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Clips from The Mighty Boosh - Fountain of Youth (S02E02)

"You're technically a midget. I'm sorry to break it to you."
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"Give our master some space, you pig dogs."
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"-Nice shorts. -I'm not happy about this, you know."
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"Erm..."
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"Pleased to meet you."
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"Wow, thanks a lot."
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"Ow!"
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"♪ I love the Chosen One"
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"-You fold his clothes, peel his grapes. -Yeah."
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"(WHISPERING)"
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"Tell you what, this Edgar Winter sun cream, it's incredible."
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"Have you ever thought of investing in a watch?"
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"(HUMMING SOFTLY)"
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"♪ I love him in the night"
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"I don't believe this. They've been going through my stuff again."
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"-I don't know. -Have you been yapping off again?"
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"Oh, yes. Pepo!"
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"♪ Loving him is fun, fun, fun"
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"Hey, they're coming, boss."
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"I'll be back to varnish you later, you little pine tart."
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"I need you to perform a task of unimaginable danger."
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"-What about Naboo? -He 406."
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"-He has different secret. -Oh, yeah?"
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"Tell you, this Factor 3000 is genius."
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"I need to be pale. It's part of my look. I'm the Shoreditch vampire."
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"♪ Shooting star, look at you"
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"(RUSTLING)"
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"♪ I love the Chosen One"
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"♪ I love him with my heart"
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"♪ A chilli chowder"
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"Shut up, walnut face."
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"-And you are made of sandpaper. -And?"
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"Take this. It is a sacred amulet."
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"I've got sensitive skin, okay. Do you remember why we came here?"
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"Come on, they're just kneeling down to make you look taller."
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"Yeah, right. You didn't quite realise who you were messing with, did you?"
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"With an army of green bitches marching and destroying everything in their cockney wake."
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"Good luck, my lovely lady lumps. Bye."
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"No!"
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"Shit, I've got to pick up the kids."
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"-Oh, no! -What?"
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"How dare you speak in the presence of the Chosen One!"
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"-I've always felt like I might be the Chosen One. -What?"
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"No, no, he is the Chosen One. Good luck."
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"-They go over your hands. -Oh."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"-Paper comes from wood. -What?"
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"Apples and pears and various other fruit."
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"♪ Get out of the way I can't see nothin'"
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"You've got no charm or charisma."
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"-Yeah, right. You and whose army? -Me and my army."
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"George, Gracie."
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"♪ I love the Chosen One"
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"Oh, this is bad! God!"
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"That's just the beginning. I plan to sand you down to a pulp, cowboy."
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"There's nothing to you. You're just violence in a tool belt."
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"-Oi, Vince, is that your dad? -No!"
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"''To find the Fountain of Youth you must first reach the Desert of Nightmares.''"
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"It is written that the Chosen One must destroy the evil sand beast"
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"-What time is it? -It's 4:00."
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"♪ I think that he is number one"
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"Hand sheaths."
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"Bravissimo! Remarkable!"
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"Can I have some space? I'm getting a bit claustra."
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"Where are we going to get those from? The local Dixons?"
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"What a berk."
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"♪ We love the Chosen One"
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"-You should have the amulet. -Yes. How?"
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"I am evil tree."
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"-Root booster. -Seaweed."
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"and form a band with younger people."
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"(TREE SCREAMING)"
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"Exactly. People love that about you, you know. You know what people call you?"
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"(SINGING)"
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"Well, you've always been more mature than me, you know."
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"-It's not working. -What do you mean it's not working?"
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"-Can't you get any closer? -I'm trying, boss."
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"That's enough music for tonight."
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"I had a strange feeling in the pit of my stomach this morning when I woke up."
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"(MOANING)"
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"Don't you worry about it, boy. I've got one last trick up my Lambeth sleeve."
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"Oh, great. I'm going to burn up."
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"Ah! Many a vain man has come searching for the Fountain of Youth."
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"(CREAKING)"
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"This is all me."
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"-And you have access to his tent? -I do."
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"Someone stole the amulet last night while I was asleep."
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"-Pepo, come over here. -All right, Pepo?"
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"-Could you sign this for my wife? -Yeah."
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"God, it hurts so good."
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"Halt! What brings you to the Desert of Nightmares?"
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"Saturn, Jupiter, Pluto,"
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"-What? -The Buffalo man."
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"Mars, Venus,"
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"What do you use?"
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"-I am taller than most things. -Like what?"
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"You're not listening. Shall I kill him?"
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"I draw the line at that, but I do deal with some of his more personal business."
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"-Wait! A little to the left. -I am a DIY demon."
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"♪ We love the Chosen One"
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"-Six. -Shut up!"
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"-Well, have you thought about accessorising? -What?"
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"-Never mind, give me the amulet. -Oh, yeah."
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"-I've already told you. -Will you stop doing that?"
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"I'm having a bit of a shocker."
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"-They're coming thick and fast. -This isn't funny, okay?"
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"-One minute. -What are you doing?"
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"-Like what? -Well, I mean your outfit. What's going on there?"
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"Chosen One?"
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"♪ Loving him is lots of fun"
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"It must have taken you ages. It's so perfect."
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"There's something for you. That's more your style, isn't it?"
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"-Streatham? -No, the planet Xooberon, you jerk off."
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"-Shut up and put the tea on. -All right. How about some malt loaf?"
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"♪ The Mighty Boosh ♪ Come with us to the Mighty Boosh ♪"
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"-Who's that? -It is I, the King."
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"Listen, we've got to get out of here and get some batteries for that amulet."
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"I can stay, of course, because I'm the favourite of the Chosen One."
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"Pepo is the greatest artist our race has ever produced."
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"Everyone out, you little dick bags."
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