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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - Thank You and Good Night (S01E01)

"What do I care? Come back whenever you want."
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"Mr. Persistency."
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"This is what Midge wanted."
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"Yes?"
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"Okay."
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"I think that's what we're looking at, yes."
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"might be getting back together."
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"After what you put your mother and me through,"
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"you have the nerve to come in here and tell me"
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"- I... - She's not speaking to me."
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"- "No" what? - No, I forbid it."
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"It's been like a typhoon."
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"You have ruined everybody's life"
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"I really am. I-I didn't mean for any of this to happen."
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"I didn't mean to upset your lives."
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"Ugh."
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"I miss being married."
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"I miss having someone to laugh with,"
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"someone next to me at night."
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"Goddamn it! Goddamn it! I'm fine."
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"People change."
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"She smoked cigarettes."
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"But I still love her."
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"If he loves you..."
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"Just, please..."
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"- Okay. - Because if I come home"
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"Wow. This place ever new?"
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"I think that was Imogene passing out somewhere."
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"like Winston Churchill every day."
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"Walk of shame."
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"Not true. There are French whores"
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""Did you hear what Midge did to...""
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"Hey."
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"It's just... I just..."
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"I quit."
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"- Hey, Lenny. - It's you?"
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"I'm sorry. They wouldn't let me in without paying."
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"Sophie Lennon's a hack."
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"She's the comic who took down Lennon."
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"Amanda Gleason is a terrible name."
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"I need you to do a show at the Gaslight."
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"I don't do basket houses anymore."
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"I wear big boy pants now."
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"All hail the Upper West Side."
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"* Hava neranena, hava neranena *"
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"* Uru achim belev sameach *"
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"I have some family in Ottawa, but..."
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"Holy shit, who the hell are these people?"
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"Chorus boys. Dancers."
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"so I hired some chorus boys from Pajama Game to come and dance."
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"I'm sorry. You hired ringers to dance at our wedding?"
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"Yes."
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"All right, ankle."
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"Blue, green... green?"
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"Not green. Did green. Felt green."
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"I'd love to."
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"- Oh. - It's night right now."
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"Hey. Whoa."
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"Seriously, the amount of time it takes you to get anywhere..."
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"I need you to be great tonight."
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"that everything in the world depends on how great"
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"I thought I wasn't allowed back here. - You're not."
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"- I'm not. - Then what the hell is going..."
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"Hello, Amanda Gleason."
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"I am doing what is unheard of in this business."
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"It's called a very nice thing."
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"Oh, well, then, thank you."
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"It's coming off. It's coming off."
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"I am not introducing you as Amanda Gleason."
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"- I... - Sure you are."
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"Lots of perverted sex acts."
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"I'll have skinned knees for a month."
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"Okay, ladies and gentlemen,"
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"Welcome to the stage, Lenny Bruce!"
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"but Stalin would be very proud."
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"I think she's going to be very big"
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"and she's a hell of a lot easier on the eyes than I am."
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"Susie..."
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"to see Lenny Bruce, and instead, you have to listen to me"
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"for a while."
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"So, let's see, what can I talk about?"
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"Going through a pretty dull time in my life."
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"for his teenage secretary."
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"Actually, just for the underwear."
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"Anyhow, Lolita found out and, boy, was she steamed."
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"She thought that was mean."
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"After all, she has a teddy bear he won for her at Coney Island."
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"All I've got is a wedding ring"
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"and two kids who called him "Daddy.""
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"I mean, she had to..."
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"Pretty low bar. But pretty high vagina."
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"on its short list for job openings."
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"and starts yelling at me."
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"And after a while, I start yelling back."
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"And she says, "I was there second,""
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"and she says, "Do you want to buy some Girl Scout cookies?""
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"And I say, "Do you have vanilla creams?""
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"I just assumed I had that right."
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"Get married, then give it up. I got to write that down."
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"Anyhow, my point is, with the ring came the sex."
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"Something you know is yours."
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"Did I relinquish my rights when he walked out the door?"
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"Hey."
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"- without paying? - So, this is you, huh?"
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"You got her into this, right?"
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"Got her to go up there like that?"
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"I know I find you completely ridiculous."
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"That's the mother of my children up there"
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"Oh, buddy, I know so much more than you think."
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"- Oh, yeah? - Yeah."
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"What do you know about having a family?"
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"Nothing! And thank God."
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"'Cause if I had to go home to you, I'd set the house on fire."
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"- Fuck you! - No, fuck you, Sal Mineo!"
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"Get the hell away from me."
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"sitting at some loser bar every night"
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""I used to be married to her, but I fucking blew it!""
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"And how come men seem to get a completely different"
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"- set of rules to follow? - Hey!"
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"Oh, sir, I'm Jewish."
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