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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - Thank You and Good Night (S01E01)

"and take the freight elevator back down."
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"You should try out for the Yankees."
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"Where are your socks? What'd you do with your socks?"
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"Okay, okay, calm down. I'm going."
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"No, no cheese."
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"- Hey. - What?"
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"My goodness, the coffee smells especially amazing today."
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"Yes. I stand by my previous statement."
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"I had a dream I was on a safari,"
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"and there was no place for me to get my hair done."
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"and a lion chased me and ate my purse."
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"Like what?"
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"Good morning, Mr. Weissman."
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"in the dining room, Zelda."
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"Will you be joining Mrs. Weissman?"
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"- for pilot goggles..." - Yada, yada, yada."
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"We swoop in with a lowball offer that they will jump at!"
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"There will be lots of figures, lots of fireworks."
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"and as they all start to read,"
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"I don't think Don should wear his grey suit."
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"It makes him look tubby."
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"He's been in a good mood all day."
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"It's not a done deal yet, but it looks like maybe Midge and I"
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"She's obsessed with my every move."
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"Please, let me tell her."
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"Hey, what's funnier, corned beef or pastrami?"
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"Thank you!"
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"I think maybe he could be the one."
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"Oh, dear."
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"Depends on how far you have to walk."
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"My wedding had a Russian winter wonderland theme."
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"Doctor Zhivago is a book. Don't make us look stupid."
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"What are you doing tonight, Midge?"
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"- Oh, I have plans. - Hmm."
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"It is. It is something wonderful."
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"That's good. Because tonight,"
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"everyone should do something wonderful."
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"Ho, ho, ho."
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"* And sing this sleighing song *"
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"Four sailors stuck licking the lamp post."
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"Jesus, how long are we gonna be sitting here?"
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"When you said "shit gig," this is exactly what I pictured."
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"Now, remember, the audience out there will be terrible."
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"horny and in no mood to laugh."
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"There's pretty much no chance you're gonna win them over,"
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"'cause there's a lot of tits to look at in here."
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"I'm sorry, was that the end of the pep talk?"
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"Okay. - I'm just gonna say it, because I want you to hear it,"
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"and we spend time together"
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"But I don't want you to be surprised"
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"I told you. You know it."
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"I just thought I should tell you in case it came up..."
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"In case what?"
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"Strippers got managers now?"
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"Why?"
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"Harry fucking Drake."
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"Are you kidding? How did he even know"
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"about this stupid gig?"
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"- Oh, I told him. - Why?"
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"he's probably gonna cost us the other loser gig, also."
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"Okay."
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"So what do we do now?"
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"Cunt."
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"I'll swim out of here, like a fish."
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"- What's he doing here? - Fuck if I'm gonna ask."
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"I'll slink out of here, like a snake."
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"Like a snake, like a snake."
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"Why? - Word is she's persona non grata."
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"when the same whore gave us both the clap."
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"of the Gaslight."
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"Look, Harry is a legendary drunk."
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"Did you do that?"
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"- She's a comic I'm managing. - Well, see if you can"
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"Don't let her use the john. Nothing. You got it?"
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"You'd feel different if you'd heard her act."
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"What does that mean?"
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"Let him put the lineups together."
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"- Then what am I supposed to do? - Run the door."
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"We're clear. I'm leaving."
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"It's nice seeing you."
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"Don't make me come down here again."
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"- Snake. - Snake,"
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"snake, snake, snake."
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"Snake."
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"- Happy holidays. - Merry Christmas."
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"To Charles Boyer!"
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"It's a book."
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"Always with the books, geez."
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"* Give every reindeer a hug and a squeeze *"
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"* I'll be good, as good can be *"
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"* Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom. *"
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"Congratulations, mademoiselle."
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"Penny."
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"I know you're working because Joel said you worked"
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"I went to Bendel's, even though I thought,"
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""She wouldn't shop at Bendel's,""
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"but it's not really about"
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"But I decided, "No, I'll give it one more try.""
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"And I came here, and here you are."
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"I know that you spent the night together."
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"And I think that's rotten. It's mean"
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"Wow. Where's a fainting couch when you need one?"
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"Other words that basically amount to "we broke up"?"
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"The stress of everything made his fingers swell."
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"That's what I went to seven different"
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"You are a tramp!"
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"What do you do?"
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"Oh, yeah. Singles okay?"
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"How'd you get Imogene to let you come out with me tonight?"
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"I explained this is a big deal for you."
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"You needed your second by your side."
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"Hi, there."
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"Okay. Hey, that is a great blouse."
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"That usually works."
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"Hi."
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"I'm a comedian. I'd like a slot tonight."
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"Sorry, pal. All full."
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"Just gave the last one to that guy or that guy."
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"and I am going to get back up on that stage."
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"Cue the orchestra."
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