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Clips from The Office (2005) - A.A.R.M (S09E09)

"Maybe forever. Anyhow--"
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"You know what, I'm gonna make reservations right now"
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"- at Cugino's. - Question for Darryl."
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"Nah, I call one hour van time with Darryl."
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"Darryl, you know, I would love to just record some of your stories,"
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"just let the tape roll for six or eight or ten hours,"
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"and that's on me."
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"Which thing?"
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"Not the van though."
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"[Rhythmic tapping]"
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"Well, that is shocking."
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"- Both: Shh! - No, I don't need this."
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"Tell Phillip that his stupid little baby wish came true."
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"Smart baby."
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"You're back."
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"You did a really great job."
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"Oh."
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"Oink the pigs."
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"that ma said after the horse kicked her in the head."
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"Where are you?"
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"The way that boy looks at the Galactica"
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"is precisely the way I look at the Galactica."
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"And he eats the same kind of paper I do."
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"Hmm."
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"- Thank you, Esther. - Bye."
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"so I'm gonna have to hand this off to my number two."
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"- Damn straight. - Unless you think he can't handle it."
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"Hey, you want me to take the little diaper blaster?"
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"Pam can attest, there's no one better at getting brats to shut their yaps."
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"Well, he's calling for his mom,"
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"but, okay, here, here you go."
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"Phillip, you wanna play a little game?"
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"Beet."
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"[Babbles]"
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"but you're no ordinary child, are you?"
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"No."
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"- Yeah-- - You can't do that."
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"I am going in there. Don't--"
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"- Run, old man! Run! - Ow."
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"Not interested."
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"He just keeps spitting out the nipple."
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"He doesn't know where I hid his duck."
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"♪ I am beautiful"
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"♪ Yes, words can't bring me down ♪"
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"- ♪ Whoa-oh-no - Hi."
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"You're, like, my three favorite people ever."
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"So it's someone else's turn now."
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"Got it. Yes, all right."
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"you just want to hear me sing. I respect that."
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"Slept in my car last night."
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"Quit my job, burned all my bridges."
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"And I did unspeakable things with Carla Fern."
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"- Ugh, flag on the play. - That's--that's what--Yeah."
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"♪ stands our noble Alma Mater ♪"
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"You can't just sit here and cry."
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"How does it feel being ignored?"
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"- Phillip got this for me? - Sure."
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"Would you like to hold Phillip?"
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"You want to play with the cactus?"
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"- No. - No, no."
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"So, me and Phillip were just talking"
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"and we decided we're gonna be best friends."
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"But once he starts buying you things,"
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"man, you can tell he likes you."
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"- You want to dance? - One dance. All of us together."
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"'cause we're gonna do this right."
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"- Yes! - [Laughs]"
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"that that boy may be a Schrute."
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"You will, of course,"
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"is a big step up from living in a gay man's closet."
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"If he is your son,"
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"He's not your son."
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"- Can I go back to my desk now? - Yes."
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"What's this?"
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"Jim, I need my assistant to the regional manager, code red."
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"Now."
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"I have an assistant now who can help you with whatever you need."
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"I need you."
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"Wow! Congratulations. That's a really big step, man."
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"She's young, she's beautiful. Genes so pure you could lick them."
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"which is great for bloodlines, and isn't technically incest."
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"- That's a lot of pros. - And did I mention that she weaves?"
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"[Whispers] Angela."
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"there's only one thing that outweighs every other concern."
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"every rational calculation."
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"_"
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"♪"
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"♪ 'Cause I need you"
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"♪ Tell me that you'll open your eyes ♪"
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"Dwight, listen, no matter what happens,"
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"to get to the one woman who's gonna make all this worth it."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"You watched it."
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"♪"
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"♪ Dance"
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"♪ Daylight deals a bad hand ♪"
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"♪ The mirror stares you in the face ♪"
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"♪ though you don't care"
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"♪ boogie wonderland"
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"is a more accurate tribute to my years here."
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"[Exhales]"
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"- See you there. Listen, I-- - Bye, Phillip."
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"High five."
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"I don't want to get her hopes up."
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"Oh, my goodness."
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"Move to the side of the road!"
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"Dwight, what the fuck is your problem?"
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"if it means I can be with you!"
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"Can you put that down?"
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"[Whispers] It's too loud."
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"[Gasps]"
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"- I love you. - I love you!"
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"Phillip's your son."
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"[Laughs]"
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"This show is about me"
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"Oh. Eh, whatever."
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"Okay. 30 seconds to show time."
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"No one is ready for this. You can't be ready for this."
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"[Buzzer]"
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""The tea in Nepal is very hot.""
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