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Clips from 30 Rock - The Natural Order (S03E03)

"a chance to go back to the past"
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"I'm finally going to stand up for Colleen."
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"and give him the speech I wrote for Jimmy Donaghy."
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"- Paul's not your dad. - But Paul's here."
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"What I originally wrote for my father may be dated."
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"Who would be our current Nikita Khrushchev?"
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"Simon Cowell?"
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"People are not gonna believe that you saw this."
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"- So take a lot of pictures. - Miss Maroney."
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"It is unnatural..."
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"for a grandmother to look this good!"
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"Thank you."
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"Good job with the water."
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"What the hell?"
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"What? I'm trying to treat you like one of us."
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"Shouldn't you be working down on stage?"
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"- That must have been hard for you. - It was."
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"All right, Tracy's here. Let's do this bachelor party."
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"Because a dude boss would be a jerk not to come to Lutz's bachelor party."
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"I'm coming. Of course I'm coming."
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"- But you're not. - Twist!"
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"I haven't gotten your notes on the rewrite,"
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"and your input is invaluable to the process."
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"Since we're all equal now."
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"All right!"
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"my purchase of a book entitled Intercourse after hip surgery."
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"Well... why don't you come on in?"
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"You can check out on the TV."
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"- I bet you can, you son of a bitch. - I beg your pardon?"
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"I'm not afraid of you. You're just a big bully."
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"Like Simon Cowell. That's right."
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"I just called you a communist."
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"and I want you to know that I'm never gonna be anything like you growing up."
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"What in god's name is going on here?"
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"He's married."
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"I know that!"
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"Paul, find something to do in the bathroom."
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"I have to talk to my son."
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"Shoot."
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"You knew?"
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"It's Florida, Jack!"
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"It's like it never stopped being the 70s down there."
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"who can drive at night,"
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"I apologize then. I thought we were going to get through this together."
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"Coping?"
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"Which time?"
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"That man left and came back so many times"
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"One night, he went out to move the car, and he was gone..."
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"From the spring of 57..."
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"until..."
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""Put your shoes on, Collie. We're going to see Some Like it Hot.""
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"Oh, my god. Is that what this is all about?"
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"Is that what you've been holding onto all these years?"
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"Stop wasting your time thinking about that man!"
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"You're nothing like him, you know. No way you ever could be."
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"And I don't know what I'm thinking about half the time."
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"You're on your own tonight."
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"It's... 6:00."
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"I don't wanna be here! I don't like it here!"
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"Who's this guy?"
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"Which one of us is gonna give up first?"
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"The black one. I can't take it anymore! I hate it!"
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"One stripper took of Lutz's shirt. That gland thing is no joke!"
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"- Everything is upside down! - We must go back to the way things were"
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"with both of us getting preferential treatment."
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"Yes. We upset the natural order."
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"We're dressing monkeys up as people,"
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"and monkeys are playing with people as toys!"
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"It's not a toy!"
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"- We don't wanna end up like those two. - You're so right."
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"the gibbon did not attack Jenna. He was trying to mate with her face."
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"- What? - Nothing. Everyone's fine."
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"My mother told me she and my dad went to see it together, and if..."
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"that's the stuff she remembers, maybe that's how I should remember him too."
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"On a date with my mom, instead of walking out the door."
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"1959. Boy, it would have been fun to write back then."
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"because audiences were so much less sophisticated."
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"Wait a minute."
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"This movie came out in 1959?"
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"until 1959 if I was conceived in 58..."
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"Jimmy Donaghy is not my father."
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"I printed fake rehearsal schedule, saying we start at 9:00 instead of noon."
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"Hey, you're here! Let's rehearse!"
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"What time is it really?"
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"including more than one Unitarian!"
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"He's pretty good."
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"I think I've proven my point."
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"Tracy, it costs the show a lot of money"
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"We have a black president now."
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"Beth, that was a big mistake you made."
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"I'm just saying."
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"Jack, there's been a misunderstanding."
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"What about him?"
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"I don't like this guy. I don't trust him."
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"Colleen is very vulnerable right now, and scam artists can smell that."
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"I've gotta call my private investigator."
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"Hold on."
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"All right!"
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"Hello, Len."
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"I looked into this Paul Brett guy, and I gotta tell you,"
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"you might have to just take it."
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"That guy is shady!"
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"I thought I heard a tour."
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"Paul is leaving, mother. And I think you should know why."
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"What am I supposed to be coping with?"
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"One night he just showed up out of the blue!"
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"I'm old, Jack, you know?"
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"I just love ya to death."
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"Say you like my body."
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"You're going to strip clubs. I'm up writing all night."
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"You said you loved me! Your foot fingers are so strong!"
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"taking up with other women,"
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"I'm tired of watching you treat my mother like this."
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"And I love you too."
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"And I set all his watches and clocks to say p.m., when it's really a.m."
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"- You're a bunch of racists. - How did we jump to that already?"
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"you're no longer allowed to point at women in the cafeteria"
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"No need. I've got it memorized."
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"Everyone should be treated the same, right?"
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"We're going to a strip club."
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