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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - Thank You and Good Night (S01E01)

"Women aren't funny."
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"Oh, who told you?"
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"What can I say? All the good men are taken, ladies."
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"Uptown or downtown, boys? Where are we goin'?"
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"Hey, get out of here!"
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"Keep walking."
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"She's good."
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"But if we didn't have our husbands,"
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"what would we have to talk about? -"
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"That's it for me."
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"My name is Mrs. Maisel."
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"Thank you and good night!"
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"* He was my song *"
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"* I held a dandelion *"
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"* That said the time had come *"
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"* When summer burned the earth again *"
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"* Oh *"
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"* Cultivate the freshest flower. *"
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"* About you... *"
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"We are fucked."
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"for a week. That's how fucked we are."
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"We're so fucked, fucked people will point at us and say,"
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"- We had a plan. - A good plan."
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"- You had a tight ten. - Yes, I know."
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"- with the kid thing... - And then your..."
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"Hey, the glass is empty."
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"Just depends on how you look at it."
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"I'm looking at it with my eyes. It's fucking empty."
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"Hey! My friend's glass is empty."
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"Hi, Susie. New hat?"
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"I don't have any money, Tracy."
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"Rats. Hey, I saw you."
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"Do you mind, Tracy? We're having a funeral here."
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"Relax, Susie. I just wanted to say I dug you."
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"Thank you."
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"Susie, you got five bucks?"
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"As of tonight, I got nothing,"
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"Last one."
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"Yeah, just try it."
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"It plays over and over in my head."
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"- Maybe he didn't mean it. - Mmm. He meant it."
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"He bared his teeth. I didn't even know he still had teeth."
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"- Could've been false teeth. - They looked real."
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"Aw, shit, we were so close."
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""Fuck you, Sophie, put that on your plate.""
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"It's brilliant."
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"* You'll be doin' all right... *"
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"It was funny, right?"
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"Yeah. It was really funny."
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"* Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh. *"
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"when you're done with your call. - Okay."
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"Hold on."
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"Your fault."
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"- What's my fault? - Too much drinking."
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"'cause the vertical made me want to throw up."
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"- Don't throw up. - I might throw up."
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"- You can't throw up. - I'll probably throw up."
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"If I hear you throw up, I'm gonna throw up,"
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"- Close what door? - The bathroom door."
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"Although you might when you hear this."
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"- Hear what? - Well, apparently,"
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"there were some members of the press there last night."
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"No... - "A career suicide set takes down an icon."
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""Newcomer Amanda Gleason, don't bother learning the name,"
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""mysteriously decides to skewer an American treasure,"
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"Who invited them?"
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"- I did. - Why?"
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"'Cause I had no idea it was seppuku night at the Gaslight."
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""In a vicious, often hilarious,"
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"did Lennon steal Gleason's boyfriend?" The Daily News."
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"Well, he said "hilarious.""
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"Did you hear all the other words around "hilarious"?"
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"- I did, but still... - The Post."
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""Put that on your plate.""
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"So? - So, underneath, there's a picture"
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"of your head on a plate and there's a fork in your head."
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"My picture? - Well, it's fuzzy, but they put the words"
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""Amanda Gleason's head""
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"underneath to help with any confusion."
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"Are you at all getting the theme here?"
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"Yes, but... - The Mirror. "The tradition of honor"
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""amongst thieves was tossed out the window last night"
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"crude, sharp-witted attack of homespun hero Sophie Lennon.""
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"Okay, but they did say I was..."
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""It reminds you of the power"
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""Hope she has a lawyer."
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"I'm Jewish, shmuck."
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"Yeah."
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"There's a lot of Gleasons in the ghetto."
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"we still have those two shit gigs I got you"
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"So, you do those gigs."
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"If you do well, you'll get two more shit gigs."
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"And then those two shit gigs become four shit gigs."
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"Susie?"
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"Susie? Are you there?"
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"Where was I? - Four shit gigs became six shit gigs."
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"Yes. Eventually, people will forget what happened,"
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"I have my son's birthday party today."
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"Ah, see, you already got another shit gig."
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"- Bye. - Mm."
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"in nine additional countries outside the Iron Curtain."
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"of our day-to-day living."
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"...I would like to say this: confidence, by itself..."
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"Morning, Papa."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Morning, Mama."
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"There's eggs. We leave at noon."
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"This was all different yesterday, right?"
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"And so's your mother."
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"I did it just like you told me."
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"Well, if you didn't have Randy laying on your lap,"
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"Oh, Imogene, we need to"
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"- get you in a bowling league. - Hi, Joel."
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"Are you psychologically scarring our children?"
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"But, since they're going to get married,"
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"they will have suffered the same trauma"
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"and will understand each other's nightmares completely."
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"instead of our house."
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"My pleasure, Archie."
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"- Someone took the doll? - Find the doll. Find the doll."
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