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Clips from Family Guy - The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire (S04E04)

"- Trouble at the old mill? - What are you, insane?"
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"Peter Griffin, temporarily suspended CPR..."
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"Boy, that was embarrassing, huh?"
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"Wait a minute. Brian? If that wasn't Cleveland doing it with Loretta..."
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"So I'll let these guys do it."
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"You have AIDS Yes, you have AIDS"
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"It isn't clear But what we're certain of is you have AIDS"
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"Be sure that you see"
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"Full-blown AIDS"
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"I'm sorry I wish it was something less serious."
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"But it's AIDS"
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"In Superman II, what is the story with that cellophane "S"..."
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"- Slowed you down. - I'll say. Ow."
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"Yeah, it's actually a pretty funny story, true story."
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"Bam, bam, bam."
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"- You want to take it from here, Emeril? - Bam!"
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"Were you really having carnal relations with another gentleman?"
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"with that "Riunite on ice, that's nice" mentality."
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"I disagree, but I respect your candor."
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"I love you."
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"Everybody had matching towels"
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"It was a rock lobster"
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"Exactly."
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"- No. - C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P?"
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"Now, what he needs right now is a revenge lay."
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"- Peter, look! - Holy crap, that's the tattoo!"
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"Well, I think we're about to find out who the culprit is."
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"- Peter, I... - Shut up, Brian! I'm sleuthing."
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"What's going on, buddy? We're at your house."
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"Peter, he's the one we saw sleeping with Loretta!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Damn it, I knew this was gonna happen!"
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"Sometimes a woman wants to see her man be a man."
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"All right, Cleveland. Nothing like a good smackdown..."
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"to get the testosterone going."
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"Doesn't he make you so mad you just..."
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"- Much better than Cleveland. - Peter, knock it off!"
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"Glenn Quagmire, you're dead!"
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"Oh, God, you're hyperventilating! Chris, get me a bag."
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"- He needs a place to stay tonight. - Say no more. I'll protect you, sir."
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"as he's already eaten and might throw up."
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"Don't worry. I'll be here all night. Just don't try to make me smile."
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"- I'm gonna go. - Take this, for protection."
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"When the time comes, you'll know."
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"We've got to get Loretta and Cleveland back together."
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"Yeah, Cleveland, this is Quagmire. Listen, I feel awful."
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"Anyway, let's talk this thing through."
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"Hey, Cleveland. I was just leaving you a message."
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"It isn't in me to cause harm to anyone."
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"I'm sorry, Cleveland."
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"But, Peter, their marriage is ending."
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"It's a chance for a fresh start for both Cleveland and..."
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"What the hell's your problem?"
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"- That is awesome. Hey, hi. - You're on it."
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"Glenn, you sure you want to do this? I already told you I forgive you."
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"- You wanna ring the bell, Apollo? - All right."
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"Ding, ding."
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"All the things that make us"
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"He's a family guy"
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"Work is their cocaine. Besides, look at them in their tuxedos."
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"Hey, Meg. What's going on?"
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"Yeah, no, I'm having a good time."
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"Hey, Joe."
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"So, Annika Sorenstam, you're quite the female golfer, aren't you?"
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"I knew it! Look! Everybody, look! Look!"
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"Sorry about that, Loretta. Hey, can I have my fish back?"
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"Well, I can't just... You're my best friend's wife."
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"Well, we'll have to do this again sometime."
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"- Richard Petty! - Lance Armstrong!"
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"That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick, Joe, kick!"
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"I see a lot of smiles here in this room."
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"And that's pretty much all there is to it."
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"Bellybutton."
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"and see if he soiled himself."
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"- I gotta see if you soiled yourself. - Nobody asked you to get involved!"
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"You still live in exciting times."
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"I got to figure out some way to get that card back."
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"What is it, boy? What are you trying to say?"
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"Listen, you're 17 now, right?"
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"I was just throwing it out there."
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"Reach into... All right!"
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"- Kick, Joe, kick! - Peter, he's a paraplegic."
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"Gay!"
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"But, you know, that stuff about spending the day together tomorrow..."
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"I forgot. Actually, I have a thing."
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"Holy crap, a card with my name on it!"
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"Peter Griffin, certified CPR. Don't anyone panic!"
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"Sir, do you know how loud you were reading?"
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"It sounds like Loretta is screaming."
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"You may have caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here"
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"That this is not HIV"
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"So, listen, Cleveland."
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"Yeah, well, you know, take that."
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"Bam-bam, bam-bam."
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"But it wasn't a rock"
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"and he doesn't seem at all affected by it."
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"Cleveland, Quagmire's sleeping with your wife!"
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"I can only imagine what you must be feeling right now."
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"But don't you want to hit the guy sitting next to you?"
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"- You like that? Yeah. - Hey!"
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"Okay, Cleveland, breathe into the bag. It'll calm you down."
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"- Peter, what the hell? - Joe, get inside!"
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"- Joe, I am sorry, buddy. - It's okay. Look, it's okay."
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"- Hey, there. - How you doing?"
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"- Nice. Cleveland? - Loretta, what you did was unforgivable."
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"- This marriage is over. - Well, that's just fine, Cleveland."
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"- My friend? My friend? - What?"
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"- Oh, my God. - Wow! We love that show."
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"- Sir? Sir? - What the hell is wrong with you?"
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"It's like a sheep!"
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"- No, I feel like I got off too easy. - All right. If you insist."
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"- Your turn, Joe. - The category is Famous People."
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"That is the last thing in the world we want to do."
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"No, we didn't see his face."
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"- "P"! Peter! My name's Peter! - Is your name Peter?"
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"Try it. How's that feel?"
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"I'm forbidden to smile."
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"I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna touch it."
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"I'm gonna kill Quagmire!"
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