
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"I love that."
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"Me, too."
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"Step two, connect with her on a personal level."
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"Originally, Akron, Ohio, but home is where your hat is."
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"Of course, he would also say that America is a planet."
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"He was in a boating accident and suffered some brain damage."
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"Brain damage is rarely good."
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"Tore our family apart."
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"Now just remind her she's all alone."
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"Elliot getting married. Crazy, right?"
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"I know. Cute as a button."
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"Yeah, you are."
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"Hey, I have to check out the linens."
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"Would you care to test them out with me?"
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"I could only imagine what wonderful place"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"I mean, where would I put my..."
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"Come on, dawg. This is a desperate mermaid."
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"You've got to hit that!"
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"Where's the front door?"
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