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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Filibuster (S06E06)

"I put my career on the line by saving Eagleton,"
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"and he's trying to rob me of their votes?"
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"Those are my votes."
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"I've earned them! I want them!"
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"I don't have them on me."
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"I can't believe Jamm tried to pull that crap."
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"But let's focus on the more important issue."
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"You want to squeeze in one more practice session?"
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"Oh, do I?"
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"Tonight, I am throwing Ben his dream birthday party,"
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"a roller skating bash with an early '90s theme."
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"Ben lives for the early '90s."
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"As for the roller skating--"
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"I have a thing for women in skates. Okay?"
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"Everyone has a thing, and that's mine."
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"As far as things go, it's pretty innocuous."
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"Could be one of those dudes that kisses mannequins or whatever,"
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"but I like a woman in skates."
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"Hey, Ann, Ann called."
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"- She wants her ugly outfit back. - [Laughs]"
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"Why are you dressed as a pilgrim?"
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"I assumed it was the 1690s."
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"Babe, if it was the 1690s, we'd all be mummies."
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"What do you think mummies are?"
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"Skeletons?"
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"I just came straight from work, so I couldn't dress up."
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"Wait a minute. Pants on backwards."
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"Kris Kross, right? Nice!"
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"I actually just went."
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"like a toddler."
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"[Laughs]"
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"Actually, we're not even playing the same sport."
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"It's kind of like she's in NBA"
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"and I work at a muffler store next to the stadium."
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"you have to go on your stupid vacation."
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"I'm doing doctors without borders, man."
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"Exactly. That's a stupid vacation."
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"as a going-away present?"
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"No way! Why don't you go pro?"
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"I don't know. I didn't want to be a cliche."
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"[Gunshot effects]"
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"Now that's what I call shooting."
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"Is this a hunting game?"
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"Yeah, it's fun. You want to play?"
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"Indeed, I do."
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"If you'd like, I could offer you some pointers."
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"Hunting, Donna,"
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"[Gunshot effects]"
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"Get it together, Swanson."
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"and we are far too close to these deer."
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"Would they not smell us?"
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"I want my money back. How do I get my quarters?"
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"Oh, my God! You are such a sore loser."
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"I am not a sore loser."
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"It's just that I prefer to win,"
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"and when I don't, I get furious."
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"Whoa! Watch this."
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"you haven't told me anything about work."
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"- You still love it? - Yeah, it's awesome."
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"I'm kicking ass."
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"- Prove it. - Hi-yah."
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"I just asked the DJ what REM albums he has."
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"He's got Monster, but not Automatic For the People."
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"- Wow! - I know."
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"It's like, what is this? A mid-'90s party?"
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"No. It's an early '90s party."
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"Ben wants to do a synchronized couple skate"
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"to Losing My Religion."
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"I'm sorry, but we have a problem."
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"His name is Jeremy Jamm."
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"Well, as noted in Article nine, Paragraph two--"
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"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!"
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"Jamm, I thought this bill was tabled?"
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"Yes, and I called a special session and un-tabled it."
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"What's up with the roller skates?"
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"I was about to attend a roller skating birthday party"
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"for my husband, but this is more important."
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"Yeah, I don't care. I'm a blades guy."
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"The councilwoman wishes to speak on this issue."
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"Will the councilwoman yield her time"
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"so we can vote on this sucker?"
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"Nor will I yield for the rest of the evening."
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"Are you dookin' on my chest right now?"
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"No! Gross!"
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"I am not willing to let you deprive me--"
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"She's filibustering on roller skates?"
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"but I swear to God, this is like"
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"a crazy sex fantasy for me."
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"[Shutter clicks]"
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"you're dead to me."
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"Understood."
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"- 40,000. - 40,000? Oh, brother."
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"All right, you're gonna be my lookout for a second."
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"Hey, is he allowed to do that?"
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"No! Get off the ramp, dude!"
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"Hey! You're supposed to be my lookout."
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"I thought it'd be funnier to watch you get busted."
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"Hey, you're a doctor. You know snitches get stitches."
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"[Giggles]"
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"but my cat, pancakes, won."
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"Politics, right? What are you gonna do?"
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"Milton doesn't have a lot of time--"
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"left on earth."
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"Will someone open my crackers?"
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"She has to talk the whole time."
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"She can't lean on anything for support,"
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"the most exciting thing that I've ever seen."
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"I mean, think about it."
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"Where else on earth would you rather"
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"spend your birthday with Leslie?"
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"Everyone in Pawnee should have the right to vote."
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"Whoa!"
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"As I dissect this important"
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"and profound statement,"
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"I'm just gonna take these off for a second."
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"Bam, strike one. No sitting."
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"Is the gong really necessary?"
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"Yes, it is. I love Chinese crap."
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"Lucy Liu, Nintendo, Gangnam Style,"
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"sushi, et cetera, et cetera."
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