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Clips from Rick and Morty - Something Ricked This Way Comes (S01E01)

"Um, what -- what are you doing back from Pluto so quick?"
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"Uh... Some people just can't handle the truth."
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"Hey, dad."
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"Nobody's smarter than Rick, but nobody else is my dad."
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"You're a genius at that."
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"Thank you."
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"What say we finish ourselves an eight-planet solar system?"
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"Butter."
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"But..."
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"Quit while you're ahead."
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"And also, knock next time, you know?"
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"I mean, I'm sitting in here, I'm 14 --"
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"I got a computer in here, you know?"
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"I get it. Say no more."
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"I mean, one of these days,"
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"you know, you're gonna end up seeing something."
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"I got it!"
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"Noted. Good night."
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"How's your pretend grandpa doing, aka "the devil"?"
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"Oof. Sorry."
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"Not sure."
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"Because I was always jealous of you hanging out with Morty,"
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"and you didn't realize how much you valued my approval?"
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"- No, that's dumb. - Yeah, not satisfying."
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"If -- if -- if it's satisfaction"
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"you're after, I think I might"
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"have an idea."
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"Uh-huh, totally. Let's do it."
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"♪ but I got such a good heart ♪"
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"♪ 'cause I am right so I gots to win ♪"
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"♪ break bread with the enemy ♪"
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"♪ but no matter how many cats I break bread with ♪"
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"And that's how I took my storefront"
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"into the forefront of the up front."
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"someone else to pay a horrible price."
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"- We did it. - Yeah, bro."
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"We totally worked it."
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"- Yeah. - We just pulled it off."
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"Yeah, bro. Yeah."
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"♪ then we let it pop, don't let it go ♪"
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"Maybe Rick can give you a ride."
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"I've just recently opened for business, mister, um, Goldenfold."
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"You know, it has been lonely since the divorce."
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"And then Jupiter --"
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"I learned that in the third grade."
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"Rhetorical question, Morty."
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"Well, that's retarded."
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"What are you guys talking about?"
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"You asked him if Pluto's a planet, didn't you?"
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"- Shut up, Rick. - Whoa."
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"Planet."
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"A typewriter that generates best-selling murder mysteries"
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"I find this all quite preposterous."
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"You think you're so great, you stupid piece of shit."
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"You work for the devil."
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"Yes, so what if he's the devil, Rick?"
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"I don't know what I can do about"
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"This store curses people."
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"Sure, sure, and why don't we just burn Galileo at"
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"but this is the best weekend I've had since salem."
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"This guy got mysterious"
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"Don't pay for cool stuff with your soul."
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"Should've been our wake-up call."
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"from planet to asteroid to meteor, and finally..."
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"Mr. Needful, out of everything in the store,"
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"I learned from the best, you old fart."
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"Looks like we've"
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"champion in 1936, and then you'll be trapped"
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"and then you'll have some time-traveling mittens."
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"Nope."
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"Everyone knows you don't care."
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"What's up, Pluto?"
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"and surface shrinkage to deep-core Plutonium drilling?"
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"Thanks."
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"Scroopy Noopers, the anti-planet nut job, is your son?"
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"That's what I meant."
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"...Not a planet."
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"Hey!"
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"- Whoo, yeah! - Whoo, excited!"
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"Okay, that's it."
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"Mm."
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"Wow."
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"That's... humbling and flattering, son."
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"You're really playing with fire when you burst in here like that, man."
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"both what we really wanted?"
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"♪ X gonna deliver to ya ♪"
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"♪ that I'll make the mother wonder if he did it ♪"
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"W-w-why?"
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"♪ stay out my way, mother-- ♪"
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"Pluto was a planet."
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"I haven't learned a thing!"
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"Dad, what's your endgame?"
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"Mrs. Tate, is it?"
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"I'm here to pick up my undead cat and child."
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"I just got bored. Everybody out."
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"My very eager mother just served us nine pickles,"
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"You're a genius at being my dad, dad."
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"Stupid mother [beep]."
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"♪ X gonna give it to ya, he gonna give it to ya ♪"
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"♪ first we gonna rock, then we gonna roll ♪"
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"♪ X gonna give it to ya, he gonna give it to ya ♪"
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"I'd rather not, actually."
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"I think I know what the "a" in NASA stands for."
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"Well, for sure me and my dad are."
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"♪ I'll break who you -- ♪"
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"♪ first we gonna rock, then we gonna roll ♪"
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"Stop! Hey!"
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"He dumped me."
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"We're located at First and Main in old town."
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"and these things are just hanging there."
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"This aftershave makes a man quite irresistible to women."
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"So, how much did we make?"
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"Jerry Smith is a scientist from earth,"
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"Oh, my god."
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"Okay, yeah, but I don't think it's about logic, Rick."
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"Oh, I know."
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"Did we learn a lesson here I'm not seeing?"
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"That's right."
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"I'm sorry, mr. Needful."
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"a few people that very much agree with you."
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