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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S06E06)

"- No likey. - Well it's normally the other way around,"
Archer (2009)
"Not dick, Pam, stick. Carrot and stick!"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah... I know."
Archer (2009)
"We've got an enormous amount of information to cover"
Archer (2009)
"in a very short time in which to do it,"
Archer (2009)
"so your undivided attention is of the utmost..."
Archer (2009)
"- Mr. Figgis, may I help you? - Yeah, is there any reason why you can't"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, there is. And, Mr. Archer, may I help you?"
Archer (2009)
"- Yeah, you know what this is? - Your best gal?"
Archer (2009)
"We do not have time for this."
Archer (2009)
"I... Oh my God! Cyril, are you jealous?"
Archer (2009)
"- Oh please don't. - Archer!"
Archer (2009)
"If you're done trying to win votes for class clown..."
Archer (2009)
"- I was voted best milker. - Me too."
Archer (2009)
"Ew."
Archer (2009)
"Please direct your attention"
Archer (2009)
"to Dr. Kovacs' assistant, Dr. Sklodowska."
Archer (2009)
"- It's Sk-wuh-doh-fska. - I'm sorry. What'd I say?"
Archer (2009)
"and thank you for volunteering for this mission."
Archer (2009)
"First we need to cover some basics."
Archer (2009)
"Now as you may or may not know, Dr. Kovacs and I are lovers."
Archer (2009)
"If that is shocking to you, so be it."
Archer (2009)
"home to the greatest mind in the history of mankind,"
Archer (2009)
"Dibs on captain. Dibs on driving!"
Archer (2009)
"You have dibs on neither. Mr. Gillette, who is a licensed pilot,"
Archer (2009)
"will be piloting the Nereus."
Archer (2009)
"Oh so I'm good enough to drive y'all around?"
Archer (2009)
"Great. Maybe on the way, we can stop off down the piggly wiggly."
Archer (2009)
"I really think you and I should have a nice, long talk."
Archer (2009)
"- I'm sorry. Am I forgetting my place? - Little bit."
Archer (2009)
"After being miniaturized, the Nereus and its crew will..."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, I think I should at least be co-captain."
Archer (2009)
"I've had astronaut training."
Archer (2009)
"- So what? So did I. - So did most of us."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, but you sucked at it."
Archer (2009)
"- the... - Don't say it."
Archer (2009)
"the vomit comet."
Archer (2009)
"What the hell are you talking about?"
Archer (2009)
"- So? - So when we're floating"
Archer (2009)
"around in this Kovacs guy, in the submarine..."
Archer (2009)
"Have you ever seen a submarine movie?"
Archer (2009)
""Das Boot," "The enemy below,""
Archer (2009)
""Run silent, run deep", uh... "Gray lady down...""
Archer (2009)
"- Ooh, "Yellow sub..." - "Yellow submarine," yes!"
Archer (2009)
"Wow, there's so many submarine movies."
Archer (2009)
"And in any of them was anyone on board any submarine weightless?"
Archer (2009)
"- and were not weightless? - Oh, right."
Archer (2009)
"team onboard will be injected into Dr. Kovacs here,"
Archer (2009)
"This is because we only have exactly 60 minutes"
Archer (2009)
"before the process wears off and we revert to normal size."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, I feel like I was very clear on that."
Archer (2009)
"Our progress will be tracked in real time"
Archer (2009)
"No! No, this is absolutely not that trademark character."
Archer (2009)
"- On a guy. - On a guy named TV's Michael Gray."
Archer (2009)
"- What? - Earballs! Jesus!"
Archer (2009)
"Lana, it's TV's Michael Gray."
Archer (2009)
"Billy Batson, from "the Shazam/Isis hour?""
Archer (2009)
"Well, and "the Brian Keith show.""
Archer (2009)
"- Who is Brian Keith? - Now you're just trying to piss me off."
Archer (2009)
"- Act-ting, you philistine. - Michael, what are you doing here?"
Archer (2009)
"- I... - How did he even get on the base?"
