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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Filibuster (S06E06)

"Okay, fine."
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"Oh, man!"
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"I had this exact bear when I was a kid!"
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"What about 50 bucks?"
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"- What are you doing, Morris? - Nothing, Mr. Bonderman."
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"- Tuck in your shirt. God! - Sorry."
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"[Gunshot effects] Oh! You feeling it?"
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"Wow. You suck at this."
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"Donna, please back up two paces"
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"so I can physically destroy this machine."
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"Can you chill a little, man? It's not real hunting."
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"It's just a game."
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"What? That you suck at this?"
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"That it's not real hunting. Come with me."
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"I don't want you to go back to London."
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"Just remember, every time you look up at the moon,"
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"See you on stupid Skype."
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"I'm proud of Andy."
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"This is the first time he's really gone out on a limb."
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"I knew if he found something that he actually liked doing,"
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"What the hell? Wha--"
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"I've been playing skee ball for, like, two hours"
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"I taught myself how to make out on this bear,"
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"pretended it was Cockroach from The Cosby Show."
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"Hey, what's going on here? Why does blossom have my bear?"
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"I bought it for myself, but apparently,"
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"I still got some tickets, though."
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"I could get you, uh, a ninja turtle balloon"
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"Oh, that's so sweet,"
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"but you're basically offering me garbage."
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"And if I know anything about Rwanda, and I don't,"
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"Hunting. No quarters required."
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"Hang on."
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"Do you have a license to hunt at night?"
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"'Cause you need a license."
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"[Both laugh]"
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"I thought you were serious."
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"Come on now. You know I don't give a [bleep]."
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"As Ronald Reagan would say,"
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""Well, mommy, I believe voting rights are important.""
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"Does anyone else think it's hot in here?"
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"These overalls are really starchy."
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"Yeah, maybe that's 'cause I turned up the heat to 90,"
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"and, uh, oh, the knob broke off in my hand."
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"Well, speaking of heat,"
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"we should discuss America's white-hot passion"
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"for voting rights and the men and women"
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"who help protect them,"
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"who is starving and thinking about her husband's"
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"Reservoir Dog- themed birthday cake"
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"and wanting to eat it really badly."
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"Once she starts thinking about birthday cake,"
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"Democracy is not unlike a cake."
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"It's layered, delicious, chocolate, and I want some."
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"Ben, we need to find a way to smuggle"
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"some mineral oil drops onto her tongue."
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"We represent the citizens of former Eagleton."
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"for preserving our voting rights."
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"You are all warriors of democracy."
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"You know, it was the first mayor of Pawnee, in 1817,"
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"who said, "All we have is the right to vote"
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"and the right to kill Indians without consequence.""
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"is still true today."
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"[Cheers and applause]"
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"All right!"
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"Second wind!"
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"Oh, hey."
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"I was just--"
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"just here in this dumpster 'cause I jumped in."
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"Get out! We need to talk."
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"About what?"
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"Fresh air, real weapons, an honest kill."
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"There is no substitute for the real thing."
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"You want to go back and play that video game, don't you?"
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"It is so inspiring to see Eagletonians"
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"With support like this, Leslie Knope"
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"may stand a fighting chance on recall day."
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"- Permission to hug you. - Granted."
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"I should mention, though,"
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"that we're not voting to keep Leslie."
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"We want someone from Eagleton"
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"Sir, I formally revoke our hug."
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"and Gandhi, and Team Aniston."
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"One small vote for Pawnee"
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"is one giant leap of voting for mankind."
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"Hey, you're not allowed to receive help from the crowd."
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"That's strike two. [Hits gong]"
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"Hey, man, leave my gong alone."
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"The reverb is the best part."
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"If I save your right to vote,"
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"you're gonna vote for someone from Eagleton?"
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"[Cheers and applause]"
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"Hey, Knope! Wrap it up!"
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"I'm not gonna yield."
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"I just--I need some time to think."
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"then it would be in my best interest to stop, right?"
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"So they can't vote."
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"Uh, da-doy. Yield."
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"Or I keep going,"
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"because the right to vote is fundamental in any democracy,"
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"I don't care if I lose."
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"Not on my watch."
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"[Cheers and applause] Okay."
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"I can't go back to London."
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""I need your approval on this, Mr. Dwyer.""
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""I need your signature, Mr. Dwyer.""
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"You said you were like Chuck Norris."
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"some old guy with a beard who used to be good at karate"
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"and is scared and confused about his big London job."
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"Okay."
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"I'm gonna tell you a secret about everyone else's job."
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"Okay."
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"I don't know how to run an animal control department."
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"Half the documents I get I put right into the shredder"
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"But you seem like you do know what you're doing."
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"Yeah, I seem like it."
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"Deep down, everyone is just faking it"
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"until they figure it out."
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"- 30 minutes to go. - Oh, God, it's so hot."
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"that Eagleton would have gone down in"
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