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Clips from South Park - Tsst (S10E10)

"God damn it, stop ignoring me!"
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"You must assert yourself as pack leader with dominant energy."
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"- All right. - This is abuse."
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"I'm a child and I am entitled to attention!"
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"Quit it, Mom!"
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"It doesn't seem to work as well when I do it."
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"Okay, let me show you how to express the dominant energy."
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"What I have done is I have brought over some Kentucky Fried Chicken."
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"- Colonel? - I am going to eat first"
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"because that is what the pack leader does."
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"I am not going to acknowledge"
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"Now you eat the chicken."
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"Mom, give me some chicken. I want some chicken, Mom!"
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"We won't reward him until he's in a calm, submissive behaviour."
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"Give me the chicken. Give me the chicken."
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"I want the chicken. Chicken! Give me chicken."
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"Okay, I'm fine. I'm cool now."
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"- May I have some chicken, please? - Oh, very good, sweetie."
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"Oh, no, now he's lying."
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"and eat KFC in front of me! Now hand it over!"
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"You can't do that to me!"
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"I am not being aggressive, I am being dominant."
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"Wow, I have a lot to learn."
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"Mom, I'm serious, this has gone on long enough."
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"Get that guy out of here and give me a piece of chicken."
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"That's how you want it, bitch? Fine."
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"I hate you. I'm running away."
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"Oh, dear."
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"That's okay, this is all part of the dominance struggle."
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"But what if he does run away?"
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"Let him go. He'll be back."
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"Oh, boy, Park Avenue."
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"I'm rich."
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"Hey, guys. I've got some pretty big news."
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"Yeah. My mom just doesn't care about me any more,"
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"so I moved out."
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"She didn't even try to stop me."
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"It's gonna be tough living on my own."
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"But I'll get by somehow."
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"You can't stay here."
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"You're not staying at my house either."
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"All right, that's fine."
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"Well, what do you guys expect me to do?"
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"Stay at Kenny's house?"
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"His family is totally poor. I'm not staying with poor people."
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"All right, I'll stay with Kenny."
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"- Let's go, man. - ...you."
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"Well."
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"I guess now we see just how supportive friends can be."
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"When the chips are down, you won't even lend a hand."
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"I'll just go sleep on the street somewhere."
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"Out in the cold."
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"Probably get mugged and gang-raped by some minorities."
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"You guys will be sorry when I turn up dead."
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"Whoopee, J&R Railroad!"
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"Hey, Jimmy. You're not gonna believe this,"
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"but I ran away from home."
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"I really need the support of my best friend right now."
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"You are, Jimmy. We've always been best friends."
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"We know everything about each other."
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"God damn it."
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"Craig, dude. I ran away from home."
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"You're the first person I came to."
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"I knew you'd take me in off the streets."
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"But I hate you."
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"Should that really matter at a time like this?"
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"This is bull crap!"
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"Mom will break soon."
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"I can outlast her."
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"All right, I'm back."
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"Oh, Eric. I'm so happy you're home."
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"I've come back, but there's going to be some changes around here."
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"I'd almost forgotten how artistic I was."
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"That's super interesting."
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"But I've been out living on the streets for almost four hours."
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"- Cesar. - How's the painting going?"
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"Yup, just like you said he would."
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"What is he still doing here?"
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"He said he's hungry, what should I do?"
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"Let's feed it."
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"Skinless chicken, boiled vegetables and salad?"
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"This is just like Auschwitz."
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"This is more aggressive, dominant behaviour."
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"Don't nurture it."
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"Oh, my God. Bite-size Snickers?"
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"That's it. I'm calling Child Protective Services."
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"Come on, Ms. Cartman, you must become pack leader."
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"- What do you do? - Eric, if you don't want to eat,"
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"then why don't you just go brush your teeth and go to bed?"
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"No, you are asking him a favour. Don't ask a favour."
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"Dominate."
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"Mom, I want this guy out of here, you got it?"
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"If he's not gone in two minutes, I will call social services on you."
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"You project the dominant energy and he will pick up on it, I promise."
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"Don't reason with it, don't argue with it, just dominate it."
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"I am your son and you will listen to me."
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"You have no right to..."
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"Mom. Knock it off. I am not going to stand for..."
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"Seriously, Mom, this is..."
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"Why are you doing this?"
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"Mom. Ma. Ma?"
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"I did it."
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"You see, you were calm, assertive and in control."
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"Oh. Oh, my gosh."
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"See? This is the behaviour we've been looking for."
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"He's never done this before."
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"Good, now you can reward the behaviour with praise and attention."
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"I love you very much, poopsiekins. You're Mommy's sunshine."
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"Now you can give him a snack."
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"Good, this is really good. Now try a command."
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"Eric, I want you to go upstairs and brush your teeth."
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"Then I'll be up to read you a story before bed."
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"This is a great first step."
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"But you're going to have to stay firm and confident."
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"- You are the pack leader now. - I am the pack leader."
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"Now, before you go read your son a story,"
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"Sounds divine."
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"Who does she think she is telling me to go brush my teeth?"
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"Jesus. What's happening to me?"
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"So, how is your son doing, Ms. Cartman?"
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