Archer (2009)
"onto a CIA black site just because he said he knew me?"
Archer (2009)
"Well plus, he is TV's Michael Gray."
Archer (2009)
"I think maybe you're confusing"
Archer (2009)
"Which is also the word I think you're looking for"
Archer (2009)
"- with your old man fetish. - Aw come on, they're not so..."
Archer (2009)
"That one doesn't even have skin!"
Archer (2009)
"Okay if everyone will follow me into the miniaturization chamber,"
Archer (2009)
"Whoa. Wait. Already?"
Archer (2009)
"- the mission parameters? - Oh you absolutely should!"
Archer (2009)
"But we're behind schedule, thanks to..."
Archer (2009)
"Miniaturization will begin in 60 minutes."
Archer (2009)
"Okay people, you heard the lady."
Archer (2009)
"- Archer... - Captain!"
Archer (2009)
"Well we'll see about that."
Archer (2009)
"Go see about that. Okay. Pam and crazy glue,"
Archer (2009)
"And a closed mouth. How about that?"
Archer (2009)
"Okay. Lana, you think you can help Dr. Sklodowska"
Archer (2009)
"- with the navigation? - Well I did get an "A" in college biology."
Archer (2009)
"of phagocytosis by polymorphonuclear leukocytes?"
Archer (2009)
"Okay maybe just help Archer with the laser"
Archer (2009)
"You two head up to the laser turret"
Archer (2009)
"Jesus H. Christ, Ray!"
Archer (2009)
"Speaking of "H", do you see me in a sort of"
Archer (2009)
"Leonard H. Bones McCoy type of role, or..."
Archer (2009)
"- Meaning? - Irascible on-board medical officer."
Archer (2009)
"- Mm yeah, I wouldn't say on-board. - Oh man!"
Archer (2009)
"So not only am I not going to tiny town, now I have to execute a guy?"
Archer (2009)
"- What are we doing, lethal injection? - Are you... this is Dr. Kovacs."
Archer (2009)
"- This is? Are you sure? - Yes."
Archer (2009)
"Phrenology? Who are you, George Combe?"
Archer (2009)
"Because now I probably have nerve damage."
Archer (2009)
"With his racist robot monster hand!"
Archer (2009)
"Hand, legs, feet. I am a monster!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh now... come on. You're not a monster,"
Archer (2009)
"you're just different. Come on. It could be a lot worse."
Archer (2009)
"You know, could've come from a serial killer."
Archer (2009)
"and you find out it has a mind of its own."
Archer (2009)
"it's only a matter of time before you're out there"
Archer (2009)
"strangling male prostitutes, and then posing them"
Archer (2009)
"In which case, I guess try to remember"
Archer (2009)
"Miniaturization will begin in 30 minutes."
Archer (2009)
"- I can't. I'm swiveling. - Yes you can, Archer."
Archer (2009)
"Lana, what's more important than blasting"
Archer (2009)
"- Your infant daughter. - Oh right. Sorry. What's up?"
Archer (2009)
"That's normally cock aplenty."
Archer (2009)
"and the CIA disavows us, and we're blacklisted"
Archer (2009)
"- from intelligence work? - I'd have a lot more free time?"
Archer (2009)
"- Maybe I finally learn to fly fish. - That's great, Archer."
Archer (2009)
"- What if we die? - I'd have a lot more free time?"
Archer (2009)
"Well if we do die, I just want to reiterate that my"
Archer (2009)
"parents are gonna be A.J.'s legal guardians, not Malory."
Archer (2009)
"Really?"
Archer (2009)
"I-I'm sorry. I didn't see the child."
Archer (2009)
""'well somebody's been eating my porridge.'"
Archer (2009)
"- What? - What?"
Archer (2009)
""Yeah? You just keep it up because this town is crawling"
Archer (2009)
"with goldilockses with hot, young bodies and daddy issues.""
Archer (2009)
"Exactly."
Archer (2009)
"Like what's-her-face at work."
Archer (2009)
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