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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life (S04E04)

"Rule of the land: bigger. It's my thing now."
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"You know, Rob, know what he got to do with it?"
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"Let's get up out of here, man. Get that, we're gonna read some smut."
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"No, I'm playing!"
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"This is my day, and this is where I come at the end of the day"
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"before I head off to Paddy's."
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"Why do you come to the fountain? The fountain's my thing, Dee."
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"for spys. Okay? So essentialy, Charlie,"
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"you're stealing my dreams, and if you don't mind, I'll go get those dreams back."
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"I mean, that's what I have to go through"
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"You're just pissed off because I pooled it of better than you."
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"You don't pooled it of better than anyone."
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"A bunch of bowlings, kick me out. So I waited to this time of the day,"
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"and come back, and pissed in the fountain."
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"To get back at their kids."
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"- Crazy, crazy... - You can have a good life with..."
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"Isn't Dee and Charlie?"
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"- Hey, guys, what are you doing? - What the hell..."
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"- Charlie and Dee! Dee! - Hey!"
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"- I do it every day. - Hey, I like you haircut, man."
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"- Oh, my God! - You can't tell, uh?!"
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"Oh, I use this fountain for killing powers."
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"were in the rehab center and tried to kill me."
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"And then Rob Thomas, the lead singer of Matchbox 20, was there too."
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"Did it make sense?"
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"No."
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"- Did you, or did you not meet Sinbad? - Yeah, I met Sinbad."
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"Memoires are back. The story with the doush bag,"
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"the public eats that shit."
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"- Okay guys, this is it. - What the hell is this?"
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"It's the rehab center."
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"That's not the rehab center. That's the rehab center."
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"Okay? You have to protect me."
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"- Come on, come on. - You think he will autograph my shirt?"
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"He will autograph your face until it gets bloody."
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"It's like... What is this place, dude?"
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"- I will knock you out. - What the hell is going on here?"
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"So you lied to us, Dennis?"
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"- That's it, I'm calling the cops. - You thought that dude was Sinbad."
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"- That's not Sinbad, dude. - I know that's not Sinbad."
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"Is that a sort of sick fantasy?"
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"Guess what guys, the memoires is dead, again."
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"That wasn't a comedian, that was some dude in green pants."
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"I don't know how all this happened, it all seemed so real."
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"I need to see a doctor."
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"Yeah, I should definitely see a doctor."
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"You were putting the cheese in the rat traps?"
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"I caught you stealing a bunch of coins out of the fountain at Logan Circle."
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"- Why do you have a spy? - To spy the waitress."
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"I wrote a memoirs. Hey, guys, Charlie found my memoirs!"
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"- You wrote a book? - It's more of a tale of redemption"
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"You've got it pretty tough? Your life is pretty hard?"
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"Synchro : Criztian Guest : Sososeries."
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"serve a very specific purpose, all right?"
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"if you didn't have open cans of cat food everywhere."
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"Wake up! Let's go! Time to start the day!"
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"and have actual problems."
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"And then in the morning, they'll come out and find him."
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"It's, like, "Hey, everybody, look at me."
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"Yo, punk."
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"Wake up!"
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"I just don't know what's going on."
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"I own both of y'all."
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"Wait, wait, why would you do that?"
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"Mr. Bovine Joni himself."
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"No, that's chemo, that's chemotherapy right there."
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"- I told you... - I asked a lot of people."
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"- ...not to do the cancer thing. - I asked my bald-cap guy."
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"Not only do I consider it magnificent,"
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"Yo, Bill, what's happening?"
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"- Oh, come on, man... - Shut up! Give it to him."
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"I come every single day to throw money into this thing"
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"- What are you guys doing? - Frank is here to piss in the fountain."
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"No, Dennis, we have to prove, we have to make photos, we have to sign documents."
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"No, it's not a fantasy, I didn't make it up, Sinbad was here, I sware."
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"I can believe you didn't meet Sinbad."
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"Slow down a second, Dennis."
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"You have open cans of pee everywhere!"
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"- Stop yelling. - I'm not an idiot!"
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"You're gonna hang out at the rehab facility for a couple a days"
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"Big time! But I want to do business"
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"I'm talking to Bill."
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"- And anyway, so... - No, no, no, I'm not Bill, I'm Terry."
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"Because like most comedians, Sinbad is very angry on the inside."
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"What is so difficult about your life?"
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"If you guys really want to do the stigmata thing..."
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"Well, this is where they drop me after you guys drop me off."
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"- I'm Jesus. - What the hell, man?!"
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"We told you to not come back here, freak!"
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"taut, nubile, proud."
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"We gotta figure out how to get you into rehab."
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"- And I'm gonna show you... - Everything okay in here?"
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"Well, how am I supposed to use it now? 'Cause you... jerk."
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"No, I didn't lie. I sware to God, it was all real, Sinbad was here, I swear."
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"what's your problem?"."
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"Hey, Dennis! What's up buddy, come here!"
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"So I don't go to a therapist. I just go to bars."
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"Oh, I'm not feeling good at all."
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"because, every time you're involved, you get all excited about something,"
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"- This is cat food, Charlie. - Dee, I can explain it, all right?"
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"Okay, good work, Frank."
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"Yeah, you know who that is, huh?"
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"Relax."
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"the Million Little Pieces guy, do you?"
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"Deep wounds."
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"Yo, punk, wake up, punk."
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"- I'm a huge Sinbad fan. I've all his... - Sinbad is not the man that..."
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"I hope he's writting something on a windbreaker."
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"Plus, it's very good for my skins. But that's not the point right now."
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"Wake up! Yeah, you in hell, all right!"
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"Your memoirs?"
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"and I was going to unleash them on the world in a fiery blaze of eroticism."
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"I'm sorry, Dee, but my "outfits," as you like to call them,"
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"Shut up! Man, I'll poke your eye out!"
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"There's nothing confusing about it, Frank. It's very..."
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"For the record, when you go through chemo,"
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"Sorry about that, Terry. Anyway, this cat people..."
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"- What's that? - I got some dick in a movie theater"
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"I'll talk to you afterwards. Bye."
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"'Dude, your balls totally rule'"."
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