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Clips from Futurama - The Tip of the Zoidberg (S06E06)

since grad school.

"since grad school."

Futurama

But I do need a doctor.

"But I do need a doctor."

Futurama

I don't want to die like those Marines, John.

"I don't want to die like those Marines, John."

Futurama

The fever, the madness.

"The fever, the madness."

Futurama

Don't forget the spasms, coma and death.

"Don't forget the spasms, coma and death."

Futurama

Oh, I don't want to go through that.

"Oh, I don't want to go through that."

Futurama

I want you to kill me.

"I want you to kill me."

Futurama

Not now!

"Not now!"

Futurama

Hypermalaria can lie dormant for years.

"Hypermalaria can lie dormant for years."

Futurama

Isn't that what you said?

"Isn't that what you said?"

Futurama

It sounds like something I would say.

"It sounds like something I would say."

Futurama

So stay with me until the symptoms start,

"So stay with me until the symptoms start,"

Futurama

then put me out of my misery.

"then put me out of my misery."

Futurama

You must swear!

"You must swear!"

Futurama

All right, Hubert, I swear.

"All right, Hubert, I swear."

Futurama

It's started, Zoidberg--

"It's started, Zoidberg--"

Futurama

the fever, the muscle spasms.

"the fever, the muscle spasms."

Futurama

I'm dying.

"I'm dying."

Futurama

It's time for you to keep your promise and kill me.

"It's time for you to keep your promise and kill me."

Futurama

This is very difficult, but I'll try,

"This is very difficult, but I'll try,"

Futurama

friend.

"friend."

Futurama

No, wait, I'm afraid to die.

"No, wait, I'm afraid to die."

Futurama

Is this one of those "no means yes" deals?

"Is this one of those "no means yes" deals?"

Futurama

Yes and no.

"Yes and no."

Futurama

I do want you to kill me, but I mustn't see it coming.

"I do want you to kill me, but I mustn't see it coming."

Futurama

So you must murder me completely by surprise.

"So you must murder me completely by surprise."

Futurama

As God is my witness, you can count on me.

"As God is my witness, you can count on me."

Futurama

Well, see you tomorrow.

"Well, see you tomorrow."

Futurama

Not surprising enough.

"Not surprising enough."

Futurama

♪ ♪

"♪ ♪"

Futurama

Wha...? Oh...

"Wha...? Oh..."

Futurama

My...

"My..."

Futurama

heart.

"heart."

Futurama

Hey. What are you doing there?

"Hey. What are you doing there?"

Futurama

Stop, you don't understand.

"Stop, you don't understand."

Futurama

Let's go, you murderer.

"Let's go, you murderer."

Futurama

Fry, help me lock him up.

"Fry, help me lock him up."

Futurama

Hang on, I'm learning how to do loop-de-loops.

"Hang on, I'm learning how to do loop-de-loops."

Futurama

Whoa, whoa, whoo!

"Whoa, whoa, whoo!"

Futurama

I was only trying to kill the Professor.

"I was only trying to kill the Professor."

Futurama

Hubert, I'm sorry.

"Hubert, I'm sorry."

Futurama

Huh?

"Huh?"

Futurama

He doesn't have hair.

"He doesn't have hair."

Futurama

Great Little Caesar's ghost.

"Great Little Caesar's ghost."

Futurama

You fools, you stupid, life-prolonging fools.

"You fools, you stupid, life-prolonging fools."

Futurama

I asked Zoidberg to kill me.

"I asked Zoidberg to kill me."

Futurama

Professor, have you gone mad?

"Professor, have you gone mad?"

Futurama

Probably.

"Probably."

Futurama

It's one of the symptoms of Tritonian hypermalaria.

"It's one of the symptoms of Tritonian hypermalaria."

Futurama

You mean the incurable disease that causes fever, spasms,

"You mean the incurable disease that causes fever, spasms,"

Futurama

...coma...

"...coma..."

Futurama

...and finally death?

"...and finally death?"

Futurama

Yes, and I begged Zoidberg to put me out of my misery.

"Yes, and I begged Zoidberg to put me out of my misery."

Futurama

Bring him... quickly.

"Bring him... quickly."

Futurama

Should have known better

"Should have known better"

Futurama

than to store my antiques in the office.

"than to store my antiques in the office."

Futurama

Zoidberg, we were wrong.

"Zoidberg, we were wrong."

Futurama

We're letting you out so you can kill the Professor.

"We're letting you out so you can kill the Professor."

Futurama

Oh, no, he sand-crabbed out.

"Oh, no, he sand-crabbed out."

Futurama

Then we have no choice.

"Then we have no choice."

Futurama

We'll have to mercy-kill the Professor ourselves.

