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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life (S04E04)

"Dee, this guy is great!"
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"- Well, when do you eat? - I don't."
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"Because when you perform, your nerves make you dry heave,"
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"Now this next lady you all know because she's here almost every night."
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"Let's hope she's got some new jokes this time."
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"Everybody, put your hands together"
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"for Deandra Reynolds!"
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"Howdy, howdy, howdy. How's everybody doing tonight?"
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"I'm one part robot, three parts asshole"."
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"I mean, am I right..."
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"Well, at least it was short and dry this time."
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"Dee, what are you doing to yourself? That is terrible!"
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"Why would you do that?"
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"You gotta take it one step at a time when you want to be an actor."
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"Just climb to the top."
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"What? This is about being an actor?"
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"Why in God's name are you still trying to be an actor?"
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"Okay, we all have our hopes and dreams, Charlie."
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"I'm still trying to act. We just do whatever we need to do."
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"Is it funny? You'd better get ready, guy,"
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"'cause you're next."
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"...for a newcomer here tonight, Mr. Charlie Kelly!"
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"Cheese is funny thing. Cheese is a strange thing."
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"I always wonder, like, "What is cheese? Where does it come...?"
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"Let's talk stigmatas."
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"- What the hell? - Yeah, you in hell, all right!"
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"Know what? My name is Sinbad. This is Sinbad's house!"
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"That's Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20."
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"Sing a song. Shut up!"
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"You the man, huh?"
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"- You gonna punk him like that? - No-no-no!"
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"Stay back, man. No, matter of fact, unleash the fury. Get his shoe!"
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"- What? - Beat his testicles!"
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"Come on. Rob Thomas and Sinbad,"
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"look, I'm pretty confused about what I'm seeing here, I'm in a lot of pain."
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"My bad, I didn't know you was hurting like that. My bad."
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"So I'm just gonna break it down. I introduce myself right. That was wrong."
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"I'll autograph it for you a little later on."
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"And this is Sinbad's house, and you my bitch!"
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"Hey, what's up, Jerome? What you doing?"
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"He keep throwing his shoe. He crazy."
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"Okay, well, let's go. Everybody should be in bed with the lights off."
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"Man, you about to get me jacked up, man. Is that what you're trying to do?"
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"See this? This one you, this one Rob Thomas."
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"Watch your ass, new-meat!"
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"All rightie, then. See you soon. Bye-bye."
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"Yeah, he owns the Philadelphia Soul, the arena football team."
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"I just offered to buy it."
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"and get him to do an acoustic set on my deathbed."
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"Rock stars do the cancer-kid thing all the time."
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"Well, I already got a bald-cap guy and everything."
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"You're just confusing everything."
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"Shut up! Shut your big mouth right now!"
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"I will put my foot down right now."
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"You are not going in there with that cancer thing,"
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"So, Mr. Reynolds, you're interested in buying our arena football team?"
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"with Mr. Von Joni himself."
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"I'm offering $40 million for the team."
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"Well, that is a very generous offer, but, uh,"
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"I must admit I'm a little bit confused about one thing."
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"What's confusing about $40 million? That's a shitload of money."
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"It is, it is."
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"I'm a little confused as to why you've chosen to involve"
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"Well, if I may, I'd like to explain to you why I'm here."
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"Ma'am, I am dying of very terminal cancer,"
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"and I would like to request a private bedside concert"
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"from Mr. Bon Jovi."
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"Now, Sambora's presence is not necessary,"
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"but it would be nice if he was involved. Question:"
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"Is this a laser pointer?"
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"- Yes. - Can I have it?"
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"- I'll give you $60 million for the team. - Frank, Frank? Thank you."
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"I got it. We're talking about cancer."
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"We're onto the cancer thing now,"
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"and that is the way it's gonna go from here."
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"Okay, I'm just gonna throw this out there."
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"I don't think you have cancer."
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"What? What are you talking about?"
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"- your beard hair falls out, too. - Are you sure?"
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"But it was working until you got in with the bullshit numbers."
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"Goddamn it."
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"I have a full head of hair. Not like him."
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"but I have a sneaking suspicion it's pretty good."
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"His eyes."
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"Shine it on his dick. Shine it on his dick."
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"Oh, that's me, that's my phone."
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"Hey, that whole Jovi thing went south,"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"- Who you looking for? - Bill. Who's this?"
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"This is Mac. You got the wrong number."
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"- Oh, my bad. - Yeah, no, it's no problem."
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"Where are you?"
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"I'm in rehab, goddammit!"
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"- so I got to go. - Yeah, no, that's okay."
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"- Yeah, I thought it was some chick. - Who are you talking to?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, no, it's Terry."
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"Terry? What number did he want?"
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"Will you please shut up?!"
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"- giving me shit. - Why are you turned around like that?"
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"- Nice talking to you. - Yeah, call me back."
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"Give me the laser pointer. Just give me the laser pointer."
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"Bro... you wore the battery down."
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"It was expensive. I'm sorry, I want to get my money's worth."
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"Will you please be quiet?!"
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"Hey... hey, you don't know how hard I got it, pal."
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"What?"
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"It's not that tough to be you, Frank."
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"Try walking a mile in my shoes once in a while and then talk to me."
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"and she whispered in my ear,"
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"What the hell you think you doing, man?!"
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"I heard about this shit!"
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"This gonna stop! Take his book, Rob."
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"Whoa, wait, man, what..."
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"Yeah, I heard about that shit. You trying to write "memoirs," erotic shit."
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"You know what? You don't write it, bitch,"
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"- I write it! - What is your problem, Sinbad?"
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"Ain't no Jesus here... except"
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"me, I'm Jesus."
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"What the hell, man?! You stole my thing."
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