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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S06E06)

"Debbie, yeah."
Archer (2009)
"she can get in the battle of the Bulge."
Archer (2009)
"- I'm gonna be fine. - So if, say, there's a malfunction"
Archer (2009)
"with the shrink ray and the ship, and everything in it"
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"- gets vaporized? - I'd just jump out at the last second."
Archer (2009)
"- Lana, nobody can. - Really?"
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"So will you do everyone a favor and relax for once?"
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"Sorry, gang!"
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"My bad. That was on me."
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"Miniaturization in..."
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"- You were saying? - I don't know."
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"ten minutes."
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"Probably something about Paris."
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"Miniaturization in five minutes."
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"Roger that, mission control."
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"Navigation systems are online."
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"- Said your dick. - That would mean it's too big, dummy,"
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"and so it's ready to be made smaller."
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"You already forgot."
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"Roger that, stupid. You guys ready to make history?"
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"Well you won't bleed him, you won't cup him,"
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"you won't divine his humors. For all you charlatans know,"
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"All clear."
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"We are ready for miniaturization, over."
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"- Speak for yourself, holy shrink-snacks. - Yeah, this is kind of terrifying."
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"So why are you messing around with this crazy shrink ray?"
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"- It's not like you need a million bucks. - Wh... Are you kidding?"
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"Pam, we are going on a voyage of medical discovery unparalleled"
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"in not only the history of mankind but also perhaps its future."
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"Hippocrates, Galen, Percival, Sharpe."
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"which I think you'll agree,"
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"is the very embodiment of Arthur C. Clarke's third law,"
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"which states that any sufficiently advanced technology"
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"is indistinguishable from magic."
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"Or, if you like, a miracle."
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"- Why? - Shits and grins... and screams."
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"Wah, porridge, wah..."
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"Commence miniaturization in ten..."
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"Wait. What happened?"
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"- It-It's gone. Hang on."
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"How wonderful."
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"And then hopefully a lifetime to be with him."
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"Once he leaves Hilda."
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"Control, I think we're ready to start"
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"- transport and injection, over. - Roger that, Nereus."
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"- So, should we be steering, or... - Shh!"
Archer (2009)
"Okay. Now the submarine is in a saline solution"
Archer (2009)
"where it will prepare to inject the solution"
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"into the cerebrospinal fluid at the base of Dr. Kovacs' skull."
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"- We're not weightless! - Why not?"
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"59 minutes-ish until the Nereus reverts to normal size."
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"well, robotically possible, I guess."
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"We're looking good down here, control. All lined up on the injection site."
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"Ugh! Yes! Let's get this over with!"
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"You are a go for injection, doctor."
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"Preparing to inject."
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"So should there be screaming?"
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"Which... what's the story on that?"
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"even the one down in Grenada,"
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"That doesn't give you the right to bully me."
Archer (2009)
"if I was a clone of Adolf goddamn Hitler,"
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"wouldn't I look like Adolf goddamn Hitler?"
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"- It was. - Whew, okay."
Archer (2009)
"So we're still okay."
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"I'm sorry. I should've finished that thought."
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"It was injected into Dr. Kovacs, but not at the injection site."
Archer (2009)
"Wow. Now I feel like Dr. Dickwads."
Archer (2009)
"Krieger, shut up! And you, get them out of there."
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"We can't. They're way too small."
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"They'll just have to make it to his tear duct like we planned."
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"Damn it! So do we tell them?"
Archer (2009)
"Before we begin,"
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"I want to make one thing perfectly clear to all of you."
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"So no, Miss Poovey,"
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"in which case I nominate Ray Pitcher."
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"Even human beings."
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"- damn you, years! - Krieger, those were shrinky dinks."
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"Okay people, listen up."
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"- You son of a... - Slater!"
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"Why do you constantly antagonize him?"
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"- No, I'm... - I'm gonna make it up to you, buddy."
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"if not the universe."
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"When this is over,"
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"Yes, Mr. Archer?"
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"Oh my god, "Operation Petticoat,""
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"Yeah, plus that time we were all on a submarine"
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"- He said he knew you. - You let an unauthorized civilian"
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"If that is shocking to you, so be it."
Archer (2009)
"we will now begin boarding the Nereus."
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"so maybe go do that in the rear."
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"- Mmm. - Just go."
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"Oh wow, great. So when we're traversing the occipital lobe,"
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"you'll know what to do if the ship is in imminent danger"
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"and get acquainted with that bad boy."
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"- How?! - Well I guess the hand,"
Archer (2009)
"And then one day soon, maybe you're shaving,"
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"I need to talk to you about something important."
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"imaginary womp rats in my imaginary T-16 back home?"
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"- I just had the drapes cleaned! - And then papa bear said,"
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"Bears. Turret ready."
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"Close enough. Okay, let's light this candle."
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"- Get out. - Gladly!"
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"Time."
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"which was my fallback, but whatever."
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"I don't think a selfie would be appropriate."
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"and Julia gluey-Dreyfus over there."
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"Because since defecting to the West 20 years ago,"
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"Aren't they already pretty small?"
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"- After this is over, you and me. - Poop."
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"This is the blood clot that threatens to destroy that brain."
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"But I kicked total ass in zero gravity, so I think I should be in charge."
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"I see I have some fans in the audience."
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"and it starts dragging you out into the city at night."
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"And C: even if, god forbid something happens to you,"
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"- A.J. will be fine. - Just remember what we talked about."
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"All clear. Commence initialization sequence."
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"Mission control to Nereus, over."
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"You stole it! You stole my idea!"
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"So, listen."
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