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Clips from South Park - Tsst (S10E10)

"Oh, he's been amazing, Cesar."
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"He got an A on his last spelling test and a B+ in history."
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"He's losing weight and he's doing what I tell him."
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"That's great."
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"with a friend before."
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"like a son and not like a friend."
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"There's just one problem."
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"He still fights me every step of the way."
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"I feel like he's doing what I tell him,"
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"Don't worry, when you correct the behaviour,"
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"Oh, Cesar, I'm so happy to have you in my life."
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"I really need your help this time."
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"I've thought about it a lot,"
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"and I've decided I have to kill my mom."
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"She doesn't let me wear whatever I want any more."
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"Things have really gotten out of hand."
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"My mom must die so I can still have a place to live,"
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"She's like Hitler with all the demands she makes."
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"- Dude, have you lost more weight? - Yes."
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"I've lost almost 10 pounds now. You see what I mean?"
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"I totally know how it felt to be a Jew in the Holocaust now."
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"I have to kill my mom, it's my only way out."
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"Dude, don't kill your mom, that's not cool."
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"She's Hitler."
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"Would you have killed Hitler if you had the chance?"
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"All right, now here's the plan."
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"At 9:45 tonight, I will sneak out of my room"
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"and leave the house, leaving the back door unlocked."
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"You guys come into the house at 10:30 p.m. sharp,"
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"and be seen by everyone there,"
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"and then all four of you go upstairs to kill my mom."
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"Well, I can't kill her, I'm too obvious a suspect."
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"Now, when you reach her room, Butters will keep a lookout"
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"while Kenny opens the bedroom door,"
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"Kyle puts a pillow over my mom's head, and Stan shoots her in the face."
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"Where am I supposed to get a gun?"
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"Well, I don't know. That's your job, Stan."
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"- Do I have to think of everything here? - I'm not shooting anybody."
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"Okay, fine, Butters, you cover my mom's head"
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"I'll just do everything while you guys sit here and play video games."
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"You forced me to do this."
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"You couldn't just love me as a son."
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"You just had to humiliate and degrade me with your rules."
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"I won't let you dominate my life any more."
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"Goodbye, Mother."
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"Wait."
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"Maybe..."
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"Maybe I don't have the right to kill my mom."
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"No. She's my mom. I can do whatever I want with her."
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"It's more important I live the way I want."
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"She isn't an object you can own, she's a human being."
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"She isn't an object I can own, she's a human being."
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"No, kill her! No, she's making you suffer!"
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"But..."
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"Maybe all these changes are good for me."
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"The world doesn't revolve around me?"
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"Maybe the world doesn't revolve around me?"
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"The..."
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"Why, Eric."
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"You made your own breakfast."
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"Yeah, Mom, it's okay, it's grapefruit and lean ham."
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"And you're studying before school?"
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"Well, you told me I had to review my homework before class started."
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"Oh, Eric."
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"I'm very proud of you."
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"Thank you?"
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"I love you, sweetie."
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"Okay, Mom, you're embarrassing me. Geez."
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"Cesar. I'm so happy you're back."
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"- How is the child doing? - Oh, he's amazing."
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"I think the change in personality happened."
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"and he seems to be accepting it."
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"I've lost a best friend, but I've gained a son."
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"That's much healthier for him."
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"You're the best, Cesar."
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"And to show my gratitude,"
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"I've got two tickets for you and me to see"
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"Madam Butterfly this Friday night."
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"Well, no, my work is done."
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"Oh. But I thought we were becoming friends."
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"No, not really. You're just a client."
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"Well, good luck to you. Gotta go."
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"I cleared up the table, Mom."
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"Eric, how would you like to go with me to see Madam Butterfly Friday night?"
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"No, that's okay. Besides I told Stan and Kyle"
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"we could work on our science project then."
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"Well, what if I took you to Kentucky Fried Chicken afterward?"
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"And then we'll go to Target and I'll buy you a Mega Ranger."
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"Could I perhaps have"
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"two Mega Rangers?"
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"Yes, darling, you can have whatever you want."
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"And you must be Eric."
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"This video game is going right here on the counter"
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"Whenever you are naughty, Eric,"
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"Mom, seriously, people are seeing me!"
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"Butters, I'll crash with you."
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"Look what I did, Eric. I learned how to make sumi-e paintings."
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"I could have never come out and had a nice lunch on a Saturday afternoon"
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"Come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine"
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"They're every parent's worst nightmare."
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"You have to take the time to talk to your children about their feelings."
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"I don't know what to do with you."
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"God damn it, you can't stand here"
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"There are going to be some rule changes around here, Eric."
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"Stop trying to bogart my Xbox, you fat bitch."
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