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Clips from South Park - Ike's Wee Wee (S02E02)

"Hey man, I overheard what you said. That was cool."
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"Wha, oh, thanks man."
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"Would you like to come over to my place and finger-paint?"
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"- Now where did you leave him young man? - Ah, how the hell should I know?"
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"- Gerald, do something about your smart-ass son. - Uh, mind your...mother, smart-ass."
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"If we don't find him, so help me, you're going to be grounded for a month."
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"All this time, look out for your little brother Kyle, take care of your little brother Kyle,"
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"and he wasn't even really my little brother."
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"Excuse me, we're looking for a two-year old Canadian boy."
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"Two-year old Canadian boy, two-year old Canadian boy..."
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"Oh, I think they might have one of those down at Hap's bar."
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"Huh, come on!"
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"- Ike!! - Babaturtle."
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"Hey lady, that's my table post, you can't have that!"
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"Wow man, you know it's like, you go through life thinking you're an individual, mmkay?"
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"Then you realize that you're more than that, mkay? We're all just one big individual, 'kay?"
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"Let's get married and have a honeymoon in India."
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"Now you march to your room and you think about what you've done!"
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"- Apologize to him! - I'm sorry Ike. - Uhuh forget that."
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"Wow, this is so beautiful."
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"I am one with the animals, and the trees."
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"And I am one with you."
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"a true reason to be"
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"We should have realized you needed help."
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"- I don't want help! - You'll thank us later."
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"Hello Tom, hello Patty, thanks for coming to Ike's Bris."
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"He's been sent to his room for being a bastard."
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"- Hi there. - Hello, do I know you?"
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"Oh no, but I never miss a Bris. Here, I brought some dip. - Oh, thanks."
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"What do you want?"
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"I want to secom odifaner."
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"Oh no you don't. That isn't going to work on me, Canadian."
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"- Maybe you're being too hard on him dude."
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"No way, there's no real connection between us. It was all a big lie."
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"Cookie monster. Two, three, four, five."
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"Brother, fire fly."
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"You have to admit you have a problem before anybody can help you."
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"- But I don't think I really have a problem. - Nonsense, you did drugs."
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"- I suppose you forgot all about your family. - I don't really have a family."
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"- And you lost your job. - No, I lost my job before that."
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"Mr. Mackee, you're supposed to be an adult."
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"The problem with drugs is that people forget to stop doing them."
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"Now, I want you to repeat after me, "drugs are bad.""
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"Uh, d, Drugs are bad."
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"Hello Dr. Schwartz. Thank you so much for coming all this way to perform Ike's Bris."
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"Oh, my pleasure Sheila. I brought the normal cutting device,"
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"but then I remembered Ike is Canadian, so I brought the right one."
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"Come here you!"
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"Odifaner."
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"Shecaca madifaner."
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"There you are, come on Ike, it's time."
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"You stay away from my little brother!"
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"Yes, the fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet, he spits in your eye."
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"Kyle, a, a circumcision is a very common thing for Ike to have."
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"His father had it, his grandfather had it, and... his brother had it."
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"So it looks bigger."
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"- Oh hey, that doesn't sound like a bad idea. - Yeh, I want to get a circumsticion too."
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"- Congratulations Mr. Mackee. You are fully recovered."
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"- I feel like my old self again. - Just one more thing."
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"- Remember that you can stay sober. - I will Ms. Social Worker."
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"I will, mmkay?"
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"- It's ok Ike, I'm here. - And a one, and a two, and a..."
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"Ouch babababa."
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"Family isn't about whose blood you have, it's about who you care about."
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"And that's why I feel like you guys are more than just friends. You're my family."
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"Well, screw you guys, I don't want to be in your penis chopping family anyway."
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"- about his nasty experience with drugs and alcohol."
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"Drugs are bad. You see, I was at the bottom of the barrel. I was a wreck."
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"Well, I didn't even care about money."
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"You can't have your Bris tomorrow, that's when I'm having mine."
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"No way, I set up mine first, hippie!"
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"No boys, you need to listen up, mmkay?"
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"What, what I'm talking about might save your life someday, mmkay?"
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"- Okay Mr. Mackee, mmkay? - Mmkay."
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"Now, as I was saying, drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs."
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"That'd be bad. Cause drugs are bad, mmkay?"
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"Uh, drinking's bad."
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"It's called a circumsticion."
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"That can't be true! My parents wouldn't do that!"
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"They said all Jewish boys have circumsticions,"
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"No, no, no, mmkay? It, it wasn't like that."
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"Oy, what is the matter with them?"
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"- Fireman! - Oh, who the hell cares? He's not even my responsibility."
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"Trying to prosecute out of one side of your mouth, mmkay,"
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"- Kyle, just because Ike is adopted doesn't make him any less your brother. - Yeh, right."
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"Go on Canadian, beat it! I'm through getting in trouble for you."
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"Not today you sick ass weirdo!"
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"Hey, you guys want to come to my Bris tomorrow?"
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"It's a bad thing to do drugs, so don't be bad by doing drugs, mmkay?"
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"Mmkay."
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"Dude, I asked five different people."
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"- and it's called college. Do you understand? - Sure."
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"I don't want to go to rehab, I haven't even done drugs in weeks."
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"Yeh, you know, I've learned something today."
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"- You mean I'm fired? - Well I guess that's the grown up way to put it, yes."
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"- What do you mean? - Don't you boys know what a Bris is? They're going to circumcise him."
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"Hey Mackee, now we see what you and Homer Simpson have in common. Dope!!"
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"I have to send him away until my parents come to their senses."
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"I have to save my little brother."
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"in the bathroom and got us suspended."
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"Now I feel I can start a new"
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"I can't thank you enough for everything."
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"- What the hell is going on? - Tough love Mr. Mackee, we're taking you to rehab."
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"Oh hell no, I can't bear to see that."
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"- Ok. - Hey, are you going to come to Ike's Bris this weekend?"
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