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Clips from Futurama - The Tip of the Zoidberg (S06E06)

♪ Two... two, three... ♪

"♪ Two... two, three... ♪"

Futurama

here's your pre-mission pep talk.

"here's your pre-mission pep talk."

Futurama

and you smuggle the poison parts back here.

"and you smuggle the poison parts back here."

Futurama

You! Where's the butcher?

"You! Where's the butcher?"

Futurama

It's not a duffel bag.

"It's not a duffel bag."

Futurama

he's the best there is...

"he's the best there is..."

Futurama

even though it's the future,

"even though it's the future,"

Futurama

most objects are still just objects,

"most objects are still just objects,"

Futurama

Ay carumba.

"Ay carumba."

Futurama

and you say, "I couldn't limbo before."

"and you say, "I couldn't limbo before.""

Futurama

Yeah, but did you ever play Jenga?

"Yeah, but did you ever play Jenga?"

Futurama

Hmm. What started out as a pleasant afternoon

"Hmm. What started out as a pleasant afternoon"

Futurama

of drugs and surgery has not gone as planned.

"of drugs and surgery has not gone as planned."

Futurama

A very big kid.

"A very big kid."

Futurama

Deadly Tritonian hypermalaria.

"Deadly Tritonian hypermalaria."

Futurama

You'll all get through this.

"You'll all get through this."

Futurama

I'm truly sorry.

"I'm truly sorry."

Futurama

But Bender can't go on long car trips anymore,

"But Bender can't go on long car trips anymore,"

Futurama

Thanks to Dr. Scissorhands,

"Thanks to Dr. Scissorhands,"

Futurama

Never! Zoidberg doesn't abandon a friend, apparently.

"Never! Zoidberg doesn't abandon a friend, apparently."

Futurama

But friends...

"But friends..."

Futurama

Oh, no!

"Oh, no!"

Futurama

I lost my virginity

"I lost my virginity"

Futurama

Do you need a slave?

"Do you need a slave?"

Futurama

Or maybe a butler?

"Or maybe a butler?"

Futurama

All right. Give me the knife.

"All right. Give me the knife."

Futurama

That would be agony.

"That would be agony."

Futurama

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."

Futurama

You're making a mistake.

"You're making a mistake."

Futurama

Huh? What? What you talkin' 'bout, Professor?

"Huh? What? What you talkin' 'bout, Professor?"

Futurama

Sorry I didn't call first, Carol, but I'm in a hurry.

"Sorry I didn't call first, Carol, but I'm in a hurry."

Futurama

Okay, Murdolator's finished.

"Okay, Murdolator's finished."

Futurama

to the death wheel as it goes by.

"to the death wheel as it goes by."

Futurama

Commence mercy-killing

"Commence mercy-killing"

Futurama

in three, two, a-yup.

"in three, two, a-yup."

Futurama

Kill-check two is go.

"Kill-check two is go."

Futurama

Also, the salad's ready.

"Also, the salad's ready."

Futurama

I am so, so sorry for how we treated you.

"I am so, so sorry for how we treated you."

Futurama

of modern medicine, and I've never heard of yeti-ism.

"of modern medicine, and I've never heard of yeti-ism."

Futurama

you turn into a yeti.

"you turn into a yeti."

Futurama

Aah.

"Aah."

Futurama

Ah, yes,

"Ah, yes,"

Futurama

No time for an injection.

"No time for an injection."

Futurama

♪ ♪

"♪ ♪"

Futurama

Mom on deck! Ten...

"Mom on deck! Ten..."

Futurama

All right, grunts,

"All right, grunts,"

Futurama

Shoot anyone who doesn't obey hard enough.

"Shoot anyone who doesn't obey hard enough."

Futurama

Stop gaining knowledge, Hubert.

"Stop gaining knowledge, Hubert."

Futurama

It's a simple mission.

"It's a simple mission."

Futurama

The grunts catch the alien, the surgeon guts it,

"The grunts catch the alien, the surgeon guts it,"

Futurama

Uh, something about poison, got it.

"Uh, something about poison, got it."

Futurama

By the way, that surgeon--

"By the way, that surgeon--"

Futurama

where is he?

"where is he?"

Futurama

Ma'am, I don't know, ma'am. His duffel bag arrived.

"Ma'am, I don't know, ma'am. His duffel bag arrived."

Futurama

It's my apartment!

"It's my apartment!"

Futurama

Hubert, meet John Zoidberg.

"Hubert, meet John Zoidberg."

Futurama

You need an alien hacked to pieces,

"You need an alien hacked to pieces,"

Futurama

in the budget category.

"in the budget category."

Futurama

Have you ever dissected a yeti before?

"Have you ever dissected a yeti before?"

Futurama

Himalayan or Neptunian?

"Himalayan or Neptunian?"

Futurama

Tritonian.

"Tritonian."

