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Clips from Frasier - Can't Buy Me Love (S01E01)

"they get into that know-it-all stage."
Frasier
"- You think they'll never grow out of it. - Eventually they do."
Frasier
"Hello? Oh, Daphne. How was your evening?"
Frasier
"No way!"
Frasier
"♪ Hey, baby, I hear the blues a-calling Tossed salads and scrambled eggs"
Frasier
"♪ And maybe I seen a bit confused Well, maybe...but I got you pegged!"
Frasier
"♪ But I don't know what to do with those Tossed salads and scrambled eggs"
Frasier
"♪ They're calling again ♪"
Frasier
"The lines are open."
Frasier
"Hello, Bulldog."
Frasier
"Why doesn't she fly instead?"
Frasier
"A buddy of mine is running the Widows and Orphans Fund benefit,"
Frasier
"and he needs some local celebrities for his bachelor auction."
Frasier
"All right, I'll do it."
Frasier
"- You won't forget to ask Bulldog? - I'll leave a note on his hydrant."
Frasier
"- It'll never happen. - Thank you, Dad."
Frasier
"How was it?"
Frasier
"Stay!"
Frasier
"- That's me. - I really appreciate this."
Frasier
"How about Friday?"
Frasier
"- Sounds great. See you then. - Bye."
Frasier
"I opened at $100. Who knew that would be the only bid?"
Frasier
"The phone's right there."
Frasier
"They're coming, Eddie!"
Frasier
"Lobster Newburg?"
Frasier
"- You don't care much for your mother? - Well, duh (!)"
Frasier
"- Like you care (!) - I do care about the gomers."
Frasier
"Tony? He's on the road with Whitesnake all the time."
Frasier
"You are a naughty boy. Don't go getting any ideas."
Frasier
"Just because you look stupid doesn't mean you have to act stupid!"
Frasier
"You don't leave your daughter on some street corner"
Frasier
"Child development is not my thing. My specialty is adult relations."
Frasier
"You won't be having any of those tonight."
Frasier
"- You would have, half an hour ago. - What are you doing still up?"
Frasier
"(Phone)"
Frasier
"♪ Oh, my!"
Frasier
"Chuck, I'm sorry I offended you."
Frasier
"Mmm... Uh-uh..."
Frasier
"Good night, Seattle, we love you!"
Frasier
"Now, why don't you put your skirt back on and do some dishes?"
Frasier
"(Doorbell)"
Frasier
"(Auctioneer) Sold! To that determined lady in the back row for $500!"
Frasier
"You... bought me?"
Frasier
"Tosh! Civilisation won't progress"
Frasier
"He won't hurt a woman."
Frasier
"Cos this is the first night I've been out in a year."
Frasier
"You haven't spoken to me except to ask for more Cheetos!"
Frasier
"She's riding the rails as we speak."
Frasier
"Kristina Harper. I just bought you."
Frasier
"I may surprise you. I probably am more "with it" than you think I am."
Frasier
"Oh, dear... This is not good, not good at all."
Frasier
"My God! Daphne, why?"
Frasier
"- The Giants. - No."
Frasier
"- Bulldog? - Oh, well, you know..."
Frasier
"Who's your pick for the Giants/Saints game this weekend?"
Frasier
"Thank you, no."
Frasier
"In that case, corn nut to rook 7."
Frasier
"She eats nothing. She's a total diet freak."
Frasier
"Oh, well, look what we have here. Will one tube suffice?"
Frasier
"(Car horn blares)"
Frasier
"Oh, there's the elevator. See you later."
Frasier
"(Klaxon honks)"
Frasier
"Yeah, we got a band."
Frasier
"Yeah, isn't it great!"
Frasier
"(Women shout)"
Frasier
"You're not the one jumping into the Rottweiler pit carrying a pork chop."
Frasier
"T.J., Marty Crane!"
Frasier
"They're like sharks in a feeding frenzy."
Frasier
"OK. You're here now."
Frasier
"Well, bottoms up!"
Frasier
"Thank you for helping me out. Now roll out that trolley. I'm starved."
Frasier
"I think she likes me."
Frasier
"But I thought we had a date."
Frasier
"Do you see anything there, hmm?"
Frasier
"Don't go!"
Frasier
"I'm still hoping."
Frasier