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Clips from ALF - Looking for Lucky (S01E01)

* i like that old time rock-N-Roll *

"* i like that old time rock-N-Roll *"

ALF

Uh, i was planning to have it spotless before you got back.

"Uh, i was planning to have it spotless before you got back."

ALF

I don't believe this!

"I don't believe this!"

ALF

You think alf might have...

"You think alf might have..."

ALF

I can't find lucky, anywhere.

"I can't find lucky, anywhere."

ALF

The alien must have eaten him.

"The alien must have eaten him."

ALF

Lucky?

"Lucky?"

ALF

I was licking jello off my arms and i swallowed hair.

"I was licking jello off my arms and i swallowed hair."

ALF

Well, the indictment has been handed down.

"Well, the indictment has been handed down."

ALF

Thank you all for your support.

"Thank you all for your support."

ALF

"Dear lynch mob,"

""Dear lynch mob,""

ALF

"To clear my name, by finding the one armed man.

""To clear my name, by finding the one armed man."

ALF

Alf."

"Alf.""

ALF

Oops.

"Oops."

ALF

Why?

"Why?"

ALF

It means breakfast is over.

"It means breakfast is over."

ALF

No, it means alf is innocent.

"No, it means alf is innocent."

ALF

Grape colored tear drops.

"Grape colored tear drops."

ALF

I guess it does.

"I guess it does."

ALF

You get used to it.

"You get used to it."

ALF

[ Growl ]

"[ Growl ]"

ALF

May i show you something in a tabby?

"May i show you something in a tabby?"

ALF

Dad, that dog took my cat!

"Dad, that dog took my cat!"

ALF

No problem. You're getting sleepy.

"No problem. You're getting sleepy."

ALF

There you go, luckheimer.

"There you go, luckheimer."

ALF

Oh, yeah.

"Oh, yeah."

ALF

Your eyelids are growing heavy.

"Your eyelids are growing heavy."

ALF

You are getting sleepy.

"You are getting sleepy."

ALF

You are no longer a cat.

"You are no longer a cat."

ALF

You are a bagel.

"You are a bagel."

ALF

Hey! You scared me.

"Hey! You scared me."

ALF

You ought to wear a bell.

"You ought to wear a bell."

ALF

What's going on here?

"What's going on here?"

ALF

I was ah... teaching lucky to tell time.

"I was ah... teaching lucky to tell time."

ALF

Show willie what you've learned.

"Show willie what you've learned."

ALF

You were hypnotizing him, weren't you?

"You were hypnotizing him, weren't you?"

ALF

[ Fingers snapping ]

"[ Fingers snapping ]"

ALF

Okay, you caught us.

"Okay, you caught us."

ALF

I'm trying to help lucky quit smoking.

"I'm trying to help lucky quit smoking."

ALF

It's time to restate the rules of the house.

"It's time to restate the rules of the house."

ALF

Rule 1 - We do not eat members of the family.

"Rule 1 - We do not eat members of the family."

ALF

Willie, willie, willie.

"Willie, willie, willie."

ALF

Lucky and i were just kidding around.

"Lucky and i were just kidding around."

ALF

I've got to go pick up kate and the kids.

"I've got to go pick up kate and the kids."

ALF

While i'm gone, refrain from kidding lucky.

"While i'm gone, refrain from kidding lucky."

ALF

No problem.

"No problem."

ALF

I'd also like you to refrain from playing

"I'd also like you to refrain from playing"

ALF

With priceless family heirlooms.

"With priceless family heirlooms."

ALF

It's broken.

"It's broken."

ALF

Lucky fell on it.

"Lucky fell on it."

ALF

It's not always true that they land on their feet.

"It's not always true that they land on their feet."

ALF

Lucky?

"Lucky?"

ALF

Lucky don't listen to him.

"Lucky don't listen to him."

ALF

You're not a bagel.

"You're not a bagel."

ALF

You're not a bagel!

"You're not a bagel!"

ALF

But you are getting sleepy.

"But you are getting sleepy."

ALF

Just kidding! Ha ha ha!

"Just kidding! Ha ha ha!"