Futurama

A Tritonian yeti?

"A Tritonian yeti?"

Futurama

You two aren't up to anything unethical,

"You two aren't up to anything unethical,"

Futurama

- are you? - Relax.

"- are you? - Relax."

Futurama

There's nothing unethical

"There's nothing unethical"

Futurama

about covert biological weapons research.

"about covert biological weapons research."

Futurama

I said relax!

"I said relax!"

Futurama

Ah, Zoidberg, we've known each other so long

"Ah, Zoidberg, we've known each other so long"

Futurama

that sometimes I don't think we even need words

"that sometimes I don't think we even need words"

Futurama

to understand each other.

"to understand each other."

Futurama

What?

"What?"

Futurama

Once and for all, Fry,

"Once and for all, Fry,"

Futurama

not aliens who look like objects.

"not aliens who look like objects."

Futurama

So my efforts to establish diplomatic relations

"So my efforts to establish diplomatic relations"

Futurama

with the Cactus People were doomed from the start.

"with the Cactus People were doomed from the start."

Futurama

So you're in pain and have a bunch of needles?

"So you're in pain and have a bunch of needles?"

Futurama

I prescribe acupuncture. Let's begin.

"I prescribe acupuncture. Let's begin."

Futurama

Blood?!

"Blood?!"

Futurama

I mean... blood.

"I mean... blood."

Futurama

Put it back in me!

"Put it back in me!"

Futurama

I'm afraid Fry lost a lot of juice.

"I'm afraid Fry lost a lot of juice."

Futurama

He's developed Simpson's Jaundice.

"He's developed Simpson's Jaundice."

Futurama

His only hope is some replacement liver.

"His only hope is some replacement liver."

Futurama

Yours looks like a good match.

"Yours looks like a good match."

Futurama

Well, if it'll help Fry...

"Well, if it'll help Fry..."

Futurama

Careful, Leela!

"Careful, Leela!"

Futurama

He knows less about human anatomy than I do.

"He knows less about human anatomy than I do."

Futurama

And I can't even find my own uterus.

"And I can't even find my own uterus."

Futurama

You may feel a slight sawing.

"You may feel a slight sawing."

Futurama

is a little spine supplement

"is a little spine supplement"

Futurama

to replace what Leela lost in that unavoidable saw mix-up.

"to replace what Leela lost in that unavoidable saw mix-up."

Futurama

It wasn't unavoidable.

"It wasn't unavoidable."

Futurama

You just had to stop cutting my spine

"You just had to stop cutting my spine"

Futurama

when I yelled "Stop, you're cutting my spine!"

"when I yelled "Stop, you're cutting my spine!""

Futurama

Quit complaining.

"Quit complaining."

Futurama

My body rejected your liver,

"My body rejected your liver,"

Futurama

and now I've got Garfield Syndrome.

"and now I've got Garfield Syndrome."

Futurama

Oh, I hate Mondays.

"Oh, I hate Mondays."

Futurama

Anyhow, Hermes, all Leela needs

"Anyhow, Hermes, all Leela needs"

Futurama

is one of your vertebrae.

"is one of your vertebrae."

Futurama

But Doctor, will I be able to limbo afterwards?

"But Doctor, will I be able to limbo afterwards?"

Futurama

Could you limbo before?

"Could you limbo before?"

Futurama

Wait.

"Wait."

Futurama

I say, "Yes,"

"I say, "Yes,""

Futurama

You ruined the joke, Hermes.

"You ruined the joke, Hermes."

Futurama

Whoa. Whoa...

"Whoa. Whoa..."

Futurama

Oh, sure, Leela's fine,

"Oh, sure, Leela's fine,"

Futurama

but my jaundice has progressed to Muppet Gangrene!

"but my jaundice has progressed to Muppet Gangrene!"

Futurama

It's not easy being gangrenous.

"It's not easy being gangrenous."

Futurama

I thought you were only gonna take out one vertebra!

"I thought you were only gonna take out one vertebra!"

Futurama

Sometimes you pull one and...

"Sometimes you pull one and..."

Futurama

You don't know what you're doing! I want my back back!

"You don't know what you're doing! I want my back back!"

Futurama

But don't worry, we still have three or four co-workers

"But don't worry, we still have three or four co-workers"

Futurama

with plenty of spare parts.

"with plenty of spare parts."

Futurama

My first mission. I'm so excited.

"My first mission. I'm so excited."

Futurama

And after I dissect the yeti's poison glands,

"And after I dissect the yeti's poison glands,"

Futurama

we can stop, maybe, for ice cream on the way back?

"we can stop, maybe, for ice cream on the way back?"

Futurama

With shprinkles on?

"With shprinkles on?"

Futurama

Why, you're just a big kid,

"Why, you're just a big kid,"

Futurama

aren't you, Zoidberg?

"aren't you, Zoidberg?"

Futurama

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