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Clips from South Park - Damien (S01E01)

"Well, you're all a bunch of f* * * * * g a * * * * * * s."
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"Hey, gang. It's our friend Indian Companion."
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"Someone coming."
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"We don't care that someone's coming. Can't you say something else?"
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"It's always, "Someone coming." I hope someone comes. We like people."
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"Go away, Indian Companion!"
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"Why don't we all sit back, get a little rowdy..."
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"...and watch "Damien.""
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"Hooray!"
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"Damien"
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"That's right."
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"Kick-ass! Cartman's mom throws the best parties!"
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"I shoved it up my ass! I wrote it out..."
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"- Children, today is a very special day. - My birthday isn't until Saturday."
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"- What's your name again? - Damien."
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"Say hi to Damien."
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"My arrival denotes the beginning of the end."
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"- The Prince of Darkness. - We have royalty in our class."
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"Children, Nancy Sinatra was a choice piece of ass..."
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"New kid, want an invitation to my birthday party?"
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"Here begins pain. The new domination..."
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"- I had a Poofy Pie in that desk! - Feel the wrath of the fallen angel."
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"Do you need to sit in time-out for a minute?"
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"- That's what you're supposed to get me. - Dude!"
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"- You don't tell people what to get you. - That's weak."
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"...to make Ultra Mega Mega Man."
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"Now, Kenny, you are to get me Yellow Mega Man."
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"- What are you doing? - You can't sit with us, weirdo."
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"Anyway, Kenny, Yellow Mega Man is only $8.95."
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"Hello. I'm Phillip. They call me Pip because they hate me."
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"That does it!"
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"Turn him back. He has to buy the Yellow Mega Man."
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"- How's it going? - Bad."
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"Children, you shouldn't not like somebody..."
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"...just because they're different. Let me sing you a little song."
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"Death to the holy. The wrath of the fallen angels now waits for you all!"
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"We've got to do something, children!"
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"My wrath shall continue until I speak with Jesus!"
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"- Jesus? - Jesus?"
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"- Two minutes to air, Jesus. - Thanks, Roland. Blessed art thou."
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"- Jesus! - I only do autographs after the show."
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"So it was written. The cycle of years brings the Son of Evil."
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"Five minutes until recess is over, you little bastards."
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"But I'm changing that to Yellow Mega Man..."
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"...since Kenny was turned into a duck-billed platypus."
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"That means that the Mega Man Beach House..."
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"...will be given by two people..."
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"Feel my wrath!"
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"You shouldn't be so upset. I know it's hard, but they'll accept you someday."
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"Your time here is short. Soon, my father comes."
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"Behold, he is already upon us."
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"Oh, dude!"
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"Jesus, my father says he chooses you. He calls you out."
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"Let the final battle between good and evil be fought..."
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"...right here in South Park!"
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"- You're gonna fight Satan? - It has been ordained from the start."
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"My children, this is the most crucial and serious time of all history."
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"Only $49.95."
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"Wait a minute. Saturday's my party! They can't have the fight on Saturday!"
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"Do we go to the fight or Cartman's birthday?"
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"Birthday!"
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"Who decided it had to be on Saturday? This is a plot against me, isn't it?"
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"- When is Satan gonna show up? - Did he show up yet?"
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"We're all with you, Jesus. We put all our money on you."
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"Thank you for your faith..."
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"Behold, the Evil One approaches."
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"Prepare to enter thy house of pain."
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"Son of God, I will smash thy face into small little bits."
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"I have such delightful horrors to unleash upon thee."
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"Well, I think I'II..."
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"See you Saturday, Jesus. Good luck."
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"- Change my bet! - Mine on the Devil!"
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"I was here first."
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"What you need to do, Damien, is to be overly nice."
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"No matter how mean the other kids are, just don't retaliate."
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"Be passive, okay?"
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"A little higher and you've got it."
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"I was doing my father's bidding. I didn't have a choice."
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"I didn't mean to fart on you. I didn't have a choice."
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"- We're gonna call you "Fartboy" now. - Bye-bye, Fartboy."
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"Fartboy? Perhaps they won't call me that anymore."
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"Excuse me. I just talked to the bookie."
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"I have been forsaken!"
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"You should all be ashamed of yourselves."
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"Betting against your lord and savior. I am disgusted!"
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"I implore you. Don't bet on the Dark One. You will never win."
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"Thank you, sweet Jesus, for showing us the light!"
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"Does he think we're crazy?"
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"- Hey, Jesus. - Why are you out so late?"
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"Satan, what about your involvement in the Gulf War?"
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""He's a dirty fighter." "He causes all the world's violence and death.""
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"It's just getting old. Let everything be decided in the ring."
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"Shouldn't you be out shopping for my presents?"
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"- Drink these raw eggs, Jesus. - No way."
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"- You're his sparring partner. - You have to."
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"Satan must be defeated. Please help me train."
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"Okay. But I'm just gonna tap you, all right?"
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"- Give it your best shot... - Oh, God in heaven!"
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"Come on, kiddies. Eat more."
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"- Welcome, Chef. - Yup. Here's your present."
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"They make fun of the fat boy too."
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"Now I think they like him because he picks on me."
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"...weighing in at a mere 1 40 pounds..."
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"...Beelzebub!"
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"...let's get ready to rumble!"
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"I want a clean fight. No punches below the belt, holding or miracles."
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"- Wow. - Whoa, that was cool!"
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"- You're not such a bad guy, Damien. - Come on in and join the party."
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"Come on, you little wuss, fight!"
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"Ants in the Pants?!"
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"- It's a game, dude. It's fun! - You son of a bitch!"
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"I hate you! I want you to die!"
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"Die!"
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"Everybody go home!"
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"- You need to mellow out. - Take your game with you!"
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"What a splendid party."
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"Why? What's the point?"
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"My father and the town forsaked me. I'm completely forsook."
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"What would Nancy Kerrigan do? Not give up."
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"- She wouldn't take second. - Stan."
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