ALF

"♪♪"

ALF

♪♪ [ rock music ]

"♪♪ [ rock music ]"

ALF

[ Alf lipsyncing ] * just take those old records off the shelf *

"[ Alf lipsyncing ] * just take those old records off the shelf *"

ALF

* i sit and listen to them by myself *

"* i sit and listen to them by myself *"

ALF

* todays music ain't got the same soul *

"* todays music ain't got the same soul *"

ALF

* i like that old time rock-N-Roll *

"* i like that old time rock-N-Roll *"

ALF

* don't try to take me to a disco *

"* don't try to take me to a disco *"

ALF

* you'll never really get me out on the floor *

"* you'll never really get me out on the floor *"

ALF

* ten minutes and i'll be late for the door *

"* ten minutes and i'll be late for the door *"

ALF

* still like that old time rock-N-Roll *

"* still like that old time rock-N-Roll *"

ALF

* that kind of music just soothes the soul *

"* that kind of music just soothes the soul *"

ALF

* reminiscin' 'bout the days of old *

"* reminiscin' 'bout the days of old *"

ALF

* that old time rock-N-Roll *

"* that old time rock-N-Roll *"

ALF

♪♪ [ continues ]

"♪♪ [ continues ]"

ALF

Maybe we should have called first.

"Maybe we should have called first."

ALF

I had the music pretty loud.

"I had the music pretty loud."

ALF

I probably wouldn't have heard the phone.

"I probably wouldn't have heard the phone."

ALF

When did you expect us-- In april?

"When did you expect us-- In april?"

ALF

When i left, you said you'd behave,

"When i left, you said you'd behave,"

ALF

But this is mass destruction.

"But this is mass destruction."

ALF

I don't know what happened.

"I don't know what happened."

ALF

I was sitting here, doing better than my best.

"I was sitting here, doing better than my best."

ALF

I decided to make myself a little snack...

"I decided to make myself a little snack..."

ALF

The rest is a blur.

"The rest is a blur."

ALF

How can one alien be so irresponsible?

"How can one alien be so irresponsible?"

ALF

I wasn't irresponsible, i was hungry!

"I wasn't irresponsible, i was hungry!"

ALF

Did you eat everything in the house?

"Did you eat everything in the house?"

ALF

No, i don't think so.

"No, i don't think so."

ALF

Wait a minute, here's something.

"Wait a minute, here's something."

ALF

Who wants a cookie?

"Who wants a cookie?"

ALF

I do!

"I do!"

ALF

"Go feed lucky."

ALF

I hope there's food left.

"I hope there's food left."

ALF

You didn't eat all the cat food did you?

"You didn't eat all the cat food did you?"

ALF

No way, i draw the line at intestinal byproducts.

"No way, i draw the line at intestinal byproducts."

ALF

How can you eat so much?

"How can you eat so much?"

ALF

I've been blessed with multiple stomachs.

"I've been blessed with multiple stomachs."

ALF

I don't understand why you don't gain weight.

"I don't understand why you don't gain weight."

ALF

It's all in the way you combine foods.

"It's all in the way you combine foods."

ALF

Really?

"Really?"

ALF

Merv did a show on it. I have a tape somewhere.

"Merv did a show on it. I have a tape somewhere."

ALF

Merv says it works.

"Merv says it works."

ALF

But, have you seen merv lately?

"But, have you seen merv lately?"

ALF

Forget merv. We're not talking about merv.

"Forget merv. We're not talking about merv."

ALF

No more merv!

"No more merv!"

ALF

Fine, he's off the air anyway.

"Fine, he's off the air anyway."

ALF

Let's talk about how much food costs.

"Let's talk about how much food costs."

ALF

I can't find lucky.

"I can't find lucky."

ALF

He's around somewhere.

"He's around somewhere."

ALF

I looked all over.

"I looked all over."

ALF

I wonder where lucky is.

"I wonder where lucky is."

ALF

Do you know, alf?

"Do you know, alf?"

ALF

Hold it. [ Burp ]

"Hold it. [ Burp ]"

ALF

No.

"No."

ALF

I'll look some more.

"I'll look some more."

ALF

See if lucky's in the hamper.

"See if lucky's in the hamper."

ALF

He likes rolling in dirty laundry.

"He likes rolling in dirty laundry."

ALF

Who doesn't.

"Who doesn't."

ALF

Alf, do you know where lucky is?

"Alf, do you know where lucky is?"

ALF

You know lucky; he's a free spirit.

"You know lucky; he's a free spirit."

ALF

Last time i saw him, he was hightailing it out the window.

"Last time i saw him, he was hightailing it out the window."

ALF

What were you doing?

"What were you doing?"

ALF

I was chasing him with a fork! Ha ha.

"I was chasing him with a fork! Ha ha."

ALF

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