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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Filibuster (S06E06)

"if I had not saved them."
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"Mm, mm, mm."
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"an ice-cold frozen marg."
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"All I want is the promise of democracy."
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"So cold. It's so cold."
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"- I want to drink it. - Make that heat go away!"
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"Come on, get!"
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"Give me that Margarita!"
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"No! I want votes."
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"Excuse me, worker,"
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"bring me a bucket of beers and four hot dogs."
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"Why are you covered in blood?"
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"Don't worry. It's not human."
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"I hope you've made peace with your God,"
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"small electronic deer."
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"[Gunshot effects] Kill it."
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"I got to give Nadia something awesome"
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"so she'll remember me when she's in Africa."
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"Tom, bear or no bear, she clearly likes you."
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"or me-- to go out with you?"
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"Scientists say the emotions of love and hate"
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"That's what I tell women."
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"Go spend time with her"
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"I know conversations like this are hard for you"
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"'cause you still have feelings for me,"
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"but you'll land on your feet, kid."
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"I made you five bologna sandwiches"
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"in case you get hungry on the way to the airport."
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"Did you--"
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"Yes, I used cookies instead of bread."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"- Andy! - Ha! Ha! Found it!"
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"No, no, no, babe. Babe, don't touch those."
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"I've read the entire charter."
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"unless we bring the bathroom to her--"
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"that's nothing."
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"in one of those Peanuts cartoons."
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"Okay, in these last few minutes,"
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"I would like to talk about the voting rights act of 1968"
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"while clenching every muscle in my body."
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"Sound good?"
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"Hey, Knope, how you feeling over there?"
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"You go pee-pee? Pee-pee times?"
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"Make wee-wee?"
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"Ten more seconds."
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"All pending matters are tabled."
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"I have to go to the whiz palace."
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"All: Eagleton! Eagleton!"
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"Oh! My beautiful curls!"
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"She didn't have time to hug me,"
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"Hey, Ann, can I talk to you for a second? About Tom?"
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"Yeah, no, I really like him."
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"I just wanted to say that I think you're really cool,"
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"and the fact that Tom dated you"
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"Oh, okay."
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"- What the hell? - Now!"
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"Sorry, Ann, this is on you."
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"You told us to make a memory."
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"- There's your money back. - Let go!"
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"Suck it!"
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"This is $8!"
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"- Man, that was so much fun. - Yeah."
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"from your pregnant friend."
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"- Hey, can I ask you something? - Mm-hmm."
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"I'm kidding."
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"Of course I'll call you when I come back."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"So long, suckers!"
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"Hey! Quick!"
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"[Gunshot effects]"
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"Now that's what I call shooting."
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"- Come on! - That's a new record!"
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"Hey! Look at that!"
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"My initials are private."
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"Then just put in any three letters."
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"[Gunshot effects]"
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"[Both laugh]"
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"I was peeing so freakin' hard,"
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"it was like a jacuzzi jet or--"
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"- Hi, Leslie. - Hey! Ingrid!"
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"I wasn't talking about the velocity of my pee"
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"because you are a very smart and classy lady."
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"Ben, you remember Ingrid de Forest"
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"from the former Eagleton."
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"Yes, she was just telling me she's been nominated"
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"Wow. Buzz kill."
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"but I need to thank you for what you just did in there."
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"Not the forceful urination. The filibuster."
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"Right, yeah."
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"It was incredibly courageous, and it was selfless."
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"And if I do win,"
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"I'm gonna have very big roller skates to fill."
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"Could I take you out for a celebratory plate of--"
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"I think you call them waffles?"
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"Wow, that is the best offer you could ever make,"
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"but I had to miss my husband's birthday party for this,"
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"- A rain check, maybe. - Please."
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"I'm sorry your birthday party got all screwed up."
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"Well, you must be exhausted."
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"We don't have to go to the party."
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"Then why would you need to put on roller...skates?"
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"We're just-- we're just--skates..."
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"I bought myself a ticket home."
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"'cause I'm home for, like, 19 hours."
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"Last week, he tried to have me listed on the ballot"
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"because I saved a lot of their jobs."
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"- Second. - Thank you!"
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"Give me those votes!"
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"Leslie said it was a "Come As You Were in the '90s" party."
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"Nadia, the super hot doctor,"
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"has been hanging out with me for the last week."
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"[Laughs] Right."
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"Well, the game is absurd."
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"This gun is lightweight, there's no sight,"
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"Employee!"
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"Oh, that was brilliant."
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"bad guys' skulls, I'm crushing documents."
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"- That's great. - Yeah."
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"Now be the Chuck Norris of making out with me."
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"Hit it!"
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