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Clips from The Office (2005) - A.A.R.M (S09E09)

""But the coffee in Peru is much hotter.""
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"My first project: Increase security."
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"Every morning, I email the day's security codes."
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"Something that's been really missing from my life has been writing secret codes."
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"it's a start."
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""But the coffee in Peru is far hotter.""
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"Close."
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"The correct response is;"
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""The coffee in Peru is much hotter.""
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"- Oh, much. Okay. - But that's three wrong,"
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"so I gotta give you the steam."
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"- No. - Unless you want me to break protocol."
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"No,"
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"no. Give me the steam."
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"I'd like to get harmful steam, but the prices are absurd!"
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"Break protocol! Break protocol! Break protocol!"
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"Oh, I'm saving a fortune on dry-cleaning."
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"Okay. Coming."
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"Hi, baby."
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"When she got kicked out of her apartment,"
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"I invited her to move in with me."
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"Hey-o."
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"I will literally call child protective services."
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"Owner of a 1,600-acre beet farm. Check!"
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"on that later today."
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"This is my grandmother's ring."
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"It was made from a bullet I took out of her left buttock."
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"This is my grandmother's buttock bullet ring."
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"Name is Andrew Bernard."
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"Also killed it in local theater,"
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"and I am fresh off of a hot industrial flick."
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"Okay. Thanks."
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"[Overlapping chatter]"
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"and time to become the next American idol"
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"by winning America's Next A Cappella Sensation"
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"It's a really cool show. It's like a total reinvention"
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"On this show, all three judges are mean."
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"[Overlapping chatter]"
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"Sales form for you to sign."
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"You know what to do."
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"Okay."
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"Behind every great regional manager is a great assistant to the regional manager,"
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"Aw, thanks, man."
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"Preconference room meeting with Dwight went really well."
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"All depends on the conference room meeting itself. [Musical ringtone]"
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"- Is that them again? - Yeah."
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"Maybe you should call back."
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"I will."
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"Meeting athletes on their home turf, building relationships."
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"When Jim decided to come back to Scranton full-time, I was relieved,"
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"but I also feel a little guilty."
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"I mean, he's giving up this big thing for me."
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"I mean, he's certainly been goofing around a lot."
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"He welcomes you."
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"Please take an agenda item."
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""Some say the only failure there is is the failure to try.""
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"[Imitates buzzer]"
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""That is wrong."
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"Failure of any kind is failure.""
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"- Jim, over to you. - Let's not get crazy"
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"and ruin our no-nonsense streak, all right?"
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"please don't yell out,"
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"Okay? That's nonsense."
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"- Question. - Yes, beautiful girl in the front."
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"We are expecting a water delivery today at 10 a.m."
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"What if, as they're delivering the water jugs,"
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"someone screams out, "nice jugs!""
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"Nonsense."
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"And what percentage of nonsense do we tolerate in this office?"
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"- Zero. - No nonsense."
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"- No. Can't have nonsense. - What is going on?"
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"- Why? - [Sighs]"
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"Apparently my station in life has descended to a depth even they won't forgive."
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"So, hi."
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"Hi, buddy."
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"Phillip will be joining us at the office today."
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"Gotta write that down."
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"Okay, big day today."
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"I'd better come out of this smelling like a rose."
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"I've been on my best behavior for nine years."
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"If it wasn't for the cameras, I would've done some truly vulgar crap."
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"Over the course of this documentary, I've had three affairs."
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"My wife did it."
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"Ooh! Announcement."
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"during an all-you-can-eat shrimp commercial"
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"will be watching tonight at Poor Richard's."
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"who saw an all-you-can-eat shrimp commercial"
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"I can't believe the doc is finally going to air."
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"As was Kevin, I believe."
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"This airs tonight?"
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"If my parents see this,"
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"This is like the march on Washington, but for a singing show."
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"Whoohoo!"
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"Can you imagine if Martin Luther King were here"
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"With that baritone? That would be historic."
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"- Whoa. - ♪ Doctor, doctor, gimme the news ♪"
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"♪ I got a great Casey Dean for you ♪"
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"You don't belt on my time!"
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"What's yours?"
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"- Why didn't you pack the apple snacks? - Why didn't you pack the apple snacks?"
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"instead of "cold front"?"
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"Not now, Kevin. Can't you see we're busy?"
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"Phillip needs his apple snacks."
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"Seriously, Kevin."
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"It's all about Phillip."
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"I hate Phillip."
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"I love Star Wars as much as the next guy... - Hey, hey."
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"My God, I'm so sorry."
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"Well, this might make up for it."
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"of overlooked PFN."
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"Good abbreviating, Jim. That saved some time."
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"Break it down for me."
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"I'm gonna need you to look at your hierarchy mobile."
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"- You've got a regional manager. - The power source."
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"Someone to whisper in the ear of the consigliore."
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"I'd have to get some more wire and string,"
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"but it's doable."
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"Yeah, right."
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"I mean, unless they're willing to pass some tests."
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"I like the sound of that."
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