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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Bat Jar Conjecture (S01E01)

"AA versus PMS."
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"All night long, y'all."
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"Okay, well, let's jump right in. First question."
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"For 10 points. "What is the isospin singlet partner of the pi-zero meson?""
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"- PMS? - The eta meson."
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"Correct."
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"- Formal protest. - On what grounds?"
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"The Velcro on my wrist brace caught on my shirt."
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""What is the lightest element on Earth with no stable isotope?""
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"Terrific."
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"Next question. "What is the force between two uncharged plates..."
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"...due to quantum vacuum fluctuation?""
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"- PMS? - And Sheldon can suck on..."
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"- ...the Casimir effect. - Correct."
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""How does a quantum computer factor large numbers?""
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"Correct."
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"Four-point-one-eight-five-five times 10 to the seventh ergs per calorie."
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"Lambda equals one over pi-R-squared N."
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"Seven hundred and sixty degrees Celsius."
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"The approximate temperature of the young lady in the front row."
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"Mr. Wolowitz, this is your second warning."
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"A sigma particle."
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"Yes, assuming the hypothetical planet has a mass greater than the Earth."
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"Correct."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I hold in my hand the final question."
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"So for 100 points and the match..."
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"...please turn your attention to the formula on the screens."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"It looks like something they found on the ship at Roswell."
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"- Come on, think. Leslie? - It's not gonna work if you rush me."
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"- You have to let me get there. - You are never gonna let that go, are you?"
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"Ten seconds."
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"Then guess."
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"Um...."
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"Eight."
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"Point four."
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"I'm sorry, that's incorrect."
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"AA, if you can answer correctly, the match is yours."
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"The answer is minus eight pi alpha."
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"Hang on a second. That's not our answer."
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"- What are you doing? - Answering question."
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"How do you know anything about physics?"
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"Here, I am janitor. In former Soviet Union, I am physicist."
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"Leningrad Politechnika."
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"Go, Polar Bears."
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"That's a delightful little story."
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"Our arrangement was you sit and not say anything."
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"- I answer the questions. - You didn't answer question."
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"Hey, look. Now, maybe you have democracy now in your beloved Russia..."
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"...but on this Physics Bowl team, I rule with an iron fist."
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"AA, I need your official answer."
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"- It's not what he said. - Then what is it?"
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"- I want a different question. - You can't."
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"- Formal protest. - Denied."
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"Informal protest."
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"Denied."
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"- I need your official answer. - No, I decline to provide one."
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"That's too bad because the answer your teammate gave was correct."
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"Sheldon, is proving you are single-handedly smarter than everyone else so important..."
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"...that you would rather lose by yourself than win as part of a team?"
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"I didn't understand the question."
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"- Go ahead. - The winner is PMS."
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"Sorry, somebody's sitting there."
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"- Who? - My Physics Bowl trophy."
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"That trophy is meaningless. I forfeited, therefore you did not win."
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""Leonard is so smart."
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"- Sheldon who?" - All right, that is just very immature."
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"You're right. I'm sorry."
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""I'm not!""
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"- Okay, new contest. - What are you doing?"
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"I am settling, once and for all, who is the smartest around here."
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"- Okay? Are you ready? - Absolutely."
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"- Bring it on. - Okay."
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""Marsha, Jan and Cindy were the three daughters in what TV family?""
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"The Brady Bunch."
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"Okay."
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"The Brady Bunch?"
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"Van Halen."
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"All right. "Madonna was married to this Ridgemont High alum.""
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"Oh, my God. Sean Penn."
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"How do you know these things?"
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"I go outside and I talk to people."
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"Okay, here. "What actor holds the record..."
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"...for being named People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive?""
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"- William Shatner. - Wait."
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"I don't think it's Shatner."
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"Then it's gotta be Patrick Stewart."
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"All right. "Singer who sang 'Oops!... I Did It Again'?""
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"Okay."
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""Tweety bird thought he saw a what?""
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"Romulan."
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"Yes. He thought he saw a Romulan."
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"I see."
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"...but I'd like to get on my question now."
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"- AA? - And, of course, the answer is technetium."
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"The score now stands, AA, 1150, PMS, 1175."
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"- All right, the winner of the match is-- - Hang on."
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"Can it wait? I need to talk to you."
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"Now it's just going, "Aaaah.""
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"- Right. - Hey, I buzzed in."
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"PMS?"
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"...and isn't that just a little sad?"
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"...but is a guy who can't speak in front of women gonna hold you back?"
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"Winning Physics Bowl."
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