"We'll have to mercy-kill the Professor ourselves."

Futurama

Well, let's get started.

"Well, let's get started."

Futurama

We have a situation, Mother.

"We have a situation, Mother."

Futurama

This creature tried to sand-crab into the building.

"This creature tried to sand-crab into the building."

Futurama

Zoidberg?

"Zoidberg?"

Futurama

I need your help to save Hubert.

"I need your help to save Hubert."

Futurama

Let him go and stooge the hell out of here.

"Let him go and stooge the hell out of here."

Futurama

We're on it.

"We're on it."

Futurama

Ow. Ow! Ow!

"Ow. Ow! Ow!"

Futurama

Beautiful kids.

"Beautiful kids."

Futurama

You must be very proud.

"You must be very proud."

Futurama

John Zoidberg.

"John Zoidberg."

Futurama

It's been a long time.

"It's been a long time."

Futurama

How have you been?

"How have you been?"

Futurama

Not too bad.

"Not too bad."

Futurama

Last year I took a bus trip to the Grand Canyon.

"Last year I took a bus trip to the Grand Canyon."

Futurama

Later I'll show you the pictures.

"Later I'll show you the pictures."

Futurama

Do you ever regret it, John,

"Do you ever regret it, John,"

Futurama

leaving me to work for the Professor?

"leaving me to work for the Professor?"

Futurama

What do you want me to say?

"What do you want me to say?"

Futurama

He saved my life.

"He saved my life."

Futurama

Oh, big deal.

"Oh, big deal."

Futurama

You could have been rich if you'd stayed.

"You could have been rich if you'd stayed."

Futurama

Your own lab, a full staff.

"Your own lab, a full staff."

Futurama

But Hubert is my friend.

"But Hubert is my friend."

Futurama

He's very sick.

"He's very sick."

Futurama

I can cure him, but I need the thing,

"I can cure him, but I need the thing,"

Futurama

the thing from Triton.

"the thing from Triton."

Futurama

It'll cost you, John.

"It'll cost you, John."

Futurama

How much are you worth now?

"How much are you worth now?"

Futurama

I live in a Dumpster.

"I live in a Dumpster."

Futurama

All I have in the world is this coupon

"All I have in the world is this coupon"

Futurama

for one free session at the tanning salon.

"for one free session at the tanning salon."

Futurama

Oh, John, that's really all you have?

"Oh, John, that's really all you have?"

Futurama

Then I'll take it.

"Then I'll take it."

Futurama

I said I'd kill him myself, but nobody listens to Bender.

"I said I'd kill him myself, but nobody listens to Bender."

Futurama

We all have to share in the guilt,

"We all have to share in the guilt,"

Futurama

which is why we're each going to add one drop of cyanide

"which is why we're each going to add one drop of cyanide"

Futurama

Kill-check one is go.

"Kill-check one is go."

Futurama

It's about time.

"It's about time."

Futurama

Vegetables activated.

"Vegetables activated."

Futurama

Kill-check three is go.

"Kill-check three is go."

Futurama

Zoidberg,

"Zoidberg,"

Futurama

we know about your secret agreement.

"we know about your secret agreement."

Futurama

And to make it up to you, we're killing the Professor for you

"And to make it up to you, we're killing the Professor for you"

Futurama

so he doesn't die horribly from hypermalaria.

"so he doesn't die horribly from hypermalaria."

Futurama

He doesn't have hypermalaria, you idiots.

"He doesn't have hypermalaria, you idiots."

Futurama

When he saved my life all those years ago,

"When he saved my life all those years ago,"

Futurama

he was scratched by a yeti.

"he was scratched by a yeti."

Futurama

Hmm, I consider myself almost completely ignorant

"Hmm, I consider myself almost completely ignorant"

Futurama

It mimics the symptoms of hypermalaria exactly,

"It mimics the symptoms of hypermalaria exactly,"

Futurama

except for the part where instead of dying,

"except for the part where instead of dying,"

Futurama

Wow.

"Wow."

Futurama

Hold him down while I prepare the antidote.

"Hold him down while I prepare the antidote."

Futurama

Another yeti?

"Another yeti?"

Futurama

Yes, the same jerk that once noshed on me

"Yes, the same jerk that once noshed on me"

Futurama

like a shrimp toast.

"like a shrimp toast."

Futurama

Now who's getting his pineal gland extracted?

"Now who's getting his pineal gland extracted?"

Futurama

this contains a concentrated form of the yeti neurotoxin.

"this contains a concentrated form of the yeti neurotoxin."

Futurama

But that's what gave him yeti-ism in the first place.

"But that's what gave him yeti-ism in the first place."

Futurama

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