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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - Thank You and Good Night (S01E01)

TV Series 2017–2023 Season 1, Episode 8 60 min ★ 8.6/10 (161,348 ratings) 1,430 clips
Drama Comedy
Cast
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and take the freight elevator back down.
"and take the freight elevator back down."
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You should try out for the Yankees.
"You should try out for the Yankees."
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Where are your socks? What'd you do with your socks?
"Where are your socks? What'd you do with your socks?"
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Okay, okay, calm down. I'm going.
"Okay, okay, calm down. I'm going."
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No, no cheese.
"No, no cheese."
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- Hey. - What?
"- Hey. - What?"
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My goodness, the coffee smells especially amazing today.
"My goodness, the coffee smells especially amazing today."
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Yes. I stand by my previous statement.
"Yes. I stand by my previous statement."
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I had a dream I was on a safari,
"I had a dream I was on a safari,"
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and there was no place for me to get my hair done.
"and there was no place for me to get my hair done."
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and a lion chased me and ate my purse.
"and a lion chased me and ate my purse."
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Like what?
"Like what?"
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Good morning, Mr. Weissman.
"Good morning, Mr. Weissman."
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in the dining room, Zelda.
"in the dining room, Zelda."
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Will you be joining Mrs. Weissman?
"Will you be joining Mrs. Weissman?"
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- for pilot goggles..." - Yada, yada, yada.
"- for pilot goggles..." - Yada, yada, yada."
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We swoop in with a lowball offer that they will jump at!
"We swoop in with a lowball offer that they will jump at!"
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There will be lots of figures, lots of fireworks.
"There will be lots of figures, lots of fireworks."
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and as they all start to read,
"and as they all start to read,"
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I don't think Don should wear his grey suit.
"I don't think Don should wear his grey suit."
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It makes him look tubby.
"It makes him look tubby."
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He's been in a good mood all day.
"He's been in a good mood all day."
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It's not a done deal yet, but it looks like maybe Midge and I
"It's not a done deal yet, but it looks like maybe Midge and I"
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She's obsessed with my every move.
"She's obsessed with my every move."
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Please, let me tell her.
"Please, let me tell her."
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Hey, what's funnier, corned beef or pastrami?
"Hey, what's funnier, corned beef or pastrami?"
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Thank you!
"Thank you!"
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I think maybe he could be the one.
"I think maybe he could be the one."
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Oh, dear.
"Oh, dear."
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Depends on how far you have to walk.
"Depends on how far you have to walk."
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My wedding had a Russian winter wonderland theme.
"My wedding had a Russian winter wonderland theme."
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Doctor Zhivago is a book. Don't make us look stupid.
"Doctor Zhivago is a book. Don't make us look stupid."
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What are you doing tonight, Midge?
"What are you doing tonight, Midge?"
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- Oh, I have plans. - Hmm.
"- Oh, I have plans. - Hmm."
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It is. It is something wonderful.
"It is. It is something wonderful."
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That's good. Because tonight,
"That's good. Because tonight,"
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everyone should do something wonderful.
"everyone should do something wonderful."
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Ho, ho, ho.
"Ho, ho, ho."
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* And sing this sleighing song *
"* And sing this sleighing song *"
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Four sailors stuck licking the lamp post.
"Four sailors stuck licking the lamp post."
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Jesus, how long are we gonna be sitting here?
"Jesus, how long are we gonna be sitting here?"
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When you said "shit gig," this is exactly what I pictured.
"When you said "shit gig," this is exactly what I pictured."
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Now, remember, the audience out there will be terrible.
"Now, remember, the audience out there will be terrible."
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horny and in no mood to laugh.
"horny and in no mood to laugh."
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There's pretty much no chance you're gonna win them over,
"There's pretty much no chance you're gonna win them over,"
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'cause there's a lot of tits to look at in here.
"'cause there's a lot of tits to look at in here."
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I'm sorry, was that the end of the pep talk?
"I'm sorry, was that the end of the pep talk?"
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Okay. - I'm just gonna say it, because I want you to hear it,
"Okay. - I'm just gonna say it, because I want you to hear it,"
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and we spend time together
"and we spend time together"
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But I don't want you to be surprised
"But I don't want you to be surprised"
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I told you. You know it.
"I told you. You know it."
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I just thought I should tell you in case it came up...
"I just thought I should tell you in case it came up..."
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In case what?
"In case what?"
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Strippers got managers now?
"Strippers got managers now?"
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Why?
"Why?"
