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Clips from The Office - Dwight Christmas (S09E09)

"I'm having second thoughts"
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"I am leaving early today for Philly,"
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"Philadelphia."
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"and adelph, meaning "Adolf.""
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""The city that loves Adolf.""
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"And don't wear the blue striped shirt."
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"Merry Christmas, everyone!"
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"but I think we all know what that's code for."
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"I didn't realize how many of Angela's opinions I agreed with,"
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"for sleeping with her husband."
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"She makes a lot of very sound points."
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"We're out there"
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"As in the mini version of regular cupcakes,"
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"enjoy some hasenpfeffer."
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"We're definitely doing that. Are we all in agreement?"
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"the authentic Pennsylvania Dutch Christmas?"
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"I think it was someone really popular."
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"This is me and my family"
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"in 1982 on the farm."
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"He doesn't come back for Christmas anymore."
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"Now."
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"No."
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"- Common mistake. - No, it's not."
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"Nerd!"
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"My brother dared me to memorize it,"
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"You don't like flying, do you?"
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"He said he was gonna take me with him,"
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"but that was two months ago."
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"And I haven't heard anything since."
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"I mean, he said that, right?"
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"The Scranton strangler. George Howard Skub."
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"See you next Christmas."
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"I could, sure. Have a seat."
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"and we did not get where we are"
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"Yes. Phyllis!"
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"The party planning committee, minus Angela,"
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"Uh-oh."
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"Best Christmas ever."
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"- You're welcome. - Thank you."
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"Ugh. What is this stuff, lava?"
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"through the birth canal when I was born."
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"- Enjoy. - What is it?"
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"Hog maw. That's a beauty, isn't it?"
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"until after you try it."
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"that a candy cane represents a shepherd's crook,"
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"Is someone on the roof?"
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"- After that--" - Eh. That wasn't the line."
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"and introspective."
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"Hey. Everything okay?"
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"they'll waste hours trying to negotiate--""
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"That makes much more sense."
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"No. No more talking."
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"It's movie time."
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"Dwight said it's "hog maw.""
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"What is maw?"
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"Judgment is nigh,"
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"for the Belsnickel ist I!"
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"Yes, he is finally nigh."
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"Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! Ohh... too much strudel."
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"the way they fear Belsnickel."
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"- And the fear. - Yes, exactly!"
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"- Ah. - Wow."
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"Oh, come on."
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"Like when you say something to a buddy,"
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"or admirable."
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"No, impish or admirable."
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"Quick question-- do you just decide"
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"- Did you check that list? - Of course I checked it."
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"Damn."
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"I judge your year as..."
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"There you are."
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"- I'd rather have the bowl. - You can't have the bowl!"
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"Oscar Martinez,"
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"Ooh."
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"but I attribute that more to rhyming difficulties."
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"It was about a fickle pickle salesman"
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"- Okay? - But you work tomorrow."
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"But we were gonna break the pig rib."
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"Wait, wait, wait, wait!"
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"I judge your year as impish."
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"- I judge you impish! - Ow! Ow!"
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"Just-- just-- hey!"
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"God."
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"Okay, sorry, sorry."
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"Belsnickel isn't real. It's me, Dwight!"
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"and I dipped into my stash of eggnog."
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"when Jimmy Stewart realizes that all those people"
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"and he was the real hero."
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"Oh, it sounds like the party's"
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"- starting up out there. - Yeah."
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"So anyway, the entire jury wants me to vote guilty."
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"and forget everything you thought you knew"
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"about fingerprinting."
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"Boo!"
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"Well, that didn't have anything to do with you."
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"I don't care. Guess how much I care"
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"Hey, what's--"
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"I'm still Andy's girlfriend."
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"Dwight, want me to get you some eggnog?"
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"Shh. Let's not speak of that."
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"The pig rib."
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"We could totally break the pig rib!"
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"I'm gonna dig it out of the trash."
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"Jim got the bigger half."
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"Ooh, nog it. Let me get some nog."
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"I talked to the guys about hiring you."
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"Thank you, sir."
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"no, that doesn't add up."
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"- It was one quarter and-- - Shh."
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"What? I was just explaining--"
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"- But why? - No... more... talking."
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"I'm sure it's fine. It's a blue shirt."
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"Well, yeah, but I'm wondering if it's too blue."
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"Like, am I making a statement with the blueness?"
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"because tomorrow is the first day of my new job."
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"So I figure I'd get in at 5:00,"
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"check into a hotel at about 6:00"
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"so I can get a real good night"
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"of restless sleep and nervous puking."
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"Uh, excuse me. Trying to get work done."
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