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Harry fucking Drake.
"Harry fucking Drake."
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Are you kidding? How did he even know
"Are you kidding? How did he even know"
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about this stupid gig?
"about this stupid gig?"
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- Oh, I told him. - Why?
"- Oh, I told him. - Why?"
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he's probably gonna cost us the other loser gig, also.
"he's probably gonna cost us the other loser gig, also."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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So what do we do now?
"So what do we do now?"
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Cunt.
"Cunt."
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I'll swim out of here, like a fish.
"I'll swim out of here, like a fish."
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- What's he doing here? - Fuck if I'm gonna ask.
"- What's he doing here? - Fuck if I'm gonna ask."
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I'll slink out of here, like a snake.
"I'll slink out of here, like a snake."
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Like a snake, like a snake.
"Like a snake, like a snake."
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Why? - Word is she's persona non grata.
"Why? - Word is she's persona non grata."
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when the same whore gave us both the clap.
"when the same whore gave us both the clap."
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of the Gaslight.
"of the Gaslight."
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Look, Harry is a legendary drunk.
"Look, Harry is a legendary drunk."
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Did you do that?
"Did you do that?"
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- She's a comic I'm managing. - Well, see if you can
"- She's a comic I'm managing. - Well, see if you can"
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Don't let her use the john. Nothing. You got it?
"Don't let her use the john. Nothing. You got it?"
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You'd feel different if you'd heard her act.
"You'd feel different if you'd heard her act."
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What does that mean?
"What does that mean?"
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Let him put the lineups together.
"Let him put the lineups together."
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- Then what am I supposed to do? - Run the door.
"- Then what am I supposed to do? - Run the door."
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We're clear. I'm leaving.
"We're clear. I'm leaving."
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It's nice seeing you.
"It's nice seeing you."
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Don't make me come down here again.
"Don't make me come down here again."
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- Snake. - Snake,
"- Snake. - Snake,"
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snake, snake, snake.
"snake, snake, snake."
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Snake.
"Snake."
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- Happy holidays. - Merry Christmas.
"- Happy holidays. - Merry Christmas."
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To Charles Boyer!
"To Charles Boyer!"
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It's a book.
"It's a book."
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Always with the books, geez.
"Always with the books, geez."
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* Give every reindeer a hug and a squeeze *
"* Give every reindeer a hug and a squeeze *"
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* I'll be good, as good can be *
"* I'll be good, as good can be *"
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* Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom. *
"* Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom. *"
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Congratulations, mademoiselle.
"Congratulations, mademoiselle."
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Penny.
"Penny."
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I know you're working because Joel said you worked
"I know you're working because Joel said you worked"
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I went to Bendel's, even though I thought,
"I went to Bendel's, even though I thought,"
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"She wouldn't shop at Bendel's,"
""She wouldn't shop at Bendel's,""
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but it's not really about
"but it's not really about"
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But I decided, "No, I'll give it one more try."
"But I decided, "No, I'll give it one more try.""
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And I came here, and here you are.
"And I came here, and here you are."
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I know that you spent the night together.
"I know that you spent the night together."
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And I think that's rotten. It's mean
"And I think that's rotten. It's mean"
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Wow. Where's a fainting couch when you need one?
"Wow. Where's a fainting couch when you need one?"
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Other words that basically amount to "we broke up"?
"Other words that basically amount to "we broke up"?"
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The stress of everything made his fingers swell.
"The stress of everything made his fingers swell."
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That's what I went to seven different
"That's what I went to seven different"
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You are a tramp!
"You are a tramp!"
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What do you do?
"What do you do?"
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Oh, yeah. Singles okay?
"Oh, yeah. Singles okay?"
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How'd you get Imogene to let you come out with me tonight?
"How'd you get Imogene to let you come out with me tonight?"
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I explained this is a big deal for you.
"I explained this is a big deal for you."
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You needed your second by your side.
"You needed your second by your side."
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Hi, there.
"Hi, there."
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Okay. Hey, that is a great blouse.
"Okay. Hey, that is a great blouse."
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That usually works.
"That usually works."
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Hi.
"Hi."
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I'm a comedian. I'd like a slot tonight.
"I'm a comedian. I'd like a slot tonight."
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Sorry, pal. All full.
"Sorry, pal. All full."
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Just gave the last one to that guy or that guy.
"Just gave the last one to that guy or that guy."
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and I am going to get back up on that stage.
"and I am going to get back up on that stage."
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Cue the orchestra.
"Cue the orchestra."
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